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Taliban Chimp

According to various news sources, the Taliban have been 'training' monkeys to defend Afghanistan against the Infidel invaders.

Via New York Times

"No invader has ever conquered Afghanistan, and now we know why. The monkeys will not allow it."

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20th Jul 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

Serpico

Stylish and classy cop corruption with 1970's Pacino, hampered in the action stakes by being based on fact.


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20th Jul 2010

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The reality distortion field is strong with this one

Bonkers video from Taiwan documenting Steve Jobs' descent to the Dark Side. It's in Chinese, with Chinese subtitles ....but I'm guessing a dubbed version would make even less sense.

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19th Jul 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

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The Young Victoria

Sumptuous and stylish biographical romance. A little dull.


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18th Jul 2010

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The Last Picture Show

Classic Texan coming of age tale, complete with moody photography and great performances.

Halliwell says: Penetrating nostalgia with over-emphasis on sex; the detail is the attraction.***


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18th Jul 2010

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In The Electric Mist

Overcomplicated murder mystery with Tommy Lee Jones, made worse by shoddy editing.


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17th Jul 2010

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X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Another lazy and unadventurous addition to the sagging franchise.


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17th Jul 2010

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Trailer Park: The Town

Looking forward to the Don Draper vs Ben Affleck crime drama The Town, directed by Affleck himself.

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16th Jul 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

Major Minority Report News

Trials have begun in Tokyo of digital billboards that use facial recognition to target specific adverts at passers-by.... Wonder what I'm in need of buying?

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16th Jul 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

Pre-conception

In an increasingly common move, there's a free INCEPTION prequel comic online - which adds some non-essential context to the events in the excellent movie (review here). Head here to read/watch/download.

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15th Jul 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

Black Mountain

The Lexington, London

With a new album on the way and a slew of festival dates lined up, Canada's 2007/8 chimprock staple Black Mountain were back in town for an intimate gig at the perfectly-sized Lexington in preparation for this weekend's Latitude festival.

Pastiche-heavy new song Radiant Hearts opened the show, before new album highlight Wilderness Heart moved the band quickly into a higher gear, storming though In The Future classics Evil Ways, Tyrants, plus Old Fangs, Rollercoaster and Let Spirits Rise from the new record.

Sadly, sound problems slowly encroached into the show -with McBean's increasingly problematic amp hampering the real growth of the performance. While the rest of the band made valient efforts to paste over the cracks - with an extended jam allowing some roadie tech action, before McBean stepped back in with a blistering riff, only to be denied again. Lightning Dust star Amber Webber's wailing vocals provide a much more pronounced appearance when seeing the band live and she provided a real focus for tonights show, holding the stage like a modern day Grace Slick. The keyboard-heavy sounds of the new album also got plenty of time in the spotlight via Jeremy Schmidt, while Joshua Wells' incredible drumming stole the show on several occasions - with the robotic licks of Tyrants never failing to deliver a spine-tingling thrill.

Ultimately, the sound issues were too much to overcome, and like a (muscle) car without gas, Steve McBean sloped off unfulfilled. However, some quick tweaks from a roadie and the band were back for a super-charged encore. The newer big hitters were nearly done, but the super-sub of Stormy High saw the band roar back into action, before chunky live versions of Druganaut and Don't Run Our Hearts Around brought the band's self-titled debut album back into the favourites list.

It would take a lot more than bad electrics to keep these guys down ...and I suspect their the following night may have been unbelievable. Tonight we just had to be satisfied with awesome.

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15th Jul 2010 - 1 comments - Add Comment - Tweet

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Inception

(dir. Christopher Nolan)

What a relief it is to see something new. After all the endless sequels, franchise-extensions, remakes and reboots we've been lumbered with in recent years, you start to feel like no-one is going to bother coming up with anything new, which presents an odd problem: what are people going to remake in 20 years time?!

Anyhow, Inception delivers on its promise of mind-bending action. It's smart, coherent, tense, exciting, unpredictable and rich with emotional depth. Once the rules of the game are established early on - ex-military tech is now being used by corporate spies to steal secrets from people in their dreams you say? Oh, OK, fine! - the movie takes hold, dropping you off in its dream logic, throwing you around the world, dizzying you with some excellent special effects and not letting up until the final credits. Think Eternal Sunshine of The Ocean's 11 Mind, with a bonus dash of Matrix flash (before it got shit). 

Leonardo DiCaprio steps up to the promise he's been showing since The Departed, with another beefy role as the experienced dream warrior who gets hired to plant an idea, rather than steal a secret. It's like he's getting wider rather than older. Ellen "Juno" Page is a great addition to Nolan's tricksy world, adding a grounded, sarky teen level to the blockbuster antics. Tom Hardy's role moves a touch too far towards Action Dude from the cerebral, shady forger who's brought on board the team to impersonate people in dreams, but he's still great - surely a big lead role in a Hollywood film can't be far off for him? Joseph Gordon-Levitt plays DiCaprio's right hand man, another thoroughly watchable performance from him. Cillian Murphy makes a decent mark for them to target. Ken Watanabe and Michael Caine - two more Nolan veterans - add yet more weight. Marion Cotillard perhaps hams it up a little as the mysterious French femme fatale, but that's a minor niggle - and there's an argument to be made that it's an intentional device. 

Going in cold to a film like this is highly recommended - so we'll stop here; it's easily the film of the summer - and a strong contender for the year's best.

Check out the comic book prequel here.

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14th Jul 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

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RIP Harvey Pekar

RIP underground comics legend Harvey Pekar 1939-2010 

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13th Jul 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

Very Super Mario Bros

nice mashup of Mario and a street

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12th Jul 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

Spartan

Cold ruthless action from an excellent Val Kilmer in David Mamet's dry thriller.


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11th Jul 2010

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The Other Man

Under-developed romantic mystery with Liam Neason. The 85 minute running time took forever.


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10th Jul 2010

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Inception

Mind boggling thrills with a brain - thoroughly entertaining and original, with top notch performances.


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10th Jul 2010

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