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Surprise free Con-artist-by-numbers pic. They even use the Thomas Crown Affair theme. Mildly entertaining.


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15th Dec 2015

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Greenberg

Accomplished indie that's getting better with age. Rich, 3D characters and performances.


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5th Dec 2015

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Force Majeure

Clinically executed, Kubrickian Euro drama. Intriguing concept, but it's all a bit lifeless.


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4th Dec 2015

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Austin to Boston

Road-movie-concept music doc. Good on paper, but contrived, self-important and superficial.


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2nd Dec 2015

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Good Kill

Thoughtful, but ultimately heavy-handed drone pilot drama.


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2nd Dec 2015

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Kajaki

Well intentioned, but surprisingly tension-free, shapeless Brit land mine pic.


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26th Nov 2015

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Wild

Kaleidoscopic self-discovery wilderness pic that could do with a map. Not unlike Into The Wild.


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18th Nov 2015

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Inherent Vice

Derivative, badly cast, impenetrable private dick pic. Meticulously made, but it's a bit pretentious.


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18th Nov 2015

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Ex Machina

Self conscious, pretentious Brit sci-fi that acts a lot more mysterious and enigmatic than it really is.


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8th Nov 2015

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It Follows

Intense, stylish, post-modern horror. Beautifully directed. Drive meets Halloween.


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3rd Nov 2015

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Back In Time

The story of the BTTF trilogy. More of a celebration than any kind of revealing doc.


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29th Oct 2015

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Manson Family Vacation

Confident, small scale indie with input from the Duplass brothers.


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29th Oct 2015

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Instrument

Sprawling collage, documenting over a decade of life inside Fugazi. Arty, and intense, just like the band.


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25th Oct 2015

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Friday Night Lights

Solid dry run that set the tone for the long form TV epic. Get 'er done.


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22nd Oct 2015

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The Theory of Everything

Bog-standard biopic, revealing very little explanation or insight. Poorly crafted too.


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21st Oct 2015

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The Disappearance Of Alice Creed

Focussed British indie thriller. Twisty, but somehow not that memorable.


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17th Oct 2015

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Zabriskie Point

Meandering, liberal arthouse pic from 69/70. It must have seemed a lot more topical at the time.

Halliwell says: Highly self-indulgent and unattractive fantasy about escape from the crudities of our over-civilised world. An expensive failure and an awful warning of what happens if you give an arty director carte blanche.


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16th Oct 2015

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Project Almanac

MTV presents a Primer clone for the teenage generation. A found footage angle dilutes things further.


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16th Oct 2015

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What We Do In The Shadows

Chuckle-a-minute vampire documentary. Perfectly pitched and performed.


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15th Oct 2015

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Unbroken

Self-important, tedious cookie cutter bio. Unfortunately, even Roger Deakins’ cinematography is forgettable.


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14th Oct 2015

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The Color of Money

Overlooked gem from Scorsese’s doldrums. Heavy on film school tricks and filled with good turns.

Halliwell says: Slackly told but consistently enjoyable adventures of Fast Eddie Felson in his older age.**


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8th Oct 2015

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Almost Famous

Like an Allman Brothers jam, this has tons of personality and moments of greatness but is way too long.


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8th Oct 2015

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St Vincent

Charming @BiIIMurray vehicle. If you've read the logline you've pretty much seen the movie.


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4th Oct 2015

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The Gambler

Expensive self-indulgence. You know a movie's dull when the card playing scenes are the highlight.


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2nd Oct 2015

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A Most Wanted Man

Tension free Le Carre adaptation, with a star studded US cast pretending to be Euro.


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1st Oct 2015

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The Guest

Underdeveloped thriller from a promising director. More Twilight than Terminator.


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1st Oct 2015

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Coherence

Intriguing indie sci-fi that makes the most of its small setting, before becoming a bit incoherent.


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30th Sep 2015

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The Drop

Another underwhelming, over-acted melodrama with Tom Hardy. Decent enough, but Tony Soprano can do better.


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29th Sep 2015

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Keith Richards Under The Influence

Stylish doc that avoids too much new-album promo, instead focussing on the legacy.


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29th Sep 2015

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All Is By My Side

Vague Hendrix biopic with an impressionistic turn from Andre 3000 and a few nice moments.


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25th Sep 2015

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A Most Violent Year

Classy, intense, small-scale crime epic from J.C. Chandor. Great automobile art direction too.


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22nd Sep 2015

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Black Sea

Old-fashioned submarine thriller. Well put together with a great cast, but hardly full of surprises.


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19th Sep 2015

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