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Scarface

Shapeless pacing and shoddy production values make for one of the most over-rated film school favorites.

Halliwell says: Absurdly brutalized version of the above, with detailed violence and a superabundance of foul language. Scarface has now become an emigre Cuban, and the film seems to want to make a political statement.


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20th Feb 2012

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No Strings Attached

Devastatingly transparent and unambitious romcom-by-numbers with Natalie Portman.


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19th Feb 2012

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Tomorrow, When The War Began

Heartbreak High meets Red Dawn in this bland teen Aussie box office smash.


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17th Feb 2012

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Rush

Disappointingly dated, wooden, melodramatic undercover-cops-go-too-far movie. With added Eric Clapton noodling.


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15th Feb 2012

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No Man's Land

Surprisingly stylish slice of 80s action with @CharlieSheen ...like Point Break, without surfboards.


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14th Feb 2012

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The Lincoln Lawyer

Matthew McRomcomedy gets semi-serious in this tricksy courtroom drama ...an updated Jagged Edge.


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13th Feb 2012

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Chalet Girl

Unambitious @UKFilmCouncil drivel starring many of the usual suspects. I'm talking to you #BillNighy.


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12th Feb 2012

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Battle Los Angeles

Stylish, directionless, underdeveloped video game shoot 'em up. Black Hawk Down with aliens.


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11th Feb 2012

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The Ghost

Clumsy, inefficient thriller. Was going to say wannabee-Polanski, then I noticed Polanski directed it.


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1st Feb 2012

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Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

More mindless big budget tentpole antics. Nothing new to report, Cap'n.


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30th Jan 2012

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Ironclad

Shapeless medieval actioner. The medium calibre cast is let down by the shoddy production quality & script.


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28th Jan 2012

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Paul

Turgid alien bromance comedy. Disappointing turns from Rogan/Frost/Pegg/Mottola.


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26th Jan 2012

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True Grit

Sumptuous, beautifully shot, stylish western. Its slowness is saved by a couple of great set pieces.


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23rd Jan 2012

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127 Hours

Bold, confident filmmaking from @DannyBoyleFilm. 57 Hours might have worked better.


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23rd Jan 2012

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The Adjustment Bureau

Unsteady retro sci-fi with religious undertones - that once might have starred Jimmy Stewart.


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21st Jan 2012

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Reds

Portentous historical epic from Warren Beatty. Ambitious in scale and production, it sadly fails to get going.

Halliwell says: Interminably long but full of quality, this immensely detailed work was a most unlikely project to succeed in the eighties, but its very strangeness enabled it to break even.**


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21st Jan 2012

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The Good The Bad And The Ugly

Newly extended scenes only highlight how good every scene is in this masterful western.

Halliwell says: Intermittently lively, very violent and interminably drawn out western with a number of rather hilarious stylistic touches.*


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19th Jan 2012

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Midnight Run

Note perfect action comedy from Martin Brest. Movies don't get much better than this.


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18th Jan 2012

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Limitless

Expensive, psychedelic student film exploring sci-fi drug dependency.


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16th Jan 2012

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It's Kind of a Funny Story

Disappointing blend of Cuckoo's Nest and 500 Days. @Galifianakisz saves the day again.


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14th Jan 2012

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Leon

It seemed derivative at the time, but Luc Besson's hit man flick brought some edgy originality to Hollywood.


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13th Jan 2012

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Fallen Angels

WKW's Chungking Express follow-up sacrifices charm for extremist style that has rarely been equalled.


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11th Jan 2012

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Hereafter

Bizarre exploration of the afterlife from Clint. Hot on the heels of What Dreams May Come and Lovely Bones.


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7th Jan 2012

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The Green Hornet

Dull big screen outing for a second rate superhero - wasting considerable talent and money.


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7th Jan 2012

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Mesrine Part 2: Public Enemy No 1

More expensive, directionless French gangster antics. With added Almaric.


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4th Jan 2012

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Betrayed

Detailed, absorbing thriller from Costas Garvas, as Debra Winger goes undercover with the KKK.

Halliwell says: Heavygoing piece with Something to Say, but not much to watch.*


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3rd Jan 2012

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What Just Happened

Dark, stylish, humorous dissection of the movie biz ...that only makes me want to live in LA.


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2nd Jan 2012

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Gulliver's Travels

Unambitious, child friendly update to the classic tale.


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2nd Jan 2012

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Drive

Still derivative. Still borderline pretentious. Still enjoyable.


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1st Jan 2012

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Cool World

Early 90's car crash, as Ralph Bakshi's kaleidoscopic fountain of ideas collides with the mainstream.


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30th Dec 2011

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Beginners

Assured, personal, touching, refreshing exploration of love and relationships from Mike Mills.


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29th Dec 2011

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Megamind

The superior rock OST is virtually all that distinguishes this from 'Despicible Me'.


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27th Dec 2011

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Rise of the Planet of the Apes

Super fast paced, thoughtful action movie - that stretches things a little too far.


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27th Dec 2011

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The King's Speech

A touching, powerful story. Well acted and adequately told.


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26th Dec 2011

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ET: The Extra Terrestrial

Spielberg's flawless classic still hits hard, even if my bike still can't fly.


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24th Dec 2011

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Finding Nemo

Charming animated aquatics from Pixar. Lacking the emotional sucker punch of their other efforts.


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23rd Dec 2011

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Thelma and Louise

Stylish feminist road movie that saw a return to form for Ridley Scott. Feminists might disagree.

Halliwell says: Timely, exuberant and off-beat feminist road movie that manages to say something interesting about the relationship between the sexes.***


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18th Dec 2011

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Irreversible

Brutal, context-free trawl through a seedy underworld as reverse trauma unfolds. Get your sea legs on.


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17th Dec 2011

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Good Will Hunting

Gus Van Zandt's absorbing drama still holds up. Beautifully written, acted, shot and directed.


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17th Dec 2011

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Speed

Pop quiz asshole! Keanu's 90's runaway bus classic has not matured with age.


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16th Dec 2011

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The Russian Ark

An ambitious amble through Russian history - with a single tracking shot and a cast of thousands.


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15th Dec 2011

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Norwegian Wood

Disappointingly dull and lifeless Murakami adaptation, despite the high calibre of talent involved.


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15th Dec 2011

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The Bicycle Thief

Italian neo-realist classic, as area man struggles to find work and the necessary tools to do it.

Halliwell says: The epitome of Italian neo-realism, the slight human drama is developed so that it has all the force of King Lear, and both the acting and the backgrounds are vividly compelling.***


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14th Dec 2011

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Despicable Me

Decent enough sub-Pixar evil genius adventure. Shrink ray included.


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12th Dec 2011

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The Driver

Moody, but flat and dull original car chase movie with Ryan O'Neal. More influential than it is good.

Halliwell says: Noisy melodrama, very proficient in the screeching tyro department but extremely empty as a character.*


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11th Dec 2011

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Season of the Witch

Surprisingly snappy hokus pokus with Nic Cage and Clay Morrow.


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10th Dec 2011

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A Christmas Carol

Another lifeless motion capture animation from a flagging Robert Zemeckis.


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9th Dec 2011

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Amazing Grace

Solid, unambitious, but occasionally rousing William Wilberforce biopic.


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7th Dec 2011

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Morning Glory

Smarter rom-com, with a not-terrible turn from Harrison Ford.


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5th Dec 2011

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Biutiful

Grim and uninspiring slice of life in the Barcelona underworld.


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5th Dec 2011

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