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Donnie Darko

Post modern, post @DougCoupland time travel flick that favours style over substance.


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19th May 2012

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Gimme The Loot

Engaging low-key indie drama debut about graffiti bombers in NYC that won at @SXSW.


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11th May 2012

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Rampart

Mood music in the key of dark, dark blue: Woody Harrelson's v bad cop is a shoot first, kick later kind of guy.


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3rd May 2012

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We Bought A Zoo

Matt Damon bonds w kids and Scarlett Johansson over tigers. Standard Cameron Crowe rock OST.


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1st May 2012

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The Muppets

Fuzzy get-felt-gang-back-together feel-good antics. Man Or Muppet? song v Conchords, bonus Dave Grohl cameo.


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21st Mar 2012

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State of Grace

Early 90s gangster pic - with juvenile Penn, Oldman and Reilly doing a dry run for 'The Departed'.

Halliwell says: Dull and plodding gangster movie.


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28th Feb 2012

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The Eagle

Roman action/drama that covers the same ground as 'Centurion', with twice the style and half the pace.


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25th Feb 2012

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London Boulevard

Surprisingly acceptable mockney caper. Think The Long Good Friday with flashes of Only Fools & Horses.


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18th Feb 2012

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No Man's Land

Surprisingly stylish slice of 80s action with @CharlieSheen ...like Point Break, without surfboards.


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14th Feb 2012

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The Lincoln Lawyer

Matthew McRomcomedy gets semi-serious in this tricksy courtroom drama ...an updated Jagged Edge.


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13th Feb 2012

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Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol

Improved op, Simon Pegg lightens Cruise control. Overlong, vertigo stunts IMAX-ready.


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23rd Jan 2012

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Reds

Portentous historical epic from Warren Beatty. Ambitious in scale and production, it sadly fails to get going.

Halliwell says: Interminably long but full of quality, this immensely detailed work was a most unlikely project to succeed in the eighties, but its very strangeness enabled it to break even.**


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21st Jan 2012

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Limitless

Expensive, psychedelic student film exploring sci-fi drug dependency.


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16th Jan 2012

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Ratatouille

There's a rat in the kitchen, what can Pixar do? Serve up a MasterRat toon. Hard sell, but it works.


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3rd Jan 2012

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Megamind

The superior rock OST is virtually all that distinguishes this from 'Despicible Me'.


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27th Dec 2011

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Rise of the Planet of the Apes

Super fast paced, thoughtful action movie - that stretches things a little too far.


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27th Dec 2011

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She & Him

A Very She & Him Christmas

Zooey and M. Ward croon through the classics. There's one day this is good for.


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25th Dec 2011

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Speed

Pop quiz asshole! Keanu's 90's runaway bus classic has not matured with age.


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16th Dec 2011

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The Russian Ark

An ambitious amble through Russian history - with a single tracking shot and a cast of thousands.


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15th Dec 2011

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Norwegian Wood

Disappointingly dull and lifeless Murakami adaptation, despite the high calibre of talent involved.


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15th Dec 2011

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Despicable Me

Decent enough sub-Pixar evil genius adventure. Shrink ray included.


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12th Dec 2011

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Morning Glory

Smarter rom-com, with a not-terrible turn from Harrison Ford.


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5th Dec 2011

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Biutiful

Grim and uninspiring slice of life in the Barcelona underworld.


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5th Dec 2011

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The Iron Lady

Spooky, Oscar-bothering turn from Meryl Streep as Thatcher, recalling No 10 life with a phantom Denis.


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24th Nov 2011

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Che: Part One

Well crafted but unremarkable biography following the student hero's part in the Cuban Revolution.


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20th Oct 2011

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Tintin

Plus: non-stop action, good gags, pace and functioning alcoholic hero. Minus: uncanny valley look hard to love.


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16th Oct 2011

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American Horror Story

Loopy, OTT haunted house hysteria from Ryan "Nip/Tuck,Glee" Murphy. Jessica Lange gets best lines.


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14th Oct 2011

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Contagion

Post-Sars Outbreak update w big international cast. Convincing, but does it say more than "global virus = v bad news"?


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11th Oct 2011

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Cyrus

Mumblecore goes mainstream, though this black comedy still keeps it dark and indie.


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11th Oct 2011

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Real Steel

Amusing, one-dimensional kids action movie, the likes of which we haven't seen since 'Over The Top'.


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7th Oct 2011

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DJ Shadow

The Less You Know The Better

Got a definite late 90's vibe but these beats are booming. Welcome back.


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7th Oct 2011

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The Ides Of March

Tightly wound, narrow-focus political thriller w Ryan Gilbey working the room for Gov Clooney.


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6th Oct 2011

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The Kids Are All Right

Engaging family dynamics drama that goes off the boil in act three.


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2nd Oct 2011

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Wilco

The Whole Love

Touching on the musical bravery not seen since A Ghost Is Born this is a return to form. Ish.


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26th Sep 2011

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Skying

The Horrors

Fleshing out their sound with every release, this is the most solid so far. Esp Endless Blue.


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26th Sep 2011

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Terra Nova

Promising big budget dino romp about time-travelling colonialists. Avatar's grumpy army guy does same role.


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11th Sep 2011

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The Social Network

Solid direction, tight script and great acting make a Facebook movie as interesting as it can be.


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10th Sep 2011

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Blonde Redhead

Union Chapel

Remarkable songs and venue, unremarkable performance. Could have been a radio session.


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6th Sep 2011

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Four Lions

Edgy, challenging black comedy from Chris Morris that doesn't quite deliver, but certainly provokes.


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5th Sep 2011

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The Cool Kids

When Fish Ride Bicycles

Retro style diluted when stretched over a whole album but some nice jams


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2nd Sep 2011

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We Are Augustines

Rise Ye Sunken Ships

Formed out of the ashes of Pela this is a worthy debut. Welcome back boys


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2nd Sep 2011

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Baxter Dury

Happy Soup

Sounding more and more like his dad this is a worthy follow up to Floorshow. Loving Isabel


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1st Sep 2011

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Lifeguards

Waving At The Astronauts

Thundering, rock tinged entry into the Bob Pollard cannon. W/ Doug Gillard


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15th Aug 2011

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Exit Through The Gift Shop

Interesting street art expose, that unfortunately descends into tedious farce.


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14th Aug 2011

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The Other Guys

Hilariously stupid buddy cop movie, which defies expectation to flourish beyond an inflight scenario.


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12th Aug 2011

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Submarine

Decent if overlong stab at over-articulate/awkward teen romcom set on Welsh coast. Good OST from Alex Turner.


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3rd Aug 2011

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Source Code

Jake Gyllenhaal replays 8 min loop on doomed train; can he find bomber/girl/way out in time? Kind of works.


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3rd Aug 2011

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Hanna

Stylish Euro riff on teen assassins w Saoirse Ronan. Fairytale edge, Cate Blanchett wicked CIA witch, few plot Qs.


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1st Aug 2011

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Skateland

Nicely shot but over-confident and under-developed suburban nostalgia drama, set in early 80's America.


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28th Jul 2011

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The Karate Kid

Decent enough 80s classic remake, though the kids are 5 years younger and it's relocated to China.


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21st Jul 2011

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