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New Rules for Highly Evolved Humans

WIRED have roped Brad Pitt into contributing to their guide to modern living - and by the brevity of his answers you can almost believe it's really him....

Here's some favourites:

- Fleece and company logos don't mix
- Kill your zombie brother. He's not your brother. He's a zombie.
- Keep music mixes for friends to 60 minutes or less.
- Back up your hard drive. Right now.
- Don't send out a follow-up email apologizing for a typo in a previous email
- For marital peace, keep separate Netflix queues
- Never post a picture of yourself shirtless in your dating profile (men only).

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21st Aug 2009 - Tumblr

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