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To The Wonder

The lights are on but nobody's home, as Terence Malick's stylish tone poem comes close to self-parody.


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22nd Feb 2013

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Purple Rain

50% less acting than I remembered, but Prince's epic self-centred pop promo holds up surprisingly well.


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22nd Feb 2013

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The Great Time Machine Race

It's on... (Or will be.) (Or has been.) Take your pick between the Verdrehung Fan(TM) and the Space-Time Twisting By Light project. 

Marshall Barnes, R&D Eng, is working on the Verdrehung Fan(TM) which involves effecting time with specially synthesized electromagnetic fields. Meanwhile, the plan from Ronald L. Mallett, PhD utilises a rotating ring laser generating a gravitational field that then twists space and time.

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21st Feb 2013 - Add Comment - Tweet

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Trailer Park: It's A Disaster

Good cast in this brunch at the end of the world comedy from Oscilloscope Labs: David Cross, Julia Stiles, America Ferrera. Follow @OscopeLabs for details of the whole thing showing on Vine (if watching a movie in 6 sec clips is your kind of thing)

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20th Feb 2013 - Add Comment - Tweet

Short Attention Span Theatre: C (299,792 km/s)

Like the retromania science clips in this Kickstarter-funded short - reminiscent of Leonard Nimoy's finest work (In Search Of...). More details on the combination of digital cameras and old school non-CGI FX work in this Wired piece.

"C is the story of Lieutenant Commander Malleck, and her radical act of mutiny aboard the
KESTROS IV. With the help of her co-conspirators, she attempts to harness this weapon of mass destruction for a grand new purpose. But when a contingent of ground crew led by Second Lieutenant Kai threatens her master plan, Malleck must use the ship against them in order to succeed.

To build the future, we looked to the past. No CGI or greenscreen was used in the making of the film; all our sets and props were built by hand and filmed in-camera. Combining new advances in digital camera technology with traditional special effects, we sought to create a unique look through lighting design, camera tricks, miniature photography, split-screen, and stop-animation. We believe that this approach allowed us greater creative possibilities on a low-budget science-fiction film."

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19th Feb 2013 - Add Comment - Tweet

Short Attention Span Theatre: Head Over Heels

Oscar-nominated short from National Film & Television School graduates. Coincidentally similar to this Kirsten Dunst sci-fi, which just looks silly

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18th Feb 2013 - Add Comment - Tweet

Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

Pretentious, self consciously quirky Oscarbait that strangely fails to connect.


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17th Feb 2013

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Avengers Assemble

Shallow, unmotivated superhero ensemble with the occasional thrill.


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16th Feb 2013

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Peggy Sue Got Married

Interesting time travel companion to \#BTTF, held back by Coppola's pedestrian direction.

Halliwell says: It plays like and extended Twilight Zone, but with plenty of interesting details to back up and excellent leading performance.**


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15th Feb 2013

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Live Free Or Die Hard

Diluted actioner with plenty of decent moments + appalling finale.


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15th Feb 2013

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Kurt Vile Will Violate You Again in April

The new @TheRealKurtVile record "Wakin' On A Pretty Daze" is out April 8th. Check out the rocking 9m30s MP3 "Wakin' On A Pretty Day" here. And be prepared for some spelling issues with all these titles.

Cover art is by chimp favourite Espo (aka Steven Powers). Check that out above and in the video below.

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13th Feb 2013 - Add Comment - Tweet

The Artist

Classy, post modern love letter to cinema, that's a couple of reels too long and not as subtle as 'Hugo'.


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10th Feb 2013

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The Iron Lady

Kaleidoscopic, meandering wander down a well trodden path of Mrs Thatcher anecdotes and impressions.


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9th Feb 2013

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The Decoy Bride

Shockingly pedestrian Scottish tourist board turkey, squandering some semi-decent talent.


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8th Feb 2013

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Contraband

Effortless smuggling thriller with Marky Mark on auto-pilot. Not \#TheOtherGuys.


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8th Feb 2013

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