Chimpomatic Health Corner

Six weeks into a booze-a-thon, and with no end in sight, it seems that the hedonistic chimpomatic lifestyle might be taking it's toll and health issues may be rearing their ugly head. Suffering from slight but constant leg cramps (the likes of which haven't been seen since Art School Year 3 Term 3) prompted me to do some medical research and determine that poor circulation is the problem. Alcohol, caffeine and sugar are possible suspects. Tick. Tick. Tick.

So, the options seem to be:

1) Stop drinking.
2) Start using Cayenne powder. (Thanks Dr. Shultze!)
3) Find a different drink.

Unfortunately, 1 is not going to be possible on business grounds. I will certainly be knocking back a few Cayenne-laced Bloody Mary's (2), but there's only so much Tomato juice any man can take, particularly when not flying long-haul.

So, the search is on for a non-beer drink that will meet my criteria and improve circulation. Much as I love a Caucasian, that is simply not going to solve the problem, man. Rum (or Jack) and Coke has been a contender, but while that's an improvement in some ways, the increased sugar is a suspect in some pretty freaky nightmares. The salt in a Margarita would be good, but I'm thinking that 8 shots of tequila a night would have it's own connotations.

Suggestions please.