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Cellular

Low signal thriller-by-numbers with Captain America and Jason Statham.


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25th Nov 2010

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Wilco, Wil(coffee)

you are a target audience and you will(co)nsume with us

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23rd Nov 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

Trailer Park: Source Code

Groundhog Day meets Inception anyone? new WTF sci-fi from Duncan "Moon" Jones - Source Code. thanks to a top secret US government dept with some cool tech, soldier Jake Gyllenhaal can relive 8 minutes of someone else's life - is it long enough to find a bomber / fall in love on a speeding train?

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22nd Nov 2010 - 1 comments - Add Comment - Tweet

Law Abiding Citizen

Gerard Butler romcom + Se7en + Saw = odd mix.


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21st Nov 2010

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Nine

An endless stream of stereotypes and cliches. It's a musical. I was asleep after 10 minutes.


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21st Nov 2010

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BFI Printstore

cool collection of posters from the BFI's online store

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19th Nov 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

Plane Graveyard

Ever wondered where that airplane graveyard that looks so good in films and on TV is? It's here.

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18th Nov 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

Trailer park: Cowboys & Aliens, Green Lantern

couple of new trailers up at Apple: yeehaw UFO tale Cowboys & Aliens with Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford; and Green Lantern - aliens give Ryan Reynolds a magic ring; 

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18th Nov 2010 - 4 comments - Add Comment - Tweet

The Beatles on iTunes

Bore me again. The Beatles are finally on iTunes, and as usual it's in their own rip-off style. £10.99 for each album, £17.99 (!) for the double disc greatest hits albums and the white album.

The Rolling Stones meanwhile are happy to stick to the standard prices that everyone else uses. You can even get Beggars Banquet for £4.99 or Hot Rocks for £8.99...

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16th Nov 2010 - 1 comments - Add Comment - Tweet

1080p is the VHS of the future

How's that 47", 1080p, Full HD-ready TV working out for you? Nice try, but it's already out-of-date. What you really want is a Super Hi-Vision plasma screen, capable of a resolution of 7680x4320 - 16 x better than 1080p.

OK there is a projector, but while the TV sets don't exist yet (you can use 4 x 4K sets together) the camera does - and the BBC and Japan's NHK just did a test broadcast of a studio session from The Charlatans. Not quite sure how that content decision came about.

The quality is so clear that a special lens had to be built to cope, and much like 3DTV, the format has dictated a shooting style of its own - with a single camera wide-shot being so big and clear that the viewer would be distracted by too much editing and can just cast their eyes around the screen instead.

Watch more at the BBC

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16th Nov 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

Muji Apps

With smart phones and iPads starting to replace old-school hardware like the notebook, Muji must have started to question the future of their cute little business. Luckily, they decided to digitalise their offerings and now have a range of iPad Apps out.

Muji Notebook
Muji Calendar
Muji To Go
Muji Apparel App

Muji Notebook could be fun, but at $4 I don't really need to find out. Calendar doesn't suggest it will work any better than Apple's own calendar, but Muji To Go sounds like fun ... and it might just help me to wear the right clothes for the weather. A problem I have never quite conquered.

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15th Nov 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

Arrrr! Real-life pirate-fighter

great story about Max Hardberger who takes back ships stolen by pirates. videos on his own website here

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15th Nov 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

Paranormal Activity

The most profitable movie of all time. Creepy, but ultimately quite boring horror.


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14th Nov 2010

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The Ugly Truth

Romcom by numbers with Gerard Butler and Katherine Heigl.


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14th Nov 2010

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Trailer Park: Battle Los Angeles

Only the use of autotune seems to differentiate the trailer for Battle Los Angeles from Independence Day, but it might just be enough.

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12th Nov 2010 - 1 comments - Add Comment - Tweet

Irma Vep

Intriguing but underdeveloped 90's arthouse, with Maggie Cheung bringing method to her cat burglar role.


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12th Nov 2010

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Trailer Park: Blitz

The boys are back in town for this Jason Statham-led UK serial killer thriller, also starring Paddy Considine and that irish guy that's the mayor in The Wire ....who steals this trailer with one of his lines: "I want a lawyer and a sandwich. And I want to update my Facebook status."

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11th Nov 2010 - 2 comments - Add Comment - Tweet

Ad Nauseum: Call of Duty Black Ops

BC and I spent a good amount of time shooting stuff with Call of Duty: Modern Warfare, and I doubt this update will be any easier to resist. Clever ad too.

All-digital trailer below.

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10th Nov 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet