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To The Wonder
The lights are on but nobody's home, as Terence Malick's stylish tone poem comes close to self-parody.
22nd Feb 2013
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Purple Rain
50% less acting than I remembered, but Prince's epic self-centred pop promo holds up surprisingly well.
22nd Feb 2013
Read more 3 star reviewsCheck out @JeffGarlin 's podcast. Jeff Tweedy, JJ Abrams, Larry David and Lena Dunham the guests so far: https://t.co/9UF654WMUk
22nd Feb 2013
Read on Twitter"Danke Schoen" is sung by a bloke …Andy Williams. Who knew. \#SaveFerris
22nd Feb 2013
Read on TwitterThe Great Time Machine Race
It's on... (Or will be.) (Or has been.) Take your pick between the Verdrehung Fan(TM) and the Space-Time Twisting By Light project.
Marshall Barnes, R&D Eng, is working on the Verdrehung Fan(TM) which involves effecting time with specially synthesized electromagnetic fields. Meanwhile, the plan from Ronald L. Mallett, PhD utilises a rotating ring laser generating a gravitational field that then twists space and time.

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Trailer Park: It's A Disaster
Good cast in this brunch at the end of the world comedy from Oscilloscope Labs: David Cross, Julia Stiles, America Ferrera. Follow @OscopeLabs for details of the whole thing showing on Vine (if watching a movie in 6 sec clips is your kind of thing)

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RT @redleaderlondon: Saw this on the news last night: Crowd funding a \#deathstar. Red Leader standing by http://t.co/EsFhdpPr
19th Feb 2013
Read on TwitterShort Attention Span Theatre: C (299,792 km/s)
Like the retromania science clips in this Kickstarter-funded short - reminiscent of Leonard Nimoy's finest work (In Search Of...). More details on the combination of digital cameras and old school non-CGI FX work in this Wired piece.
"C is the story of Lieutenant Commander Malleck, and her radical act of mutiny aboard the
KESTROS IV. With the help of her co-conspirators, she attempts to harness this weapon of mass destruction for a grand new purpose. But when a contingent of ground crew led by Second Lieutenant Kai threatens her master plan, Malleck must use the ship against them in order to succeed.
To build the future, we looked to the past. No CGI or greenscreen was used in the making of the film; all our sets and props were built by hand and filmed in-camera. Combining new advances in digital camera technology with traditional special effects, we sought to create a unique look through lighting design, camera tricks, miniature photography, split-screen, and stop-animation. We believe that this approach allowed us greater creative possibilities on a low-budget science-fiction film."
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RT @bestfitmusic: Thom Yorke’s Atoms For Peace stream debut album bit.ly/UC5MHw
19th Feb 2013
Read on TwitterShort Attention Span Theatre: Head Over Heels
Oscar-nominated short from National Film & Television School graduates. Coincidentally similar to this Kirsten Dunst sci-fi, which just looks silly
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Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
Pretentious, self consciously quirky Oscarbait that strangely fails to connect.
17th Feb 2013
Read more 2.5 star reviewsPurple Rain getting a dusting off this Wednesday at 12.10am on Sky's HD Oscar channel.
17th Feb 2013
Read on Twitter“ @BrockleyCentral: Crofton Park bar plan approved - microbrewery due to move in... http://t.co/sFeeBjibâ€
16th Feb 2013
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Avengers Assemble
Shallow, unmotivated superhero ensemble with the occasional thrill.
16th Feb 2013
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\#Spotted: A v. young Jim Carrey and a quiff-toting Nic Cage, in 'Peggy Sue Got Married'. http://t.co/uK4qxYy8
15th Feb 2013
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Peggy Sue Got Married
Interesting time travel companion to \#BTTF, held back by Coppola's pedestrian direction.
Halliwell says: It plays like and extended Twilight Zone, but with plenty of interesting details to back up and excellent leading performance.**
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15th Feb 2013
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Live Free Or Die Hard
Diluted actioner with plenty of decent moments + appalling finale.
15th Feb 2013
Read more 3 star reviews"You a fan of the Fett?"
"I was always more of a Star Wars guy"
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14th Feb 2013
Read on TwitterKeanu Reeves: the future of cinema http://t.co/HPCwSqBM via @guardian
14th Feb 2013
Read on TwitterRT @Casa_Lee: 11yr old son said "you know a man truly loves you if he actually pauses a video game to send you a Valentine text".
14th Feb 2013
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Kurt Vile Will Violate You Again in April
The new @TheRealKurtVile record "Wakin' On A Pretty Daze" is out April 8th. Check out the rocking 9m30s MP3 "Wakin' On A Pretty Day" here. And be prepared for some spelling issues with all these titles.
Cover art is by chimp favourite Espo (aka Steven Powers). Check that out above and in the video below.
13th Feb 2013 - Add Comment - Tweet
It's a bit to generous for my liking. RT @HugoSlime: @chimpomatic just been introduced to the \#burgerapp I know you must have dat shit?
12th Feb 2013
Read on TwitterRT @berrics: The first BATTLE COMMANDER at the new Berrics brought to you by the chief himself, @jamiethomas Now live http://t.co/ARWUwKVP
11th Feb 2013
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The Artist
Classy, post modern love letter to cinema, that's a couple of reels too long and not as subtle as 'Hugo'.
10th Feb 2013
Read more 3 star reviewsRT @UpstreamColor: Upstream Color International Premiere \#berlinale http://t.co/HY1lOdGp
10th Feb 2013
Read on TwitterRT @BadJokeCat: I accidentally swallowed some Tippex last night. Woke up with a massive correction.
10th Feb 2013
Read on TwitterDeath Proof is even shitter RT @elliotgoldner: 'Kill Bill' is the shittest.
10th Feb 2013
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The Iron Lady
Kaleidoscopic, meandering wander down a well trodden path of Mrs Thatcher anecdotes and impressions.
9th Feb 2013
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\#Spotted: Magneto Fassbender, on Graham Norton and also popping up in 'Band of Brothers'. http://t.co/gFl7qJUY
8th Feb 2013
Read on Twitter“ @guardianfilm: Groundhog Day: the perfect comedy, for ever http://t.co/e9RgD46Sâ€
8th Feb 2013
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The Decoy Bride
Shockingly pedestrian Scottish tourist board turkey, squandering some semi-decent talent.
8th Feb 2013
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Contraband
Effortless smuggling thriller with Marky Mark on auto-pilot. Not \#TheOtherGuys.
8th Feb 2013
Read more 1.5 star reviewsNow's your chance @hell_in_hello RT @pitchforkmedia: Joey Ramone's record collection is up for auction http://t.co/WQoLAMU5
8th Feb 2013
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