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Promo Promo: Friendly Fires - Skelton Boy

Nice lo-fi video up for the Friendly Fires' single Skeleton Boy.

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U2 get their boots on

U2 are returning with a full-on multimedia option overload new album...

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Earth

Earth from the air. You can't beat it.

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Grizzly Phoenix

Looks like Joaquin (nee Leaf) Phoenix is putting his recently announced retired status to good use, and petitioning for a hairy role in My Morning Jacket. He's come a long way since he played the young kid in Parenthood.

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John Frusciante: Stuff

Since it's John Frusciante Day here at Chimpomatic, check out this 1993 short (credited to Johnny Depp and Gibby Haynes?!) documenting Frusciante's troubled, drug-addled lifestyle after his initial departure from the Chili Peppers.

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Rock Star Parents

Great set of 70's photos up at The Guardian by Life magazine photographer John Olson. Have a peek inside the homes of rock star parents Francis and Rosemary Zappa, Floyd Crosby and more.

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19th Jan 2009 - Add Comment - Tweet

City Shrinker

Nice piece on Shift/Tilt lens photography over at Creative Review.

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Playlist: John Frusciante Cheat-Sheet

With chimp hero John Frusciante's new record The Empyrean hitting the stores today, here's a quick cheat-sheet to guide you through the minefield that makes up his extensive back catalogue. Load up this list on your iPod and hit the road.

1. Going Inside (iTunes / Amazon MP3)
From To Record Only Water For Ten Days

2. The Afterglow (iTunes / Amazon MP3)
From A Sphere In The Heart Of Silence with Josh Klinghoffer

3. Regret (iTunes / Amazon MP3)
From Shadows Collide With People

4. Loss (iTunes / Amazon MP3)
From The Will To Death

5. Look On (iTunes / Amazon MP3)
From Inside Of Emptiness

6. This Cold (iTunes / Amazon MP3)
From Shadows Collide With People

7. With No One (iTunes / Amazon MP3)
From To Record Only Water For Ten Days

8. Scratches (iTunes / Amazon MP3)
From Inside Of Emptiness

9. Murderers (iTunes / Amazon MP3)
From To Record Only Water For Ten Days

10. The Will To Death (iTunes / Amazon MP3)
From The Will To Death

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Skate or die: Vans

While these days they might be synonymous with Hoxton hipsters, there was a time when you could walk up to anyone with the familiar Vans 'Off The Wall' logo on the back of their shoe and talk skateboarding. They would know where the local spots were and of course, the local skate shop.

Vans were always made in the USA and, as long as you were in the US, super cheap ($20 or so). Started in 1966 by the Van Doren brothers, the company had 70 stores in California by the 1970's, before hitting bankruptcy in the early 80's. As skateboarding re-emerged and became a more mainstream sport, the brand was revived by new investment and expanded, eventually being listed on the NASDAQ.

Through all this, they have always kept a pretty solid grip on their roots, financing the Warped tour and even backing the production of the excellent Dogtown and Z-boys documentary. Since 2007 production has totally moved to China and Vans even have a 'flagship' store on Carnaby Street - which perhaps (unfortunately) due to the more sweatshop-style manufacturing has managed to kept the prices low, with slip-ons still going for a very reasonable £30.

Vans also run a pretty successful skate team (see below) and while their more modern models do compete with Etnies and DC in the chunky-skate-shoe market, they have perhaps been more successful with their clothing lines - and of course, the iconic slip-on. Favourite of hipsters the world over.

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16th Jan 2009 - Add Comment - Tweet

FOTC: One Night Stand

Flight of the Conchords are doing a one-night stand on BBC4 tonight, performing some of their best known songs. 10pm, set PVR to stun.

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16th Jan 2009 - Add Comment - Tweet

Erased From Existence

Not sure I even know anyone who even still uses it, but it looks like VHS is officially being given the last rights. The now unwatchable format put in a fairly healthy innings of around 30 years, but with the rise of DVD / Tivo / Internet it is no longer needed.

R.I.P.

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Donate!

Sub Pop honcho and former chimpomatic interviewee (read it here) Megan Jasper is doing a couple of Triathalons to raise money for the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society.

You can sponsor her here or read more at www.subpop.com.

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Shoegaze again!

Following on from last week's shocker about Paul's Boutique, here's another release that might have some chimps checking the dateline: Sci-Fi-Lo-Fi: Compiled By Rob Da Bank (Shoegazing 1985 - 2007) it's out on Soma Mar 16, but frankly, I expect most of you could probably make your own version without toooo many gaps. have to say, it mostly stands up pretty well - the Cocteau Twins remix is v good too

tracks:

1. Jesus & Mary Chain "Just Like Honey"
2. Ultra Vivid Scene "Mercy Seat"
3. Dinosaur Jr. "Freak Scene"
4. Pale Saints "Sight of You"
5. Ride "Nowhere"
6. Spiritualized "If I Were With Her Now"
7. Chapterhouse "Pearl"
8. Slowdive "When The Sun Hits (Album Version)"
9. Lush "Sweetness & Light"
10. Boards Of Canada "Zoetrope"
11. Ulrich Schnauss "On My Own"
12. M83 "Teen Angst"
13. Cocteau Twins "Cherry Coloured Funk (Seefeel Mix)"
14. Maps "You Don't Know Her Name"
15. Dean & Britta "White Horses"

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Star Status: Mickey Rourke

He's riding a wave of Oscar-ready comeback predictions for The Wrestler, but how does Mickey Rourke score in the return of the Chimpomatic Star Status Movie Maths Generator?

It's been a while since we had a go at this, so in case you've forgotten, here are the rules again: it's 10 points for a Hit, 5 for a Maybe and 1 for a Miss... No TV movies, just cinema releases to date. We add it all up, cross-reference the results with some complicated science bits, and hey presto! A comprehensive hit-rate analysis showing how much of their catalogue is actually worth watching. 

The Wrestler (2008) .... Randy 'The Ram' Robinson HIT
Stormbreaker (2006) .... Darrius Sayle MAYBE
Domino (2005) .... Ed Mosbey MISS
Sin City (2005) .... Marv HIT
Man on Fire (2004) .... Jordan MISS
Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003) .... Billy MISS
Masked and Anonymous (2003) .... Edmund MAYBE
Spun (2002) .... The Cook HIT
Picture Claire (2001) .... Eddie MISS
They Crawl (2001) .... Tiny Frakes MISS
The Pledge (2001) .... Jim Olstad HIT
Get Carter (2000) .... Cyrus Paice MISS
Animal Factory (2000) .... Jan the Actress HIT
Shades (1999) .... Paul S. Sullivan MISS
Out in Fifty (1999) .... Jack Bracken MISS
Shergar (1999) .... Gavin O'Rourke MISS
Cousin Joey (1999) MISS
Thursday (1998) .... Kasarov MISS
Point Blank (1998) .... Rudy Ray MISS
Buffalo '66 (1998) .... The Bookie HIT
The Rainmaker (1997) .... Bruiser Stone HIT 
Love in Paris (1997) .... John Gray ... aka 9 1/2 Weeks II MISS 
Double Team (1997) .... Stavros MISS
Bullet (1996) .... Butch 'Bullet' Stein MISS
Exit in Red (1996) .... Ed Altman MISS
Fall Time (1995) .... Florence MISS
F.T.W. (1994) .... Frank T. Wells MISS
White Sands (1992) .... Gorman Lennox MISS
Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man (1991) .... Harley Davidson MAYBE
Desperate Hours (1990) .... Michael Bosworth MAYBE
Wild Orchid (1989) .... James Wheeler MISS
Johnny Handsome (1989) .... John Sedley a.ka. Johnny Handsome / Johnny Mitchell MISS
Francesco (1989) .... Francesco MISS
Homeboy (1988) .... Johnny Walker MISS
A Prayer for the Dying (1987) .... Martin Fallon HIT
Barfly (1987) .... Henry Chinaski HIT
Angel Heart (1987) .... Harry Angel HIT
Nine 1/2 Weeks (1986) .... John HIT
Year of the Dragon (1985) .... Capt. Stanley White HIT
The Pope of Greenwich Village (1984) .... Charlie HIT
Eureka (1984) .... Aurelio D'Amato HIT
Rumble Fish (1983) .... The Motorcycle Boy HIT
Diner (1982) .... Robert 'Boogie' Sheftell HIT
Body Heat (1981) .... Teddy Lewis HIT
Heaven's Gate (1980) .... Nick Ray MAYBE
Fade to Black (1980) .... Richie MAYBE
1941 (1979) .... Pvt. Reese MAYBE

HIT 17
MISS 23
MAYBE 7

So that's 212 points out of a possible 470

Mickey Rourke: you have scored 45.1%

If you dare make a purchase, you can do so here, allowing Chimpomatic to profit from his loss. Check back next Thursday for more Star Status movie maths. Same Chimp Channel, same Chimp Time...


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15th Jan 2009 - 3 comments - Add Comment - Tweet

Ken Block's Snow Rally

Confusing, but fun...

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Obama Is Out Of The Oval Office

Bush and Clinton both gave up email when they entered office, and initially it looked like Barackberry addict Obama would be doing the same. Security is the key risk, but one of the perks for government could be the lack of accountabilty. It now looks like Obama might be putting up a fight, but personally if I had the opportunity I'd drop it like a hot potato.

Update: looks like he's keeping that Blackberry after all....

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McBus

Do you want to supersize that bus to a double decker? Bus crashes into McDonalds in Walthamstow.

Some great comments from the Walthamstow Guardian article:

"It's about time we had a drive through Micky D's in E17. I'm loving it!"

"The provisional wing of the KFC later denied all responsibility for the incident."

 

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Obamobile

When asked if it included such extras as an iPod dock, he said he could not comment specifically, but added that the limo would have "state of the art electronics".

The BBC has the low-down on the new Obamobile.

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Dumb Up Dudes! Which Fish?

handy guide to which fish is eco-enough to eat

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Get A Piece Of Bret-E....

...every week.

With season two of Flight of the Conchords kicking off on HBO this Sunday, Billboard is reporting that the band will be releasing the song from each episode the day after the episode airs. That will be followed by a 15 track album once the season has concluded (10 episodes + 5 bonus tracks).

If that isn't good enough, our favourite label Sub Pop has a buy now / pay later deal -where you can pay up front, get the downloads as they are released and then the album will be delivered in April. Top marks all round.

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R.I.P. Ricardo Montalban & Patrick McGoohan

Ricardo Montalbán, star of Fantasy Island and The Wrath of Kahn amongst others, has died - aged 88 - as has another cult TV star, Patrick "I am not a number" McGoohan at 80

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Mapple

Think different, suckers.

If you are a Mac fan, don't worry about the haters - just check out the genius new wheel book.

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14th Jan 2009 - Add Comment - Tweet

Photocopy

If you can't wait for an updated version of iPhoto, Photocopy is a pretty tasty way of synchronizing your offline photo collection with Flickr. You select which albums you want to sync, then any changes made offline are automatically updated with your online sets.

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The Future Is Neural

First moves are afoot to record human experience, and now Japanese scientists claim to be able to output images from human brain. Plug a pocket-sized projector into the back of your head and the future has arrived.

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The Game Is Up

It's not just the screws who've had enough of Michael Schofield and his cohorts. Fox has called time on the radically over-run show. AICN have the story, via a Q&A with one of the Fox bigwigs.

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Palm Jacket

My Morning Jacket have resurfaced with an iTunes-only live (in the studio) EP - Live From Las Vegas At The Palms

Thankfully, it's looking relatively light on Evil Urges material mostly comprising of re-workings of back catalogue tracks.

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Ad Nauseum: Virgin Atlantic

Not sure if airlines were evr 'sexy', but Virgin claims to be putting sexy back into their brand, with this retro 80's ad. Funny to see Our Price Virgin Mega Zavvi Bunkruptcy recreated in the background.

Creative Review has the low-down.

 

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Tapas Y Tapas

Looking for some tasty Tapas in Spain? Let Tapas Y Tapas guide you.

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Space Crunch

With can't-do-no-wrong President Obama promising to solve the Middle East crisis and reverse the Credit Crunch during his first day in office, less press is being given to those projects losing out - one of which might be the proposed manned space-flight project of Ares 1 and Orion.

Luckily the private sector of Space Travel is booming, with Space-X's Falcon 9 being wheeled into position at the Cape.

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12th Jan 2009 - Add Comment - Tweet

Get Papped!

Tired of the same old profile picture? Why not draft in a paparazzi like Izaz Rony to get those unique off-the-cuff pictures? Wired has the full story.

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New Frusciante

"It should be played as loud as possible and it is suited to dark living rooms late at night..."

Another outing from the hardest-working guitar player (in the Chili Peppers) - chimp hero John Frusciante has been blogging about The Empyrean, out on Jan 20 - maybe Obama will be chilling to it on his iPod before he gets sworn in. Nice to see that Flea's on there - and the idea of him jamming with Johnny Marr is all pretty exciting...

Track listing:
1. Before The Beginning
2. Song To The Siren
3. Unreachable
4. God
5. Dark/Light
6. Heaven
7. Enough Of Me
8. Central
9. One More Of Me
10. After The Ending

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Tweedyohead

Not great sound, but what a line-up. Jeff Tweddy does Fake Plastic Trees with help from Ed O'Brien, Phil Selway and Johhny Marr.

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9th Jan 2009 - Add Comment - Tweet

The Invisible - Visible

The Invisible's balloon-filled new video for London Girl is up on the Guardian's music site

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We Misunderestimated Him Alright

amazing it's getting close to the last chance to wallow in the perverse joy of an idiot President's showland: good list of some of the best/worst Bushisms... (not sure if this will be the end of our namesakes over at chimp-o-matic.net)

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Off With Their Heads!

more art from the underground: the decapitator has been busy, chopping off heads around London

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Spidey v Obama!

Obama's got the Spidey vote

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Trailer Park: Lesbian Vampire Killers

daft trailer up for Lesbian Vampire Killers starring the guys from Gavin & Stacey

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R.I.P Astoria

London venue Astoria closes its doors for the last time this weekend. A victim of the Crossrail project the venue has hosted most of the big names in music since it was converted to a venue from a cinema in 1976. With bands such as The Rolling Stones and Radiohead citing it among their favourite places to play it will not just be audiences that miss its intimate (sometimes beer throwing) atmosphere.

In more recent years Chimpomatic have seen some highly rated performances from Pearl Jam  and My Morning Jacket
 

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New Peter, Bjorn & John Single

Free download on kayne west's blog.

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Trailer Park: Dragonball Evolution

not quite sure what the movie version of Dragonball is evolving into exactly, but here's the trailer...

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Paul's 20th Birthday

I was thinking about the Beasties this morning and reckoning Paul's Boutique must be 20 odd years old now. Low and behold the remastered 20th Anniversary edition comes out at the end of January.

This is the first time I have genuinely been made to feel old by an album re-release.

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7th Jan 2009 - Add Comment - Tweet

Cool Kid / Cool Dad

Son of Wilco Spencer Tweedy has a remarkably engaging blog and twitter feed, offering his thoughts from the road as he travels with his Dad.

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Picassa Beater

So, no Mac Mini from Macworld, but a new 17" Macbook Pro arrived, as well as the DRM-free iTunes and a new version of iLife. The highlight of that has to be iPhoto, with a handful of Picassa-beating features, including Google Maps integration and easy syncing with Flickr and Facebook.

Incidentally, you can head over to iTunes and upgrade any DRM-locked tracks you might have for 20p per track.

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More BSG

new clip up from the start of the final run of Battlestar Galactica

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Thompson Twins cast

Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are going to be the Thompson Twins in the Spielberg/Jackson 3D Tintin trilogy

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Four Lions roars ahead

Chris Morris is taking on al-Qaida next

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