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Screening Room
With more and more films embracing digital distribution - and the average cinema experience getting less capable of surpassing the chimp screening room experience - it's not surprising that YouTube is starting to seem like a good way to promote films.
With Wayne Wang releasing two films this year, one of which - The Princess Of Nebraska - is premiering at You Tube's Screening Room, a site which is already hosting a range of longer-format films. The plan is that the exposure from that will drive punters to the cinema to see Wang's other film, A Thousand Years of Good Prayers.
The Princess of Nebraska premieres on You Tube on October 17th. More details at Variety.
25th Sep 2008 - Add Comment - Tweet
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Sopranos henchmen Bobby Bacala and Paulie Walnuts in new Muppet Movie. Badabing!
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Who You Gonna Call?
There's all sorts of talk going on about a possible third Ghostbusters movie, seemingly stoked by the cast re-uniting for an upcoming video game and a possible return to form for Harold Ramis with his upcoming movie Year One.
Ramis' involvement in the US version of The Office, plus his connections with Judd Apatow through Year One seem to be shaping things, with Office writers Lee Eisenberg and Gene Stupnitsky allegedly writing a script - and a possible franchise re-boot on the cards with talk of Seth Rogan and other Apatow regulars assuming the main roles after some kind of handover from Ramis, Ackroyd and Bill Murray. Only problem is, Ghostbusters II was pretty weak and the first one was hardly flawless...
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Skate or die: Jason Jessee
"Who's in there?!" Jason Jessee was a pretty high flying star in the old days of hand-plants and big air - and down but not out, he was still around for a pretty tough cameo in the finale of Consolidated #1 in 1995.
Musical legacy: The Minutemen with Streets of Fire, not to mention the Tears For Fears revival way before Donnie Darko.
Bonus fact: Jessee was a semi-pro boxer for a while, and even had a film made about his various erratic exploits. Check out the trailer here.
19th Sep 2008 - Add Comment - Tweet
Digital Cinema
Digital cinema has really been picking up steam recently, with major movies (Star Wars, Collateral, Miami Vice) now being shot and distributed in digital formats, rather than on film. Oakley Sunglasses founder Jim Jannard's set up Red Digital Cinema is 2005 and their camera has now developed into a fully-fledged product. Taking much of the thinking behind the top-end digital cameras, the relatively cheap ($17,500 for the main camera) records RAW data on a Super 35mm sized censor, at up to 4096x2304 pixels (4 x the res of current HD).
The company also have a 3k handycam sized model "Scarlet" forthcoming for $3000, and a 5k camera "Epic".

As well as all that, the camera can shoot up to 120fps for slow-motion, which overcomes a huge advantage that film always mainstained over video. Check out the Red Users group on Vimeo for some examples.
Peter Jackson filmed a short (Chasing The Line) to test the system, and more recently Steven Soderbergh shot his Che Guervara project (Guerilla / The Argentine) using the system.
If none of that floats your boat, you could try Letus, which cleverly allows you to use lenses from your 35mm camera on a standard video camera. Cheap(er) and cheerful.
17th Sep 2008 - Add Comment - Tweet

Unsung Heroes
Maxim has a nice round-up of Unsung Heroes from the Star Wars movies - featuring the likes of "Fake Mace Windu" and "Cliff From Cheers".
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Skate or die: Tom Knox
Another one from the 1989 Santa Cruz video Speed Freaks this week, as nervous teenager Tom Knox shows us round his So-Cal home turf.
The best thing about this clip is the absolute barrage of non-stop tricks this guy pulls in quick succession. All the time. No-complies, judo ollies, shove-its, ollie blunts, airwalk-ollies, as well as a ton of gnarly pool skating action. Fast and furious, with an awesome fluid style on a board the size of an aircraft carrier.
BONUS FACT: He'd just turned pro on that video and still skates every day. Check out this Thrasher interview for more info.
MUSICAL LEGACY: I was already investigating fIREHOSE after the Natas clip, but this introduced me to the album fROMOHIO, which featured this killer track - In My Mind.
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RocknRollOver
The Guardian don't think much of Guy Ritchie's new movie. Ouch.
They must not have a graphic for zero stars. I know the feeling, we had to make this one up specially.
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Re-animated
The less-than-legit folks from Demonoid are backing a new project to literally re-animate classic zombie movie The Night Of The Living Dead. The collaborative effort invites people to contribute animated scenes from different parts of the film, which will then be editing together into a whole - and the final movie will be distributed under a Creative Commons license.
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Somers Town
(dir. Shane Meadows)
Optimum
Young runaway Tomo leaves Nottingham and gets the train to London's King's Cross, before getting mugged and losing all his posessions. He falls in with Polish immigrant Marek, who has moved to England with his father - a builder at the new St. Pancras station who passes the evenings drinking with his mates. The two boys develop a friendship with french waitress Maris - all the time growing closer themselves.
Shane Meadows black and white follow-up to his superb Dead Man's Shoes and This Is England takes a simple premise and fleshes it out with outstanding performances and a lightness of touch. The film realistically portrays the birth of a friendship and the genuines camaradarie between two boys from different circumstances and the pains of growing up - and the acting is superb, particularly from Thomas Turgoose, who displays a baffling assuredness and confidence for a fifteen year-old.
Some controversy surrounds the film's production - as it was revelaed that it was produced by advertising agency Mother, on behalf of it's client, Eurostar. While the sponsors input is not overt in the Casino Royale sense ("Is that a Rolex? No, Omega"), it is present and it's most substantial effect is possibly the restriction of the film entering the kind of difficult territory that Dean Man's Shoes or This is England delved into. Without any real antagonism, the film doesn't move forward very far and settles instead for being a funny and charming portal of a new friendship, rather than explore the notions of immigration, homelssness and exploitation that it merely touches on.
Even though Tomo can't possibly have a passport the boys don't bunk the train, but manage to take a trip to Paris (only two hours away!) in search of their first love. This scene perhaps sums up the film's best aspects, with the earlier black & white photography serving as a counterpoint to this eventual Super 8 nostalgia that looks fondly upon coming of age. At 75 minutes this serves as more of an EP that a full-length, but it provides enough evidence that Meadows has a mature confidence behind the camera that shows yet more promise of great things to come.
8th Sep 2008 - Add Comment - Tweet
Read more 3 star reviewsSkate or die: Matt Hensley
Matt Hensley in Hokus Pokus - one of the first skate movies to eschew the finesse of 16mm and get grungey with video on a low budget. This video pretty much summed up H-Street as a brand, as skating got way more street orientated. The label was one of the first rivals to the dominance of Santa Cruz and Powell - and introduced a ton of legendary skaters including Eric Koston and Danny Way.
Bonus fact: Matt Hensley is in the band Flogging Molly.
5th Sep 2008 - Add Comment - Tweet

Revolutionary Road
Looking forward to Sam Mendes Revoultionary Road (and not just for the Titanic casting reunion of Winslet and DiCaprio). Aint-it-cool has some positive reviews up from advance screenings.
No trailers yet, but it's a great book - which as noted previously was written by occasional blogger Larry David's former girlfriend's dad - Richard Yates.
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The Serpent
(dir. Eric Barbier)
Fid?lit? Productions
Midway through a divorce, successful middle-class Parisian Vincent Mandel gets involved with old classmate and blackmailer Joseph Plender, who has held a grudge since their school days. As Plender infiltrates his life, things slowly descend into hell.
Another tight French thriller coming up fast on recent success Tell No One. Based on an English novel - "Plender" by Get Carter writer Ted Lewis - The Serpent takes the Hollywood conventions of suspense and film noir and transposes them seamlessly to modern day Paris. The movie is confidently directed by Eric Barbier, who is happy to play on the storylines of the past - including France's own Cache, as well as Manhunter and The Fugitive, while Vincent is played suitably empathetically by Yvan Attal (from Munich, and er Rush Hour 3, Prison Break Season 4 and Tom Cruise in the French dubbed version of Eyes Wide Shut) - who himself directed a chunk of upcoming ensemble movie New York, I Love You.
In hindsight, some of the plot twists are a little precarious - and the movie actually ends up wriggling out of some of the traps it sets itself up for- but when you're in the moment it all makes perfect sense. It all gets a bit epic in the end, but remains far more restrained then your average Hollywood effort. Why can't Britain make more movies like this?
5th Sep 2008 - Add Comment - Tweet
Read more 3.5 star reviewsKick-Ass
Mark Millar's comic Kick-Ass is getting a big-screen makeover, with Superbad's McLovin' possibly in the title role - as a kid who takes his love of comics one step further and sets himself up as a superhero, with a myspace page.
Matthew Vaughn is set to direct, with shooting in Canada and the UK. Nicolas Cage is playing the retired-cop-single- father.
Mark Millar seems to be man of the moment following the big-screen adaptation of Wanted and now this. He's even been talking big about another Superman re-boot.
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4th Sep 2008 - 1 comments - Add Comment - Tweet
Skate or die: Mike Vallely
More from the skateboard nostalgia files: Mike Vallely is pretty legendary in street skating, pioneering the first double ended street boards. Essential for the huge ollies he pulls.
Here's a later, Boss-infused clip from 1995's Powell video Scenic Drive. Pulled from Vallely's own comprehensive YouTube page, which has pretty much everything you might be looking for.
BONUS FACT: Vallely was the singer with Black Flag for a small reunion run in 2003.
MUSICAL LEGACY: The clip below from Speed Freaks kick-started by Dinosaur Jr addiction.
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Birthday Boy
He may be getting on a bit, but Tom Cruise still has those Old Time Rock 'n Roll moves when someone sticks a bit of Bob Seger on the stereo.
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Harvey Speaks
Interesting article by celebrity blogger Harvey Weinstein over at Portfolio, discussing the struggles of trying to break an indie movie in an over-crowded marketplace. It's a hard life.
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Skate or die: Eric Dressen
Back when skating was still a pretty neon sport, Eric Dressen and the other skaters on the resurrected Dogtown label brought a bit of heavy metal into it. Gnarly tricks, tons of speed and a lot of concrete. As a kid in Bristol we used to skate Bedmister skate park, where the best kids would get 3 foot airs out of one of the double bowls onto the flat. When Dressen, Bill Danforth and Jeff Hartsel arrived on tour, Eric Dressen blew everyone away by smoothly pulling 6 foot airs out of one bowl and down into the other bowl - 12 feet away.
I was always a huge fan of how fast he's going at the start of this clip from the Santa Cruz video Speed Freaks (1989). Check out the massive powerslide he does as he's motoring down the hill. You can see the whole video over at the now obsolete Google Video.
BONUS FACT: Turns out he's still skating and is also a tattoo artist. Read this interview for a bit more info (conducted by an original Dogtown legend - Jay Adams).
22nd Aug 2008 - Add Comment - Tweet

In Search of Alex Holdridge
Inspriring article up on Wired behind film-maker Alex Holdridge's efforts to get In Search of a Midnight Kiss made.
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Lucky You
(dir. Curtis Hanson)
Warner Bros
Hot shot poker player Huck Cheaver (Eric Bana) struggles to raise the $10,000 needed to get into the World Series of poker. His chances seem slim when his world champion father returns to town and cleans him out. Luckily, he meets aspiring singer Drew Barrymore, who puts a few things into perspective and teaches Huck a few life lessons. A deal with a loan shark gets him into the final and Huck has finally has the chance to prove himself to his father.
Eric Bana's series of hollywood mis-steps continues with this dull poker-drama from 2007. As usual, you can see the thinking behind his unfortunate choice - written by Eric Roth (Forrest Gump, Ali, Munich, The Good Shepherd) and directed by LA Confidentail man Curtis Hanson. Unfortunately Hanson's reputation is one of inconsistency, having followed LA Confidentilal with a series of not unsuccessful left-turns - the excellent Wonderboys, then 8 Mile, then In Her Shoes. What's the comon demonimator here?
You've seen this movie a million times before - Rocky, Karate Kid, Color Of Money - but with poker the subject matter is so dull that a near-constant stream of exposition is needed to let the viewer know what's happening. "Two Kings? Huck's going to need a Jack or better to win this one!". Hanson's already covered this story in the excellent 8 Mile, and without the captivating double act of Tom Cruise and Paul Newman in Color of Money, or the flashy direction of Casino, this is just another dull Vegas drama.
Robert Duvall is the wise old man who teaches his distant son a thing or two - the hard way. Drew Barrymore delivers a fairly typical sub-par performance, telling Bana the cold hard truth and making him look inside himself. Unfortunately on this occasion he doesn't find a green giant.
22nd Aug 2008 - 1 comments - Add Comment - Tweet
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Somers Town
Creative Review has more info up on Shane Meadows' feature-length Eurostar ad - Somers Town. Looking forward to seeing the movie, whatever the motivation.
18th Aug 2008 - Add Comment - Tweet
Skate or die: Rodney Mullen
Rodney Mullen was the king of tech skating, since way back in the late 70's - check him out in the Powell Peralta classic Public Domain above, when 'freestyle' was a style of it's own and required a different board. When street skaters started doing his flips in the 90's however, his currency shot up. Check out the multiple flips in the video below from Plan B's Questionable (1992).
Musical legacy: The Plan B clip has an awesome Cat Stevens song - Sing Out
Bonus fact: Rodney studied Biomedical Engineering at University. Looks like all that hard study in Public Domain paid off.
15th Aug 2008 - Add Comment - Tweet

Everything's Gone Green
(dir. Paul Fox)
ThinkFilm
Post-Generation X slacker Ryan gets home to find his girlfriend and her brother moving him out of her apartment. When his father claims to have won $4.2 million on the lottery, he quits his job before realising the mistake. Luckily the Lottery Bureau hires him as a writer for "Winners" magazine and after meeting hot set-designer Ming things start to look up. However, when his parents get involved in a grow-op and he starts money-laundering for golf-course designer Bryce, life gets a little tricky.
Surprisingly engaging comedy from Douglas Coupland, transferring the un-transferrable nature of his novels onto the big screen, by writing one specifically for the big screen, even if much of it was previously covered in Coupland's book JPod (the grow-op, the Hongcouver non-influx). Here, the constant ironic nods and stream of consciousness writing assimilate nicely into the plot without ever seeming forced, and all the usual issues are covered: consumerism, aspiration, relationships, life direction... and it all comes together nicely.
The actual boards of Canada seem to have had quite a bit to do with this too - and it's an easy choice for them. While poking fun at Vancouver's flexible qualities as a film location the city is a strong silent character in the film, coming across like a pretty laid back place - which being in South-West Canada seems like a sunnier version of North-West America. The best-of-Canada soundtrack is also well worth checking out, with the likes of Black Mountain and Caribou.
The best thing about it though, is it's just like reading a new Coupland book - and it only takes 95 minutes.
7th Aug 2008 - Add Comment - Tweet
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In Search Of A Midnight Kiss
(dir. Alex Holdridge)
Vertigo Films/ IFC Entertainment
Monochrome US indie romance that follows the walking and talking template of Before Sunset/Sunrise. It's New Year's Eve and wannabe scriptwriter Wilson (Scoot McNairy) finds himself stuck in LA with no job, no girl and no prospect of getting the elusive midnight kiss he's dreaming about. His roommates talk him into placing an ad on Craig's List, so he cynically types:
Misanthrope Seeks Misanthrope
and is pretty surprised when he gets a confident call a few hours later. He's even more surprised when he goes to meet her a few hours later, and finds her auditioning other prospective dates for the evening. It's not giving too much away to reveal that Vivian (Sara Simmonds) decides to pick Wilson (where would the rest of the film be?)
It's always great to see a film that's confident enough to let its characters learn about each other's lives without any great car chases or hyperactive ninjas forcing them together. It's also interesting to see the downtown side of LA - they talk about heading over to hip hotels like the W, but never actually make it. Instead we're hanging out on the streets (ie, the streets where there are actually people walking around), taking the subway, getting stuck in traffic.
It's downbeat, funny, moving and revealing in turns, as the glammed up Vivian slowly sheds her sassy hardass shell, and Wilson lets his slacker guard down. Very much in the spirit of that wave of 90s US indie, with the Craig's List internet dating MacGuffin giving it a 2008 refresh. Recommended.
6th Aug 2008 - Add Comment - Tweet
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Hellboy II: The Golden Army
(dir. Guillermo Del Toro)
Dark Horse Entertainment
Red's back: bigger, badder and much better. Enjoyed the first outing, even if it was a bit of a mess (and took me three jet-lagged goes on a plane to get through). Here, after the success of the brilliant Pan's Labyrinth, it feels like Guillermo Del Toro's been given free reign to immerse the agents of the BPRD (Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense) into his own fantasy world.
It's a great blend of Men In Black-style covert ops, CGI action, detailed fantasy and humour, with what's got to be the best use of Barry Manilow in a film ever. Well, since Copacabana, obviously.
Luke Goss (yes, the Bros twin - he starred with Hellboy Ron Perlman in Del Toro's Blade II triv fans) plays Prince Nuada, elf royalty with a big chip on his ancient shoulder about how humans have been treating the planet since doing a deal with his elf king father eons ago. He's out to resurrect the mythical golden army; Hellboy and the rest of the BPRD are out to stop him. A straightforward enough plot that allows the fun of this world to shine.
Underwater dude Abe Sapien's still uptight, but falling for Nuada's twin sister; fire-woman Liz (Selma Blair) is now living with Hellboy, but finding a demon's domestic habits a little trying; cult hero Jeffrey Tambor (Hank "Hey now!" in Larry Sanders, George Bluth Sr in Arrested Development) returns as Hellboy's procedure-loving human handler. German gas-man Johann Krauss joins the team as another handy paranormal expert with brains to match's Hellboy's brawn.
It's much closer to the atmosphere of Del Toro's creepy organic insect monsters in Pan's Labyrinth than the first one was, which pitches it a cut above the generic Hollywood creature features; it's much goofier and lighter than PL: more an amuse bouche than the rare steaks we're hoping for his Hobbit double bill.
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This Is England
(dir. Shane Meadows)
Big Arty Productions
With bullies making his school life a misery after his dad is killed in the Falklands, 12 year old Shaun falls in with a gang of local skinheads, who accept him as one of their own and treat him with respect. However, when older skinhead Combo returns from a stint in priosn, the group splinters as their beliefs are brought into question. What is being a skinhead? Is it a harmless interest in music and fashion - or a more militant belief in keping England "British"?
I'm rocking up two years late to this party, but yet again I wish I'd got in on this earlier. Following on from his magnificent Dead Mans Shoes, Shane Meadows delivers a masterful film - and an outstanding critique of British society and culture. Side-stepping the two usual British cliches of cockney gangsterism and kitchen sink drama, Meadows portrays a vivid sketch of 80's Britain, telling his stories form the common perspective rather the London-centric world portrayed on the news.
Thomas Turgoose is a revelation, effortlessly portraying the coming-of-age of cheeky protaganist Shaun - as he smokes his first joint, drinks his first beer and gets his first snog. Stephen Graham is an equally compelling Combo, undermining the leadership of the group, poisoning them with his mis-informed rhetoric.
Meadows keeps back from the action, but I'm pretty sure his seemingly improvised dialogue and effortless directorial style are actually fast becoming well-honed crafts. I'm surprised he hasn't yet been picked up by Hollywood, or maybe he's just not interested. Turgoose returns for his next movie Somers Town, which has been scooping awards around the world. Surprisingly, that has been revealed to have been funded by advertising agency Mother on behalf of it's client, Eurostar. Make of that what you will....
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Read more 4.5 star reviewsWelcome Back To Hell
A recent Paris mission resurrected old chimp favourite Welcome To Hell back to the top of the skate video pile. Great Artwork + Cool Hooded Tops + Black Sabbath remains a career goal.
It certainly can't be legit, but Google Video has the whole film, including an iPod download....
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Lucas vs Spielberg
The Times have an interview up with George Lucas, discussing the new Clone Wars movie and future Indy movies amongst other things. Bottom line is Lucas felt like he had to accommodate Spielberg with Crystal Skull, which maybe stopped the movie from being everything he's hoped for. I dread to think.
29th Jul 2008 - Add Comment - Tweet
New KOL & Scorsese gets Hitched
free download of a new Kings Of Leon track all this week - and check this Scorsese Hitchcock tribute The Key To Reserva - looks like Freixenet are jumping on the Meredes Benz short film school of expensive ads
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Get Your War Back On
Get Your War On has been running for about the same length of time as Chimpomatic itself, kicking off as a backlash to the fast evolving War On Terror. To keep the strip alive, it's now been commissioned as a weekly animated skit on 23 / 6, which should starting soon.
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Let The Dogs Out
The UK seems to be mooting the ridiculous idea of a 'tax' for downloaders, to cover the rampant piracy that is apparently killing the music (when they aren't using it to their advantage that is) and movie (record opening day anyone?) industries.
Sounds like another mis-step from the dinosaurs that misses the point yet again. Why not just train more anti-piracy hounds?
25th Jul 2008 - Add Comment - Tweet
How To Lose Friends And Alienate Viewers
Trailer up for Curb/Marx Bros supremo Robert B. Weide's upcoming comedy How To Lose Friends And Alienate People, with Simon Pegg. Trailer makes it look like a guy version of The Devil Wears Prada. Let's hope there's more to it than a guys' version of The Devil Wears Prada.
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Top Gun: Part Deux?
File under WTF. Hardly coming from the most reliable of sources, but there are reports that Top Gun 2 is ready to fly and the producers are just waiting for Tom Cruise to climb on board.
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Comic Book Overload? Pow!
In case you haven't had enough of Iron Man, The Hulk or Batman - check out this round up of forthcoming comic-book movie projects. Antman anyone?

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Watch The Watchmen
Empire are posting the Watchmen trailer Fri 18 July, 5am UK time
UPDATE: it's in HD over at Apple and the official site's been updated too. Only 230 days to go...
17th Jul 2008 - 1 comments - Add Comment - Tweet
The Dark Knight
(dir. Christopher Nolan)
Harrowing. Searching. Compelling. If only Christopher Nolan’s Dark Knight stopped there we could have possibly emerged from the Greater Union cineplex on Sydney’s George Street unscathed.
But Nolan wields his artform masterfully and knows his audience only too well - even when we don’t ask for more, he knows we want more and he delivers.
To watch Dark Knight is to undergo a cinematic interrogation. And it’s unsettling from the outset to confront not just the many questions Nolan is asking – good vs evil, right vs might, ambition vs reality and the many vs the few – but also the way in which he is asking them.
From the gritty opening frames of a bank heist you get the feeling Nolan has jumped into the trench right alongside you and that’s a pretty ballsy statement of claim from the guy who knocked out the flawless Batman Begins. Blockbuster sequels too often become cinematic comfort food. Nolan could have gotten away here with dishing up more of the same and most of us would have still come away pretty happy... y’know, a bit of moody darkness against the backdrop of some dazzling special effects, a couple of explosions and the odd menacing baddie... anything that erodes the travesty of Michael Keaton’s vaudevillian portrayal of Batman.
Instead, like so many of the characters in this film Nolan has turned his back on the easy option. The results are mind blowing and along the way he has produced a film every member of an entire generation wishes they could have made.
Believe the hype, Heath Ledger’s Joker will go down in history as one of the greatest silver screen performances and it’s almost a subconscious reflection of one of this film’s powerful recurring themes, the many vs the few, given the richness of the cast. Nonetheless it’s rare to see an entire cast come so totally to grips with a screenplay and deliver it in unison. Ledger, Christian Bale, Aaron Eckhart, Gary Oldman, Morgan Freeman and Michael Caine. Nuff said.
It’s almost as if Nolan and his gang realised early on just how potent a brew they had on their hands. As this flick tears through its paces they start to pull off tricks, twists and turns simply because they can. And it works. When Batman swoops to deliver swift justice to a Chinese fugitive in Hong Kong, it’s Caesar Pelli’s 88-storey IFC that looks as if it was created as a prop for this flick and not as the most astounding skyscraper in a city of astounding skyscrapers.
Treading through the many reviews (this one included) that have emerged in the whitewater of Dark Knight’s release around the world one thing becomes clear – words alone are simply not enough to describe what occurs during a tumultuous two and half hours on screen. In any event, anyone who has seen it will be deeply affected in one way or another. Do yourself a favour and waste no more time trying to decipher what they’re trying to tell you. Pad up, get yer helmets on and get yourself a good seat.
17th Jul 2008 - 4 comments - Add Comment - Tweet
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Rescue Dawn
(dir. Werner Herzog)
Gibraltar Entertainment
German-American Dieter Dengler (no relation to Mark Wahlberg's character in Boogie Nights) likes to fly. So much so, that he joins the US Airforce and finds himself flying covert missions over Vietnam and Laos as the Vietnam War starts to escalate. After being shot down, he is captured by Pathet Lao guerillas and taken to a POW camp, where he meets long detained Americans and Air America 'employees'. Determined to escape, the group hatch a plan - but once they are out of the prison, the jungle proves to be an even more ruthless captor.
German marverick Werner Herzog remakes his own 1997 documentary Little Dieter Needs To Fly with mixed results. Well known for never using storyboards, Herzog brings his documentary-style film making to the project, which coupled with the average cinematography gives the movie an 80's TV movie feel. In fact, if it wasn't for the thrilling story you could occasionally be forgiven for thinking you were watching an episode of Tour Of Duty. With an improvised script.
That improvisation leads to some limitations on the editing - which often seems to work around a scene, rather than present it as well as possible - as well as providing some shockingly jarring special effects (Herzog's first). In turn, the direction does some disservice to what could easily have been a world class performance from Christian Bale, who clearly put everything he had into the role - no doubt studying Dengler's mannerisms in detail from the original documentary. Showing a shocking loss of weight throughout the story, Bale method eats his way through the film - literally devouring a plate of maggots and a snake in the process. Steve Zahn and the ever twitchy Jeremy Davis provide additional support with the cameraderie between the malnourished prisoners varying from intense to downright maniacal - occasionally seeming more like One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest than The Great Escape.
Engrossing despite itself, this is a remarkable story that is well worth taking the time for. You cannot fail to be drawn into the desperation of the situation and the relief and euphoria at the end is simply overwhelming.
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Read more 3 star reviewsOn The RZA
RZA himself looks to be stepping behind the camera to make a kung-fu movie now, thanks to studying directing with Tarantino (uh-oh). Production is to be handled by Eli Roth (uh-uh-oh). The Man With The Iron Fist is the name of the project. Aint It Cool has the scoop, via CHUD.
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Klaatu Reeves
The ever expanding range of Hollywood favourite Keanu Reeves continues, with a trailer online for his role as Klaatu in the remake of the 1960's sci-fi classic The Day The Earth Stood Still.
Luckily Will Smith Jnr also stars, so there might be some decent acting in it.
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Inglorious Tarantino
Does he never learn? Apparantly not, as Quentin Tarantino is ignoring the mixed reviews for Kill Bill 1 & 2 - not to mention the woeful Grindhouse effort - and forging ahead with his Inglorious Bastards remake, except he's decided it's too epic for one film and needs to be split in two....
UPDATE: More info here ....and it looks like I'm not the only hater out there.
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Trailer Park
Don Cheadle in some "the truth is complicated" CIA action, Traitor; this year's life-affirming family road trip Diminished Capacity, with Matthew Broderick, Alan Alda and Virginia Madsen "people don't age like fine wine - they age like meat"; mascot-comedy Kabluey; Kiefer biding his time until the next 24 in Mirrors; Encounters At The End Of The World - trippy off-the-map stuff from Werner Herzog; new trailer and animated prologue for Hellboy II (watch out for Luke "Bros" Goss there)

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Mad Detective
like the look of this new Hong Kong cop thriller Mad Detective from director Johnnie To (Election PTU, Triangle etc)
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In Bruges
(dir. Martin McDonagh)
After a bungled hit, Irish killer Brendan Gleeson and his young trainee Colin Farrell are despatched to the charming Belgian city of Bruge to lay low. After a run-in with the local mob and an 'American' dwarf shooting a movie in the city, things take a turn for the worse and firm-but-fair big boss Ralph Fiennes is forced to come and take matters into his own hands.
While the trailer might suggest a lock-stock and standard gangster effort, Martin McDonagh's excellent script lifts this movie up to another level. Not a line is wasted as the back story of the characters is laid out, without ever making them seem like nice people.
While Farrell's performance initially seems over-acted, once you remember he actually is an Irish tough guy it settles down to nicely sketch out the mindless hard man with a conscience. Gleeson provides compassion as the older hitman with a debt to pay and Ralph Fiennes goes all Kingsley as the straight-talking East End boss.
Side-splitting, touching, thrilling and ultimately only 107 minutes long, don't think twice on this one. Shoot first, sightsee later.
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Hancock
(dir. Peter Berg)
Sony Pictures
Easy sell for this: Will Smith = alcoholic superhero. Throw in another great exercise in comic timing from Jason "Arrested Development" Bateman and a slow-burner from Charlize Theron and you've got a winner.
Bateman's a PR exec who takes on Hancock's case after being saved from a train wreck (Hancock does the train-wrecking), and tries to rework his image so LA starts seeing him as a hero, and not a super-strong bum. Theron is Bateman's homely wife, who doesn't want to see him get burned by a loser like Hancock.
Director Peter Berg proved he could pull off a smart thriller with The Kingdom and he expands on that here, pushing the d-runk flying, whale-chucking, city-trashing jokes as far as they'll go - and then flipping the movie into a whole other zone after the first act. Worked as a nice surprise for me after seeing the trailer - which gives zero hints about where it's heading - so we'll leave it at that here. It's enough to say: this is darker than it looks, and more interesting. The action works, but it's the smaller moments that makes this film so enjoyable - Hancock using his super-strength to shave, popping out bulletproof glass with a flick etc - it's a like a kitchen sink drama (where they occasionally chuck the kitchen sink out of the kitchen).
A few more points in its favour:
*First ever on-screen cameo from Berg's mentor Michael Mann.
*One of the few big-budget films in recent years to come in at the chimp-approved 92 minute-mark. Apparently there was a two-hour cut which may appear on the eventual dvd, and there are a few moments where you wonder if they've chopped out some backstory (mainly with the film's designated Brit baddie Eddie Marsan) - but I'd take that over a bloated two-hour blahthon anyday.
* The DFA mix of MIA's Paper Planes is playing when they hit one of LA's cool restaurants
*It's a drunk superhero - what's not to love?
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The Onion Movie
(dir. Tom Kuntz, Mike Maguire)
20th Century Fox
For 20 years now, The Onion has delivered unparalleled satire of American life in its many forms. Originally (and still) an actual newspaper, The Onion is perhaps best known for their website, and they've also successfully published a series of brilliant books which further the cause of exposing and laughing at hypocrisy on a global scale. The Onion's humour has always been sort of middle-brow. There are tons of intellectual jokes throughout their work, but it's always balanced by a well-placed and timely cock joke.
Things could have turned out quite badly for this project. It was pretty much stillborn, then resurrected, and is now being released direct to DVD. Everyone involved in the project thought the material was not strong enough for a theatre release, and therefore I had a slight worry that Onion humour might not translate to a screen format, that it might be too long-winded or spend too much time extracting every ounce of humour from a topic: but the movie delivers at a great pace and (even better) does not rely heavily on material from the website and books. It's a fresh experience, and funny as fuck. Essentially, this is Kentucky Fried Movie as done by the Onion (KFO anybody?) and notably one finds the name David Zucker (Airplane etc) in the producer credits.
It's also great to report that the movie has high production values - a super glossy look and great cast. There's some neat continuity gags, themes which are returned to from different perspectives, tight dialogue and it's beautifully edited. For a comedy film these things are often secondary, but not in this case.
You'll laugh, you'll wince, and you will nod in agreement as the movie drops smart-bombs on self-inflated idiots. No-one is safe. From the Islamic terrorist training video, through trailers for Steven Seagal's latest action movie (Steven Seagal IS Cockpuncher), and an awesome sequence which involves a hip-hop Wigger being recognised as truly black (only not in the way he wanted) - this is a work of comedic and satirical genius. Highly recommended.
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Tell No One
(dir, Guillaume Canet)
Based on Harlan Coben's novel, Tell No One (or Ne le dis à personne as they say in France) follows the story Alex Beck, whose wife is murdered. Eight years later he finds himself implicated in another murder, when suddenly he receives an email - apparently from his dead wife.
Harlan Coben is is known for his twisting story-lines and surprisingly the novel is seamlessly transposed from the US to Paris - making for a quintessentially French film. The French seem to be hitting all the right notes with this kind of plausible thriller recently - from Caché to 36 Quai des Orfèvres. It's a solid piece of work which is genuinely thrilling and mysterious, while eschewing much of the Hollywood attention-grabbing antics that Brit films go for - focusing instead on a good story, good script and good acting. That's not to say it doesn't have any style, as it's very well directed with a some thoughtful camera work in all the appropriate places, as well as some superbly edited set pieces. Dustin Hoffman-alike François Cluzet is convincing in the thoroughly confused lead role and a nicely worked sub-plot ties some suburban Parisian gang-bangers to great effect.
At the end of the day there's maybe a twist too far, but in an age of unwarranted pyrotechnics and fanfare this is an old-fashioned thriller that comes thoroughly recommended.
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The Incredible Hulk
(dir. Louis Leterrier)
Hulk... smaaaash.... GOOOOOD!!!
In this rebooted/reworked version of the jolly green giant, they've taken the lessons learned on the pretentious Ang Lee version and returned everything to its solid Marvel roots. No father issues, no over-worked Greek mythology references, and no Eric Bana.
Instead, we get a solid blockbuster ride, that brings out the best thing about the 70s TV show: the Hulk is really Littlest Hobo. Maybe tomorrow he'll settle down; until tomorrow he'll just keep moving on.
The best thing about this version is that it skips right to the good bits: it assumes you know all about how scientist Bruce Banner exposed himself to Gamma rays and had his standard issue Marvel freak accident. So instead of playing that all out again over the first hour, it's zipped through in a montage at the start - a bit like those intro panels in comics - which is great. Just enough to remind casual viewers what's going on, and actually a much subtler way of getting the story going for anyone who didn't know.
Then, we're straight into Banner-on-the-run. He's working in a factory in South America, living in a favela in Rio where he's trying to find a cure with the help of a mysterious "Mr Blue" who he occasionally emails (yes, his log-on is the super-secret "Mr Green"). Once he's hunted down by the US military, lead by Tim Roth (who's pretty interested in the possibility of being that strong once the Hulk comes out to play), we're geared up for a big shantytown chase, that borrows a lot from the last Bourne movie.
Ed Norton's great at bringing out the sadness of the Bruce Banner story - all that Gamma radiation is messing with his chance at a normal life with nice scientist Liv Tyler, and to make things worse, her dad William Hurt is the General who's hunting him down. That's one uncomfortable Christmas.
On the downside, the CGI battles are still pretty disappointing. There's probably no way round this now - especially when you see the Lou Ferrigno cameo and realise that he's not really that big - but still, it would be nice to watch one of these films and not feel like you were in the middle of a giant game every five minutes. That said, there are some artful shots where they hold back from showing you everything all the time, and the whole "uh-oh, my eyes are green again" moments are pretty entertaining.
As you may have seen from this spoilerish trailer, there's a Tony Stark cameo from Robert Downey Jr, setting up The Avengers team-up movie that's going to be on the cards once they've established Captain America (the first second world war Super-Soldier) and got Iron Man 2: Rust Never Sleeps out of the way. This is really the start of the whole Marvel Universe on film, and given the way they're treating it so far, it looks like we're in for another few summers of fun.
p.s. there's a blink and you'll miss it cameo from Omar too, Wire fans…
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