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Google Flu Surveillance
Google's even winning on flu surveillance
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RIP Mitch Mitchell
Mitch Mitchell, the great drummer for the Jimi Hendrix Experience has died. Always loved his ability to get as many rolls in a song as possible...
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Real Californication
the Anthony Kiedis biopic Scar Tissue is heading to HBO
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The Devil's Whore
(creator: Peter Flannery)
Channel 4
Four-part drama set during the English civil war, with Andrea Riseborough playing Angelica Fanshawe, a proto-feminist courtier who finds herself at the heart of Cromwell's revolution.
Channel 4's historical dramas sometimes suffer from budget problems which make it look like there just weren't that many people around in ye great hiftorical momentes of olde Englande. Here, they just about get away with it, thanks largely to a great cast cast: as well as the mighty Dominic "McNulty" West as Oliver Cromwell, they've also got one of TV's all-time best swearers, Peter "come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off" Capaldi (although he's a lot meeker as King Charles than he was in The Thick Of It), John Simm (ever-reliable, and engaging here as a freestyling blade-for-hire), and Michael Fassbender, (Bobby Sands in Steve McQueen's Hunger).
Weirdly it was shot in South Africa - it's a lot cheaper to make it look like 17th century England than 21st century England now is apparently. Fanshawe's journey from naive noblewoman to roving highwaylady is highly entertaining, though it's hard to know how fast and loose they've played with the history (the English Civil War wasn't on the curriculum at Chimpschool) - was Cromwell such a fun guy? Or is that just the McNulty charm seeping through Dominic West's grin? Would she really have been allowed to chat back to the King in the way that she does?
Historical questions aside, it's an engaging romp, with a good mix of swashbuckling, drama and moustache-twirling that looks like it'll be worth following for all four episodes.
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13th Nov 2008
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The War Is Over
....well, according to this bizarre fake copy of the New York Times, it will be. On July 4th next year.
Liberal pranksters The Yes Men are behind the fuzzy stunt apparently.
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Data Protection
By sheer coincidence, and a determination to distract myself from some tedious essential tasks today, I stumbled accross hard evidence of two products that I have had long designed in my daydreaming mind. First up, the pocket video projector.
At art school I mated a portable tv with an overhead projector, before evolving the idea with a magnifying glass and a video iPod a couple if years back. Both ideas were solid, but the brightness of the source let things down. Now Texas instruments have developed the concept more thoroughly, bringing out a pocket sized projector, which can throw a 60 inch screen onto a nearby white surface. Perfect for when you find yourself flying air India, or you need to show Ari Gold your reel while he's stuck in line with the valet. The 480 pixel resolution is nothing to write home about, but it's better than some of the studio previews we're screening at the ranch this Thursday.
Next up, as previously noted, digital photography is finally entering the mainstream of film production in a major way. I've often wondered what was holding video back from the high-end goodness enjoyed by the digital SLR world for quite some time. Red have taken that idea to a certain point, but now Canon have stepped in with a new digital SLR that can shoot full 1080 digital video (barrage of tech data here).
As it's a regular Canon body you have a huge choice if easily available lenses, which keeps the cost low and the f stop even lower. Check out Pulitzer winning photographer Vincent Laforet's dummy shoot for some sample footage. The clip was shot using the cameras low-light capabilities (+ helicopter + Moby soundtrack), and doesn't feature any post-production to enhance the colours and whatnot. Canon has some clips of their own here, some stills here and even a making-of video.
Michael Mann's not going to be able to sleep.
The concept's certainly building steam (witness this bulked-up camera kit) and Red themselves haven't been snoozing in this marketplace however - and a specs announcement Is due tomorrow on their new 'Scarlet' product, which is said to have radically moved on since initial word got out. Low light, plus low price and slow- mo goodness. Yum.
As a cryogenically suspended filmmaker, both of these technolgical advancements light my fire... and I'm happy to withdraw any claims on the technology.
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New Hitchcock in 2009
Chimp hero Robyn Hitchcock is touring the UK next year, with songs from his forthcoming album Goodnight Oslo, out on Valentine's day. Recorded with The Venus Three – Peter Buck (guitar) and R.E.M. mainstays Scott McCaughey (bass, vocals) and Bill Rieflin (drums) – and all-round legend Ryuichi Sakamoto.
February
Sat 7th GLASGOW, ABC2 £13.50
Sun 8th NEWCASTLE, Academy 2 £12.50
Tue 10th LEEDS, Brudenell Social Club £12
Wed 11th BIRMINGHAM, Glee Club £12.50
Thu 12th LONDON, Union Chapel £15
Fri 13th BURY, The Met £13.50
Sat 14th BRACKNELL, South Hill Park Arts Centre £15
Mon 16th BRIGHTON, Komedia £12.50
Tue 17th CAMBRIDGE, Junction 2 £16.50
Wed 18th BRISTOL, The Fleece £12.50
Thu 19th CARDIFF, The Globe £9
Robyn recently headed to the Arctic with the Cape Farewell project and Martha Wainwright, KT Tunstall, Jarvis Cocker, Feist and Sakamoto - must have been some jam.
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The Lord Dog Bird
The Lord Dog Bird
Jagjaguwar
The Lord Dog Bird is the solo alter ego of Colin McCann - the guitarist in the band Wilderness (review of their new album to follow) - and it was recorded at home on a 4-track by the spookily voiced Lord Colin himself. Sparse scratchy droning guitar, vocals and simple drums are the main ingredients here. This bare and basic sound adds authenticity and power to both voice and word. The atmosphere is a heavy claustrophobic mix of fear, honesty, and a tinge of optimism.
There is, though, a sense that these tunes are works in progress torn from a scrapbook. The similarity of the songs (both the sound and the composition), the presence of a couple of noodly instrumentals and the lo-fi nature of the whole piece gives it an unfinished feel. That said there are two exceptional tracks on here that elevate the whole damn thing:
“March To The Mountain” takes us on a compelling journey where the drums punch in to drive an urgent sense of being up against it. The words sound better delivered than written, but I like the way the end of the/my world is nigh gets expressed: “The sky is up above - the melting snow of love - and every rivers clogged - and you can’t find the sun.” The twin vocals on “The Gift Of Song In The Lions Den” add a haunting tone to this driven song that…Oh – bugger it – download and have a listen for yourself here.
This rather enjoyable 9 track album, released by the solidly rostered jagjaguwar label, was recorded when the main act were on an extended hiatus. Now, it might turn out that he has worked tirelessly to create this, his magnum opus, but I wonder if it might have reached a greater level of opus-ness if worked on for a bit longer.
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Trailer Park: Dear Zachary, Special
Dear Zachary from the Beasties' Oscilloscope Laboratories and Michael Rappaport's offbeat superhero drama Special
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Can't Touch This!
Amusing article over at Gawker about Bush santising his hands after shaking with Obama. From Obama's book, the Audacity of Hope:
"Obama!" Bush exclaimed... "Come here and meet Laura. Laura, you remember Obama. We saw him on TV during election night. Beautiful family. And that wife of yours — that's one impressive lady."
The two men shook hands and then, according to Obama, Bush turned to an aide, "who squirted a big dollop of hand sanitizer in the president's hand."
Bush then offered some to Obama, who recalled: "Not wanting to seem unhygienic, I took a squirt."
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Batman Sues Christopher Nolan
love this story: the Town of Batman in Turkey is suing Christopher Nolan
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Van Bowl
Van Morrison's been pulling off his Astral Weeks set at the Hollywood Bowl - sounds like he's finally done the gig Dr Chimp and I have been dying to see. Roll on (and on and on) the DVD...
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Lost Nuke, 1968
crazy story about a US B-52 nuclear weapon crash cover-up in Greenland, 1968
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12.5m to 1
The odds are low, but those damn spammers are still making a profit. Blanket coverage makes those small odds pay, apparently to the tune of $2m a year.
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Trailer Park: Fanboys
Another entry in the mining-the-Lucas-experience files: Fanboys
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Fairly Fairey
Shepherd Fairey's Obama poster's spawned some spoofs...
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Feature Films Coming to YouTube
Thanks to the success of Hulu.com (a US iPlayer style site that has generated 3x the ad-revenue of YouTube), Google have re-negotiated some of their relationships with Hollywood, and MGM will be the first studio to offer feature films on YouTube. Hopefully that's all going to lead to the watch-anything-whenever holy grail that has been slowly evolving, as online movies follow the lead of the audio revolution.
CNET has the details.
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OS Snow Leopard v Windows 7.0
The Onion's done the breakdown for you
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Trailer Park: What's Up?
site and trailer up for Up - Pixar's new cartoon
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Underbelly
FX UK
Interesting spin on the suburban gangster story, looking at ten years in the life of an Australian mob family: think Neighbours meets the Sopranos. Lots of leisurewear, barbies, and E-pressing machines running all night in houses you could imagine Kath and Kim living next door to.
With a high incidence of death for characters throughout the series, it's something of a hard sell - you don't know who's going to stay the distance, so you can't get as attached as we could with the Bada Bing crew. But after a few episodes it takes on its own flavour, showing the loose connections between the mobsters, and their volatile, casual flip between life and death. The cops chasing them emerge too - with a grizzly by-the-book chief (who likes to bake his own shortbread).
For fans of recent Aussie shows, the cast have been in everything from The Secret Life Of Us, Heartbreak High and yes, Home And Away and Neighbours...
When it was shown in Australia, some of the court cases involving the real gang members were still pending, so they banned it in the state of Victoria, which all sounds pretty unworkable.
NIce to see FX - home of The Wire, Breaking Bad and Burn Notice etc - spreading their reach to bring us other shows worth watching from around the world. Can't help thinking they've really made the terrestrials in the UK look lazy in the last few years.
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Quantum Of Solace
(dir. Marc Foster)
MGM
Daniel Craig puts in another granite-hard turn as the noughties 007 in this Casino Royale sequel.
As in his first mission, he's a good combination of all the best Bonds - the punch-first toughness of Connery, the occasional quip from Moore and the physical presence of Brosnan. The scenes with Judi Dench's M bristle, new Bond girl Olga Kurylenko does a good job of breaking through Bond's post-Vesper grief and French actor Mathieu Amalric makes a decent mwah-ha-ha villain for Bond to chase around the world.
But - and it's a big but - it's a film that's totally let down by the action direction. From the opening sequence, to the fights, speedboats chases etc it's a mess - you can't see what's happening, and so it's impossible to be impressed or to care, or even get that excited. There's nothing to match the visceral thrill of CR's parkour chase here - although you get the feeling that any of the action scenes could have measured up if they'd just let one camera linger on what was happening for longer than a second. There's one fight which pretty much cuts to another angle after every punch - a bewildering, disorientating tactic, which leaves you with the impression of some hard-ass kicking going on, but no real sense of the flow of anything.
The so-so theme from Jack White and Alicia Keys just about sums it all up really: it's close, but really misses the essence of what made Craig's first go such a treat. Would like to see him have another go, because this would be a lame way to leave it.
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Apparitions
Episode One
BBC1
Spooky atmospherics with Martin Shaw as a Catholic exorcist, fighting off a series of angry demons and the people they've possessed.
The first episode crams in a visit to the Vatican, a repressed novice priest who was once cured of leprosy by Mother Theresa and a dad whose Satanic babbling isn't scoring him too many points on the parenting front.
Sounds like it's been toned down from the original full-on version featuring a man's skin being ripped off his body in a gay sauna thanks to the kind intervention of the Sunday Express - can't have helped that it's being broadcast so soon after the nonsense of Sachsgate or whatever we're calling it. Which in a way is probably a sign that it's the sort of thing you might enjoy if you're not an Express reader.
With this and Dead Set, looks like horror's back on primetime TV - BBC3's vampire flatshare Being Human is coming in 2009 as well...
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Read more 3 star reviewsData test: using Eventbox to keep all my points on the grid up-to-date.
9th Nov 2008
Read on TwitterThe story may be a little wooly, but I'm loving the art direction on American Gangster.
8th Nov 2008
Read on Twitter#Spotted: Avon Barksdale in Southland Tales. I only watched the first 25 minutes. Appaling.
8th Nov 2008
Read on Twitter#Spotted: Mad Men's John Hamm alongside Kleanu in The Day The Earth Stood Still remake.
7th Nov 2008
Read on TwitterIs Kim Jong Seriously Ill?
Some very hokey Photoshop work has cast further doubt over the health of Team America nemesis Kim Jong Il, thanks to some mis-matched shadows and blurry pixels. Surely if the party spin doctors had worked on the photo they would have done something about that jacket? BBC News has the story.
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Skate or die: Ed Templeton
Up this week is the multi talented Ed Templeton. Starting out in the mid eighties with buddy Jason Lee, Ed went on to create Toy Machine skateboards in 1993. I always liked his style as he never seemed to bother with the whole image-conscious bullshit that always plagued the sport, wearing drainpipes and sensible shoes he'd pop some of the biggest tricks and all the time looking like a grumpy bastard. Ed claims to be the pioneer of The Impossible, one of the few tricks that doesn't involve an ollie but instead is more of a pressure scoop where you flip the board lengthways around your back foot. He was also a master of the rail slide. One of his best moments came on the now legendary Toy Machine film Welcome To Hell. Soundtrack provided by Sonic Youth with Titanium Expose (above).
Ed has always partnered his skating with a love of art and photography and has, in recent years, become more famous for his involvement in the traveling Beautiful Losers show that features artists like Barry McGee, Shepard Fairey and Aaron Rose who founded the Alleged Gallery in New York. A film about the group featured at this years London Film Festival and charts the rise of these 'outsider' artists who are described as being part of one of the most influential cultural moments of a generation. This autumn sees the publication of Ed Templeton's Deformer book. It's a multimedia scrapbook documenting his life in Orange County California. It's entirely art directed by Ed and features a wealth of photographs, drawings, paintings and letters from his family.
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Old Boy Part Deux
Spielberg and Will Smith now seem to be attached the the much-delayed Old Boy remake, and Harry is not happy about it.
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Lost In Translation
Welsh road-sign translation fail: "I am not in the office at the moment. Send any work to be translated"
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Boondock Saints: The Early Years
The original might have been shoddy enough to warrant a documentary about it's uber-confident director Troy Duffy, but Boondock Saints has somehow got a sequel in the works. Details over at Variety.
Details also coming in of Universal Soldier 3, even though there have already been 4 or more in that franchise.
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Four Track Is Back
4 track recording may be making a come back with the new iPhone App, cleverly entitled Four Track. By feeding a line in, or even using the built-in mic, you can use your phone to lay down those future re-release rarities demos - perhaps while you sit in Starbucks sipping a Latte.
There's a 'special introductory price' of $9.99/£4.99 attached however, which may be enough to stop a fair few people giving it a whirl. More details at Wired.
The maker, Retronymns, also make one of my favourites - the excellent Recorder app, which turns your phone into a fully-functional dictaphone.
While we're talking apps, check out Classics too. A mini library of classic books (including Huck Finn, Hound of the Baskervilles and Robinson Crusoe), all included with the app.
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Undeclared
(creator Judd Apatow)
Undeclared follows the lives of a group of freshman students at a fictional US University. While not exactly a sequel to the excellent Freaks & Geeks, this comedy drama is a something of a logical follow up - featuring some of the same actors, in similar roles, with the high school setting upgraded to a freshman University dorm. The most notable difference is the contemporary setting, as opposed to the retro 70's of Freaks & Geeks.
Judd Apatow moves up from the exec producer role he took on Freaks & Geeks into the fully-fledged Series Creator seat here, and the series he created turned out to be something of a training ground for many of his regulars - with the young Seth Rogan serving as a writer and story editor on much of the show and Jason Segel taking a major role. A pink-eye free Jay Baruchel puts in sympathetic performance as Steven, tentatively finding his way through college, as well as dealing with a parental break-up - while the cameos come thick and fast from the likes of Adam Sandler (as an asshole version of himself), Will Ferrell (as a temperamental essay forger) and even Ben Stiller. Loudon Wainwright also puts in a recurring performance as Steven's father.
College rights-of-passage could be considered dangerous ground and I would imagine it's the kind of thing BBC3 could fuck-up beyond all recognition. Storylines here cover many of the standard University plots, but that also provides the main reason for the show's success. You'll be able to relate to the underage drinking, the friend-making process, the sexually successful roommate, the cool kids/geeky kids divide and the driving around town with the one guy with a car in search of a party you're not really invited to. As this show finds its feet there is a natural feel to much of the dialogue and the humor is well-timed, comical, contemporary and believable, much like The Office or Spaced, and effortless performances from many of the lead roles really fill out the characters, making for an eminently watchable show.
Unfortunately, like its predecessor, this one bit the dust after the fickle US market failed to recognise its brilliance...
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Read more 4 star reviews#Spotted: President Palmer dusting misc Arabs in Navy Seals. A poor man's Top Gun, complete with limp action.
6th Nov 2008
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Chimp-certified rockers Beeches are back in business this month - with a 10.15 slot at the Dublin Castle 26 Nov. £5 on the door.
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Trailer Park: Revolutionary Road
Trailer up for the DiCaprio / Winslet re-unite - Revolutionary Road. Novelty casting aside, it's directed by Sam Mendes and based on a great book.
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Oblique Strategies Question Time
he's produced U2, hung out with David Byrne and invented an iPod game - now Brian Eno will be offering up some Oblique Strategies on tonight's Question Time
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R.I.P. Michael Crichton
Author Michael Crichton has died after a long battle with cancer. If only there was a way to genetically engineer a new version...
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Kieran Hebden & Steve Reid
NYC
Domino
For their fourth collaborative album in 3 years, Kieran Hebden and Steve Reid turn to Reid's home town for inspiration. Recorded at the famous Manhattan studio Avatar, that has seen artists such as Miles Davis, Steve Reich and The Roots pass through its hallowed doorway, this album draws from the sounds and feel of New York City. With past recordings being challenging to the extreme, NYC seems to incorporate all the ground that these two artists have covered in the past and has managed to bring it all into line for what must be their best and most certainly their most accessible album to date.
All six songs rely on the contrast of simplicity and complexity with each structure being drastically stripped down compositions that employ an incredibly limited musical pallet. Having said that, each song glistens with intricate complexities that are packed into their formless shell with seeming abandon. Hebden is credited with providing simply "electronics" which heavily understates his contribution. Each track is laced with his trademark texture consisting of swirling atmospherics, mumbling white noise and clipped electric guitar. But of course at the centre of all this is Reid's drumming. Like a flock of swallows flying in unison, Reid's drumming holds all the elements together as it darts from one place to the next. It is the basis of each composition and yet drifts along with utter freedom. It can provide backing texture to Hebden's twiddling and samples or it can rise to centre stage with awesome strength and confidence.
The most challenging moment is chosen to lead the album, with Lyman Place kicking things off with an incredibly tense seven minute opener. It's like being in a lift in the tallest building in the world and watching the floor-count rise higher and higher with ever increasing speeds. If you can get past this, the record really starts with 1st & 1st. Like the credit crunch has bitten into the supply of musical notes, this song is built around a 4 or 5 note funk hook that is repeated in all its forms as Reid's drums take on almost tribal rhythm. 25th Street really captures the chaos of Manhattan's streets as frantic drumming churns inside out along with a multitude of fractured samples, including what sounds like the last sips of a McDonalds coke through a straw. Hebden's triumphant EP released earlier this year is brought to mind as this chaos effortlessly slips into a regular 4/4 beat towards the end, but he miraculously manages to restrain himself form this form and structure and lets the beat see out the rest of the song but continue no further. Arrival and Between B&C adopt a more abstract approach and choose a blanket-type structure that covers the whole song in feather-light cymbals and astral synths. But, when mid-way through Between B&C the drum roll ceases and a deep piano melody drops in, the result is electrifying.
Departure closes the album with a ground-mat of delicate, looping glockenspiel that recalls Hebden's early work as Four Tet. It's a beautiful way to finish and it simply gleams with jewell-like clarity and sensitivity. Reid really embeds his drumming deep into the distance and it's from this all encompassing bed of rhythm that Hebden's restrained percussion sparkles. It's a gentle way to close this accomplished recording and really completes the journey through this city, a journey that has been terrifying, mesmerising, hypnotic, exciting and ultimately blissful. Avatar's musical ghosts haunt every beat of this record as it brings into harmony the free-form creativity of MIles Davis, the avant-guard flare of Steve Reich and the The Roots' sense of rhythm. It oozes tradition and yet is acutely contemporary and is the glorious sum of many years of ceaseless creative pursuit by both artists and something not to be missed.
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In Pictures
Nicely topical round-up of pictures of the new Prez Barack Obaba over at The Big Picture - although as noted in the comments, he's clearly taken too many steps as he heads towards this particular slam-dunk.
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Freedom of Speech
And I thought we got a lot of comments. Check out the monster tirade aimed at new writer Peaches Geldof's inaugural posting over at the Nylon website.
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CNN Uses The Force
Obi Wolf Blitzer in action - come to think of it "Barack Obama" wouldn't sound out of place in the Cantina really...
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RIP Jimmy Carl Black
"Hi boys and girls, I'm Jimmy Carl Black, the Indian of the group..." RIP Mothers Of Invention drummer Jimmy Carl Black
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