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Killing In The Name of Christmas

Somewhat surprisingly, the campaign to secure the Christmas #1 spot for Rage Against The Machine is working. They're currently at #2, with only 10% to make up in order to topple current leader Joe from X-Factor.

Not sure I like anyone telling me what to buy though. "@£&% you, I won't do what you tell me!"

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15th Dec 2009 - Add Comment - Tweet

Tiger Tweets

Real time mapping of mentions of Tiger Woods on Twitter...

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15th Dec 2009 - Add Comment - Tweet

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Star Wars Rocks

for no particular reason... c/o JM 

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9th Dec 2009 - Add Comment - Tweet

Not just for directions: Sharks on Google Maps

Check out this school of sharks spotted on Google Maps while cruising around Bondi Beach. Zoom in for the gory detail...

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8th Dec 2009 - Add Comment - Tweet

Jackass 3D

A movie that might actually benefit from the inanity of 3D is the stupidest movie of them all - Jackass. According to Variety (via AICN) the possibility of Jackass 3D is highly likely. Can't be worse than Jaws.

Previously on Jackass:

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3rd Dec 2009 - Add Comment - Tweet

The David Lee Roth Soundboard

If they would only integrate a ringtone purchasing scheme, the David Lee Roth Soundboard would score a perfect 10.

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27th Nov 2009 - Add Comment - Tweet

Pearl Jammed + Motorcycle Display Team

The title says it all really....

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23rd Nov 2009 - Add Comment - Tweet

The Teenager Audio Test

are you a teenager? listen here to find out

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12th Nov 2009 - 1 comments - Add Comment - Tweet

This Day In Tech: The Flux Capacitor

According to archival footage, Brown was standing on his toilet seat on the evening of Nov. 5, 1955, attempting to hang a clock in his bathroom, when he slipped and slammed his head on the side of the sink. Upon regaining consciousness Brown reported having “a revelation, a picture, a picture in my head.” A picture which he crudely scrawled down on a piece of paper and subsequently spent 30 years of his life and family fortune to build.

WIRED have the story

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5th Nov 2009 - Add Comment - Tweet

Halloween Outfits

Some great costumes knocking around this Halloween (check out Twitter for my Invisible Man effort).

An iPod silhouette was a highlight (sorry, no picture) and CJ has pointed out this excellent Big Head.

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4th Nov 2009 - Add Comment - Tweet

Street Skating

If there was ever an item suitable for our stupido column, it has to be this.

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26th Oct 2009 - Add Comment - Tweet

Nikon Projector in Action

Check out the Helicopter Boyz making great use of that Nikon camera-with-built-in-mini-projector we talked about a while back.

And while I'm writing this Japan-centric episode of stupido, check out this awesome Marimba display from the Marimba Ponies.

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23rd Oct 2009 - Add Comment - Tweet

More Unanswered Movie Questions

Obi-Wan is stupid - "because his idea of “hiding” Luke from his father is to take Luke to the planet where Anakin used to live, to the very house he used to live in, to be cared for by Anakin’s stepfather’s son and his wife, and, as if that weren’t already akin to hanging a giant sign reading “Future Jedi Here,” to give Luke his father’s last name! Because “Skywalker” is such a common last name that nobody could possibly make the connection … if they’re complete morons. Would it have been so difficult to call him “Luke Lars?”"

Wired investigates further.

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7th Oct 2009 - Add Comment - Tweet

Alien In Winchester High Street

not sure this "alien sighting" really sounds that much different to a normal Saturday afternoon on Winchester High Street really...

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7th Oct 2009 - Add Comment - Tweet

Spell With Flickr

another entry in the pointless-but-fun files - Spell With Flickr which pulls letters off Flickr and writes words for you with them

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29th Sep 2009 - Add Comment - Tweet

Top 10 Unanswered Questions in Geeky Movies

3. Gremlins: Feeding after midnight - Don’t get them wet; OK, fine. Don’t expose them to sunlight; sure, why not? Don’t feed them after midnight; um, how’s that again? If you can’t feed them “after midnight,” at what point during the day does it cease to be “after midnight” so you can feed them again? For that matter, how does the mogwai know what time zone it’s in? Suppose I get my mogwai in New York and then take a vacation to San Francisco — should I not feed my mogwai after midnight Eastern Time or Pacific Time? And what about Daylight Saving Time? Considering the consequences, these details seem pretty important.

This and other conundrums, discussed in Wired's Top 10 Unanswered Questions in Geeky Movies article.

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25th Sep 2009 - Add Comment - Tweet

Lego Iggy Pop

Need i say more? Coming to a playground Xbox Rockband console near you soon.

Follow the links and you end up at this interesting Times article/interview, where Iggy offers some explaination for that "fucking embarrassing" insurance campaign he's currently fronting.

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22nd Sep 2009 - Add Comment - Tweet

These Aren't The Hoodies You're Looking For

Religious outrage, as the Bangor based founder of the Jedi 'religion' is ejected from Tesco for wearing a hood. I actually saw some hood-based discrimination in my own local Tesco only yesterday. Seriously.

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21st Sep 2009 - Add Comment - Tweet

More Hitler Outrage

This time he's mad about not being able to have the latest camera tech. I think this may well be the next Rick-roll. 

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3rd Sep 2009 - Add Comment - Tweet

Sub Pop Sneakers

Sub Pop Nikes. At least it can be argued that they're both from the Pacific North-West.

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2nd Sep 2009 - Add Comment - Tweet

Das Avatar

Hitler is not happy with some of the early word surrounding James Cameron's new movie Avatar.

Via AICN

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28th Aug 2009 - 1 comments - Add Comment - Tweet

I Can Cheezburger

Cheeseburger cupcakes. Yum.

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27th Aug 2009 - Add Comment - Tweet

Let's get this party started!!

This guy's coming to my wedding for sure...

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21st Aug 2009 - Add Comment - Tweet

BC Time Warp

clocks running fast in Canada

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15th Jul 2009 - Add Comment - Tweet

Solved: Crop Circles

One of life's mysteries seems to have been solved - in Australia at least. Turns out Wallabies like nothing more than smoking a bowl and then heading out to make some crop circles.

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13th Jul 2009 - Add Comment - Tweet

Jeff Goldblum: Not Dead

Jeff Goldblum spoofs exaggerated rumours of his own death ("Jeff Goldblum's performances combined the muscularity of Brando, the pathos of Streep, and the musky sensuality of a pride of baboons")

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6th Jul 2009 - Add Comment - Tweet

Play Him Off Keyboard Cat

not big/clever, but you've got to love the rollover spin

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8th May 2009 - Add Comment - Tweet

this text will self destruct

some new text service that auto deletes after 40 seconds is on the way ...like someone won't be able to hack that.


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13th Dec 2005 - Add Comment - Tweet

TV Go Home

enjoyed the pinot noir-fest sideways, but the new c4 chris morris/tv go home show nathan barley gets a big fat zero from chimp towers…


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25th Jan 2005 - Add Comment - Tweet

Dr Dude

dude! some dude's like totally done an etymology of dude...


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14th Dec 2004 - Add Comment - Tweet