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reports of Psystar's DIY mac operation coming in... not quite sure what "highly extensible" means, but could be a return to the 80s heydays of fake Apples imaginatively sold as Pineapples and Tangerines...
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Bon Iver
For Emma, Forever Ago
4AD
Imagine you're in a public place, say a train station or doctors waiting room, and you can see this person going round gently and methodically whispering in peoples ears. You notice the look on these people's faces change slowly from one of skepticism to one of wonder and delight. You'd really want to know what this person was whispering right? Well as soon as the opening notes of For Emma, Forever Ago come to rest gracefully on your ears you'll realise what everyone else was hearing and your face will too be full of wonder.
Bon Iver (an intentional mis-spelling of 'Bon Hiver,' french for 'Good Winter,') is the work of Justin Vernon and his debut album is a very special thing indeed. It's one of the most beautiful sounds I've heard in a long time and its conception came about under fiercely controlled circumstances and time scale. After the break-up of his former band, DeYarmond Edison in 2006, Vernon opted out of society and took himself off into voluntary exile. Armed with only a couple of microphones, a baritone guitar, two drums, a horn and a reverb pedal he set off for the desolate landscape of Northeast Wisconsin and spent three months alone in a log cabin. Living off the land and hunting for food Vernon was able to shut himself away from the usual chatter of the world and allow an inner voice to emerge in his work. "I recognise that the record is enigmatic and special in a strange way. I can't take full credit for it, and I was the only one there." With no firm musical objective and the basic pressures of survival to worry about these songs grew organically and were governed purely by the natural artistic process that can only flourish under these circumstances. "I was able to access deeper, darker and even happier shit just by this sort of subconscious way of doing it."
Knowing this back story is not necessary, but it adds to the uniqueness of this record. Each song reflects the barren land in which it was born, as shiver and shudder under the clear sub-zero sky, with Vernon's spectral falsetto delivery trembling delicately like the frail trees that sway in the wind outside his window. But the glow of honesty and dedication burns with the comforting warmth of the log fire that crackles within, making this record endlessly captivating and welcoming. A bleak and lonely guitar strum opens the record, with Vernon's vocals tentatively creeping into view, but it's not long before they gently swell with an increased musical accompaniment like a rising flame. "I am my mother's only one, it's enough," is the line chosen to open this record and with it we see Vernon's thoughts turn inwards to memory as if forced by the elements outside. Lump Sum produces a choral arrangement so spacious it suggests a relationship between the empty space outside and the cavernous boom of a mind devoid of worldly noise. Skinny Love sees a rising of tempo and a new gravel sound creep into the voice as it gets louder. As if by way of response to the deafening silence that prevails, Vernon's words "I told you to be patient, I told you to be fine," lift with striking force but stand ambiguous to their target, a past love or Vernon himself?
There was some degree of post production added to the record once the exile ended, with instrumental accompaniments added by Chrissy Smith of Nola on Flume and Boston musicians John DeHaven and Randy Pingrey supplying horns on For Emma. Vernon achieved the choral sound, seen to great effect on The Wolves, by countless overdubs of his own voice. The subtle addition of these third parties and overdubs work in contrast to Vernon's solitary voice, making an interesting mark on the album's atmosphere. Instead of shattering the illusion of confined spaces this only serves to enhance the loneliness, with these added elements circling the central sound like ghosts of past regret rising to the surface of the memory. For Emma is the penultimate song and the inclusion of the horn section is so startling it brings with it a sense of the regret lifting and some conclusion being reached to the questions that have encircled us throughout. It's presence here is like a brief sighting of human company in this desolation and it swells the heart to triumphant heights. But as the achingly beautiful Re: Stacks fades in, the cold and loneliness encroach once more and you wonder if this sighting was only in your mind.
Re: Stacks brings the record full circle and tapers it off with delicate melody, gentle, resolved guitar strums and the sweetest vocals on the record. It leaves you with quiet resolution and the silence that reigns after the song is finished is all the richer for the sounds that have proceeded it. In this silence you beg the world to give you just a little more time, but slowly and surely it crashes in and the spell is broken - until of course you press play again.
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White Williams
Smoke
Double Six
Cleveland born Joe WIlliams, aka White Williams does everything he possibly can to sabotage this record, but ultimately fails. His debut record is 'unapologetic pop' which strikes me as baffling. Having toured with the likes of Girl Talk and Dan Deacon, he feels compelled to lace these sunny pop songs with touches of the avant garde. His guitar will be slightly out of key or he'll hit a bum note on the keyboard every now and again which in my mind is a form of apology to being pop music. With influences ranging from the 80's electro of The Human League (Headlines) and the hazy rock n' roll of T-Rex (In The Club) this is a collection of fairly simple and straight forward songs that would make for an enjoyable listen if the creator wasn't so preoccupied with taking his sound to other directions. So in trying to turn a pop album into a challenging slice of Art Pop he ends up doing neither.
Williams is clearly caught between some fairly obvious polar opposites. Songs like Going Down try their hardest to derail the melody with out-of-tune quirkiness but fail to rival the adventures of the afore mentioned Dan Deacon and the unlistenable noise of Lice In The Rainbow, a three and a half minute headache of directionless squeaks and twitters, aims at the abstract compositions of Black Dice - whom Williams also opened for with his previous band, but just serves to irritate the listener beyond belief. The title track, with its slow, plodding electronica and muffled vocals is so devoid of any substance it crumbles at the slightest glance, like a Tarantino plot line.
I hate to be so negative as this album does show signs of potential. Danger is the best song here, as it emerges from a cloud of tuneless mess it slips smoothly into a blissed out melody consisting of one word, "Danger." But it's a sad state of affairs when the strongest song features one word repeated over and over. Williams' desire to fit into that dubious genre 'Art Pop' is ultimately what kills this record. He has a natural ability to create effortless melody and catchy hooks but his half-hearted avant-garde dressing removes this from any genre at all and thins the whole thing down to dishwater. I realise this review sounds a bit like a school report and for that I apologise, seeing as the age old phrase we all experienced, "could try harder," doesn't really apply here as Williams' ultimate failing is that he's just trying way too hard.
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Read more 2 star reviewsOxford Collapse!
Thanks to some late breaking data from chimpovich, team Chimpomatic has been mobilised for tomorrow's Brixton Windmill show by 2006 favourites Oxford Collapse. You can't argue with £5. Hope to see you down the front.
New album BITS is out on August 5th.
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Evil Urges
With momentum building around their upcoming album Evil Urges, My Morning Jacket are making the title track available via their website for one week from April 18th. That's until next Friday folks. Get it here. Password is urges101.
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BW brought home a 500mb flash drive keyring yesterday, sent through by none other than the Tenderstem broccoli company. As you can imagine, the supplied photos and press release outlining Tenderstem's "mild, distinctive flavour and a texture which is more akin to asparagus than traditional broccoli and it’s deliciously succulent" are unlikely to stay on there long, but I thought I'd pass on the good news first.
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Just watching Burton's 'dark' interpretation of Batman, which now seems more dated that the Adam West version. Shocking.
19th Apr 2008
Read on TwitterSuper Friends
Stumbled across this classic-era viral this morning, from the internet glory days of late '99. Back when AOL and Ask Jeeves ruled the searchwaves, Netscape was a viable alternative and Napster was still pretty tough to get your head around. What's an mp3?
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Jethro Tull
Bournemouth Pavillion
April 16th, 2008
Jethro Tull are on the UK leg of their 40th anniversary tour. In fact, it appears that they have been toured for every one of those 40 years, with a back-catalogue that has grown to include a mix of jazz-fusion, R&B, folk rock and heavy metal, leaving no shortage of things to play. Two members remain from the early days – founder, front man, folk rock guru and general good guy Ian Anderson, looking like the Pirate King meets Fagin, and lead guitar hero Martin Barre. Unfortunately they have a bit of a problem with Ian’s voice - which was never the strongest - and is now in some difficulty with the higher notes. Their solution is to play plenty of the early jazz flute based numbers; invite a young guest vocalist to help with the tricky ones; concentrate on the anthems and pump up the volume.
This they did to good effect, finishing with their greatest hits Thick As A Brick, Aqualung and the always excellent Locomotive Breath.
“Too Old to Rock and Roll; Too Young to Die”? – don’t believe a word of it.
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Read more 3 star reviewsHold Steady, It's Gonna Be A Rough Ride
2006/7 favourites The Hold Steady are following in My Morning Jacket's footsteps and signing with Rough Trade for the U.K. Not resting on their laurels, they've already recorded a follow up to the Springsteen tinged Boys & Girls Of America - scheduled for release later this year.
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El Rey
May 26th is the date. Tracks are:
1. Santa Ana Winds
2. Spider-Man On Hollywood
3. I Lost The Monkey
4. Soup
5. Palisades
6. The Trouble With Men
7. Model, Actress, Whatever
8. Don't Take Me Home Until I'm Drunk
9. The Thing I Like Best About Him Is His Girlfriend [Santa Monica And La Brea Version]
10. Boo Boo
11. Swingers
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Grooveshark
Check out music site Grooveshark, which offers a combination of Last FM and iTunes/iPhone like features. Not bad, with a snazzy interface - but as usual the catalogue that they actually have full-length tracks for is perhaps a little slim at the moment... but you can line up tracks to play in sequence.
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Sub Pop +20
Sub Pop records may have been operating as the SUBTERRANEAN POP fanzine since 1979, but 1988 is the official start-date for the label so 2008 has being designated as the official 20th birthday.
The celebrations will be varied, but highlights include an fundraiser outside Seattle on July 12th & 13th, featuring bands past and present (Green River, Flight of the Conchords, Foals, Iron & Wine, Kinski, Low, Mudhoney, Pissed Jeans and more) and a series of re-releases for high profile albums from the label, starting with Mudhoney's Superfuzz Bigmuff: Deluxe Edition on My 22nd....
As noted by chimpovich, in the pre-internet days 'anything on Sub Pop' used to be a pretty solid recommendation for new music, so pull your weight and get involved.
Some Numbers:
Highest position on the Billboard 200 Albums chart #2, The Shins, Wincing the Night Away (2007)
Best-selling album 1.6 million copies, Nirvana, Bleach (1989)
Most releases by a single artist 17, Mudhoney
Number of releases through June 2008 777
Sub Pop Singles Club releases, first incarnation, 1988-1993 62
Sub Pop Singles Club releases, second incarnation, 1998-2002 47
Sub Pop Singles Club releases, third incarnation, 2008-2009 12
Singles Club members at peak of first incarnation 4,500
Grammy nominations 4
Children assigned Sub Pop Records catalog numbers 2
Percentage new releases sold by download in 2007 21
Free downloads of The Postal Service’s “Such Great Heights” on subpop.com 11,655,300
Employees as of March 2008 27
Dogs roaming the halls of Sub Pop HQ 3
Cost in cents for 12 oz. Ranier beer in lunch room soda machine 75
Corporate charitable donations in US dollars for 2007 250,000
Highest winning online auction bid in US dollars for Nirvana “Love Buzz” single 3,451
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Fox Captcha
Following on from 71's earlier captcha malfunction, Wired has an article about how the technology is proving useless at defeating the bots. Perhaps Skynet itself became self-aware through such activity.
Anyway, skip the heavy reading and cut straight to punch line. The top candidate for an unbeatable Captcha (that's
Completely Automated Public Turing Test to Tell Computers and Humans Apart FYI) Kitten Auth, designed specifically to out-fox the bad guys.
.....a similar variation is all about cats:

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Tokyo Police Club
Elephant Shell
Saddle Creek
In 2006 I wrote the following about this Toronto bands debut EP:
Well here we are, a year and a half later and Tokyo Police Club's debut album is upon us, but unfortunately it too shows glimmers of hope that this band have something great in them. The space that I had hoped for in a full-length seems to have diluted the edge they possessed in 2006 making Elephant Shell - by no means a bad record but not the tour-de-force their EP had hinted at.
Musically it's pretty similar to the EP with driving guitars and a rapid-fire drum pace propelling the songs forward but Dave Monk's vocals seem to have been sand-blasted down to a smooth mediocrity that is really the source of this albums diluted sound. I know it sounds perverse to site this as the fault when in my earlier review I highlighted the songs that strayed away from the "Strokes-like" rasp of Monk's voice as being the most promising but even in these songs there was a trace of effects and gravel to make it an interesting sound. In Elephant Shell it barely changes from song to song regardless of the change up in pace, in fact it sounds the most comfortable on The Harrowing Adventures Of with its acoustic strum and low-key tempo.
It's a much bigger record though with the force of the guitars setting their sights on the soaring heights of bands like Interpol or Editors giving this sound an added weight and a maturity that definitely improves on their earlier work. The stop-start technique of this driving sonic backbone in songs like Graves and Sixties Remake forms the basis of most of the record with Monk's vocals slotting in after the guitars subside taking the pounding drum as the only accompaniment until they all join forces for the rousing chorus. It works well when some of the more successful elements of the EP are rejoined. Tessellate sees the band bring back the furious hand-claps and Your English Is Good kicks off with a shouting rabble intro and comes as close as any of the songs to the rasping grit that Monk showed earlier.
The 2006 EP had large doses of The Strokes and that has been dealt with here but in its place they seem to have adopted the generic sound of a hundred indie bands making up the numbers in todays crowded scene. This is unfortunate as put alongside some of those acts like Editors these four guys have way more to give. They aren't a one-trick, derivative waist of space like a lot of the stuff being rammed down our necks but they really need to find their voice if they want to be heard above todays indie din.
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Read more 2.5 star reviewsConstant Constantines
Favourites The Constantines are back with a new album - Kensington Heights - which they have genrously made available in full over at theirspace.
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Google Dudes
been getting some weird google malfunction all day - like how my "human input" code is "dudes"
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Bubbles
As I know it's distinctly uncool to promote ads, but as an occasional filmmaker I'm looking at it from that aspect. Fallon are the Agency, Sony is the brand.
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The Death Set
Worldwide
Counter Records
For a number of quite obvious reasons, it’s not very often that I compare myself to Arnold ‘The Governator’ Schwarzenegger, nor for that matter Hulk ‘The Hulk’ Hogan or perhaps for younger readers Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson. However, listening to the debut album ‘Worldwide’ by the much travelled The Death Set, got me thinking of the pumped-up trio of Strongmen-turned-actors - more specifically the fish-out-of-water genre of films that each turned their not inconsiderable hand to. I’m thinking Arnie’s Kindergarten Cop, the Hulk’s Mr Nanny and The Rock’s recent fodder Game Plan, each of which feature our macho and mature heroes lost and cut adrift in a world of small children and high energy.
I’ll make no claim to macho, but am inevitably maturing and on first listen found Worldwide a disorientating experience, like finding yourself in a classroom of screaming kids and an empty crate of red bull. Making the Go Team sound middle of the road - it’s hard to stomach in one sitting. 18 songs in 26 minutes gives you an idea of the frenetic pace and energy of the album.
The band were spawned in Australia, temporarily based themselves in Brooklyn before settling in Baltimore, attracted by the city’s abandoned factories and their potential for holding kick-ass parties, and it’s seeing footage and photos of those kick-ass parties (ie Live shows) that help paint a bigger picture as to what The Death Set are all about. It’s a raucous affair, with the band placing themselves out on the floor, amongst the fans, with no shortage of blood, sweat and beer. They bring to mind the photos of Glen E. Friedman, who documented the US Hardcore scene of the early 80's – whereas punk back then was played at breakneck speed and driven by anger, The Death Set play at breakneck speed, but seem to be angry at anger, naming as they do, comedy and positivity as major influences.
I regard a bunch of those Hardcore bands as early personal favourites (Minor Threat, Circle Jerks, Black Flag). but there is no way I could maintain that pace and energy and inyourfacefuckyouness as the years pass. So, The Death Set, whilst cajoling a bit of nostalgia, aren’t going to be on heavy rotation in chimpovich palace, which of course is my problem and not theirs. Whilst they’re burning down the scene and hosting kick-ass parties, I’ll be lamely heading to the gym, trying to transform this gut into something nowhere near approaching Hulk, Rock and Arnie proportions.
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Read more 3 star reviewsiPhone £ drop
the 8gb iPhone is down to £169 on O2 at the moment - looks like the 3G version is coming out this summer
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New Videos
I thought Holy Fuck / Water Curses made a nice couplet. Check out Animal Collective's latest single Water Curses from the EP of the same name here:
And get your ears bashed in by Holy Fuck here.
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Anytime, anywhere, forever? You can PuchiPuchi
PuchiPuchi - for all your simulated bubble wrap needs
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Generation Kill
After wading through the brilliant finale to The Wire last night, the Chimp TV Squad has finally been able to have a look at HBO's spoilertastic site again - where they've got a trailer for Generation Kill - David Simon's new Gulf War mini-series. Starts in July in the US, should be picked up in the UK sometime, but no word on who's got it yet. Series 5 of The Wire should be on FX UK by July...
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The Wire
Season Five
HBO
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit it's good
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Alvin & The Chimpmunks
personally, I'd rather see Alvin & The Chimpmunks, but this blog from the Typo Eradication Advancement League is pretty entertaining
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Four Tet
Ringer
Domino
Say what you like about Four Tet but "same ol, same ol" is unlikely to be included. Having put out a rather under-par fourth album in 2005 with Everything Ecstatic and following it with ongoing collaboration with Steve Reid this 4 track EP is the first piece of solo material we've been given for a while, but boy was it worth the wait. Having slightly exhausted his form of cut-up beats and calamitous percussion, he crafts here a more minimal and deep techno formation that hints at conforming but always keeps it's hand hovering dangerously over the sabotage button where the slightest press could send the beat spiraling off into glorious irregularity.
From the opening title track to the closing disco percussion of Wing Body Wing these songs take in deep breaths of space then exude from their every pore sublime ripples of sonic richness. At over 10 minutes in length Ringer is a stunning way to open this EP. The sense of space is achieved by the slow build up and gradual layering of vast swathes of tone and delicate beats that climb upon eachother, higher and higher, until they stand proud, surveying this endless landscape. Ribbons drips with moist lushness while Swimmer rides the wave of a constant, resonating tone then slowly fades in erratic cymbal beats that swirl from one ear to the next with anarchic confidence. Wing Body Wing pulls focus on Hebdon's trademark recuttings of jazz breaks and brings them into line with a deep heartbeat and almost african rhythms. Gentle melody tip-toes around this rhythm making way for driving bursts of synthesizer.
This EP heralds a very promising direction for Hebdon. This is techno made with an afrobeat/krautrock sensibility and it may be minimal but this artists grasp of detail is very much present. Every moment of this record has been viewed under a microscope but the result sounds effortless and joyous. It beats with an unstoppable pulse and shields its eyes from the glaring sunshine ahead as it looks forward to the expanding horizon it has just created.
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Read more 4.5 star reviewsCurious George
Arch-agitator Shepherd Fairey has been commissioned to cover two of George Orwell's classics - 1984 and Animal Farm. Not sure Big Brother will be too happy about it.
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What Does Your City Sound Like?
DJ Shadow's teamed up w Nokia for a competition to get you to record the sounds of your city which he'll then put together in a Shadow-style song of your city. you can win a phone or something
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Mike Patton
A Perfect Place (Original Sound Track)
Ipecac Recordings
Sooner or later this was going to happen:- Mike Patton, former singer of Faith No More and curator of a dozen musical projects, has been given the opportunity to write the musical soundtrack to a movie and it's an opportunity he does not let go to waste. Patton's fans will have long recognised his fascination with the melodies of John Barry, Angelo Badalamenti and Henry Mancini, and this is the place where he finally gets to show that he really has the musical chops to stand alongside his influences. Patton fans will therefore have some pretty solid expectations of this project and I can safely say they won't be dissapointed. Imagine Fantomas' Director's Cut album, minus the thrash metal element and with new melodies, and you're halfway there.
The strongest influence is perhaps John Barry - specifically Barry's theme for the Ipcress File - and these tracks resound with zithers, theramin and spaghetti-western guitars. There are only three vocal tracks, one of which is sung in Italian, but the rest of the record plays just like a soundtrack ought to - with established themes, reprises and re-arrangements of the main melodies.
The soundtrack has a longer running time than the movie, which is more of a short film and is included in the package on DVD - but regardless of its contextual use, the music stands up really well by itself. The main theme is very catchy - I've found myself humming it in its various forms while I go about my day - and this can only be a good thing. For the future, Patton has expressed an interest in working with David Lynch, and I think he's easily man enough for the job, but whether they end up working together or not, this record at least proves that someone should give Patton a proper big-budget full length movie soundtrack to compose.
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Dust Off That Live Jacket
My Morning Jacket are on tour in June and July in support of forthcoming album Evil Urges.
JUNE
25 Wed Sheffield, UK Leadmill
26 Thu Bristol, UK Academy
27 Fri Manchester, UK Academy
29 Sun Glastonbury, UK Glastonbury Festival
JULY
01 Tue Hamburg, Germany Gruenspan
02 Wed Koln, Germany Gebaude
04 Fri Werchter, Belgium Werchter Festival
06 Sun Kent, UK The Hop Farm
08 Tue Amsterdam, The Netherlands Melkweg
09 Wed Paris, France Le Trabendo
11 Fri Nottingham, UK Rescue Rooms
13 Sun Glasgow, Scotland T In The Park Festival
15 Tue London, UK The Forum
19 Sat Benicassim, Spain Benicassim Festival
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Fall Out
Mark E Smith's new biopic Renegade: The Lives And Tales Of Mark E Smith is being serialised in the guardian this week-ah
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Overheard
"Let's play the Wii and THEN watch the Matrix".
- Goths. Camden town Northern Line 22:44
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Ape TV
got a feeling this channel for "alpha males" isn't quite what we'd do if we'd launched Ape TV...
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Shine A Light
(dir. Martin Scorsese)
If you're into the Stones, Martin Scorsese's new concert film is a treat. Stacks of cameras roam around the small concert hall, getting in so close you can see Mick Jagger's fillings and the deep lines carved on their faces. It's like watching the Mount Rushmore heads rock out.
After the brief intro section that has Scorsese stressing about the setlist, and the Clintons showing up to shake hands backstage and welcome them onto stage, it's pretty much two hours of solid hits from the Bigger Bang tour, spanning their loooooong back catalogue. Start Me Up, Jumping Jack Flash, Satisfaction, Sympathy For The Devil etc are all there, but what's cool is that they also head into some of the slightly more obscure numbers - She Was Hot, Shattered, Faraway Eyes, and a great acoustic version of As Tears Go By.
Jack White sits in on Loving Cup, Christina Aguilera shows up for a little pantomime bump 'n grind with Mick on Live With Me, and Buddy Guy storms through Champagne And Reefer, earning himself a guitar from Keith Richards in the process. These breaks are also complemented by the traditional give-Mick-a-breather bit where Keith and Ronnie Wood take over - and also by some nicely placed retro footage from their whole career, reminding you just how they got here. No real shots of Brian Jones, Bill Wyman or Mick Taylor, which is a little odd maybe, but this is really about the Stones now. Over and over as the decades pass in the interview clips they're asked how long they think they can still keep going. The answer seems to be: as long as they're still here. There's a great shot of Charlie Watts early on, smiling into the camera - exhausted, but loving it. Can't ask for much more.
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Read more 4 star reviewsStanding On The Edge Of The Black Hole
The Large Hadron Collider is being started up for the first time in June, so if you find your world being mysteriously sucked towards Switzerland that may well provide the explanation.
The machine is located outside Geneva at Europe's European Organization for Nuclear Research, or C.E.R.N. for short (don't ask). The machine is a particle accelerator, designed primarily to study proton-proton collision (and the occasional heavy ion), hopefully proving the existence of such things as the elusive Higgs Boson scalar elementary particle that could link up a variety of fields of thought.
Until it's fired up however, it's all theory - and some parties are worried that collisions by such previously unexplored energies could lead to disasterous consequences, with micro-black holes and stranglets seeming like potential side-effects. A stranglet could potentially convert the Earth from Ordinary Matter to the Strange Matter that typically makes up a Quark Star, and would not be cool (see Ice-Nine for more info).
C.E.R.N. themselves have gone so far as to address the potential 'issue' on their website and seem confident that an earth-obliterating scenario is unlikely - as the black holes they are generating are likely to be merely 'modest' in strength. Phew.
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Why?
Alopecia
Anticon
Returning from the recent staff snowboard trip I stopped off at San Francisco's Amoeba Records and picked up my copy of Why?'s Alopecia. It seemed a fitting place to purchase this Bay Area artist and so with that and a few other missing pieces to the Anticon puzzle I embarked on the 10 hour return journey to London. Maybe it was the severe lack of sleep, or the numerous injuries that plagued my aged body - but on returning home I was all set to hit the Chimp office with a rather disappointing review of this record. After the few disjointed play-throughs on the plane, this follow up to 2005's delightful Elephant Eyelash lacked it's predecessors energy and edge. It seemed to be a pale and overproduced shadow of the work achieved by Yoni Wolf in the past.
So having started this relationship on the sunny Californian shores it took a prolonged 2 hour traffic jam on a rainy Thursday night on the A3 for the love affair to begin. Anticipating a half-hour journey, this was the only CD on my person and after about 4 back-to-back plays this record stared me square in the face with astonishing honesty and made me ashamed of the thoughts I had formed in my pitiful mind. Yoni Wolf's transformation from lo-fi, underground hip-hop to melodic indie-pop seemed to be near completion on the recent Hollows EP and I guess my initial disappointment was wrapped up in that fact. I have always been in favor of this transformation as throughout Wolf's work with either cLOUDDEAD or Reaching Quiet his gift for a melody was always there but under used and during the first half of Alopecia it is heavily exploited.
Alopecia is made up of two halves and most of the deal makers occur in the latter part of the record. From the outset it's obvious that the production has never been slicker. Wolf has always been the figurehead of a lo-fi, homemade sound but things have changed. The Vowels Pt. 2 kicks off proceedings with short, plodding steps and it's clear this hike in production quality is being put to good use. This shiny, crystal clear melody loosely glosses over the dark themes that run through this record. Sex and death is pretty much it, making Alopecia far more twisted than its predecessor. Lines like "faking suicide for applause in the food court of malls" are the norm here not to mention, "sucking dick for drink tickets and the free bar of my cousins Bar Mitzvah." Death usually relates to Yoni's own demise and is always delivered in rosy, tongue-in-cheek candy wrappers. Fatalist Palmistry begins "I sleep on my back cos it's good for the spine and coffin rehearsal.
Wolf's vocal range is what makes his work so listenable. He can go from the low, shuffling rap of Good Friday to the nasal melody of These New Presidents and his writing is so surreal, bustling with imagery and so meticulously pronounced that your ear is forced to attempt to decipher each verse but rarely succeeds . On the unnerving Simeon's Dilemma Wolf assumes the role of a stalker and describes his obsession with a certain female by way of high pitched singing tones which makes the content even more cringeworhty.
As heard on the recent EP, The Hollows carries the weight here with a rarely heard increase in volume by means of grinding guitars and crescendo vocals. The Fall Of Mr. Fifths marks the turning point of the record. It's way more in line with Wolf's earlier Anticon work with rapid delivered spoken verse and surrounded by textural atmosphere. A Sky For Shoeing Horses Under continues the spoken verse with rain-drop-like keyboards trickling down around it, it's a simple and all too short piece of work but emerges as one of the finest moments on the record. The other comes in the form of By Torpedo Or Crohn's. This was the other stand out track on the EP with a remix by Dntel, but this version is slower and allows much needed room to truly appreciate Wolf's art.
It's an art that is second to none and the distance this band have come is astonishing. Though darker in tone Alopecia is a definite progression from the airy Elephant Eyelash. Its another step to the honing of their direction and it's quite rare to see a band with direction these days. Wolf crams so many ideas into every breath of this record that it will take a lifetime to uncover it all. The shame I feel at my early judgement now serves as a reminder of the depth and complexity of this album, to not like it is to not get it i'm afraid.
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Ready!!!
Gladiators are back on Sky next month... get ready for the genius of Oblivion, Battleaxe, Atlas, Enigma, Panther, Tempest, Tornado, Ice, Predator, Inferno, Spartan and Destroyer. more pics here
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Yahoo vs Microsoft vs AOL vs News Corp vs Google
Yahoo is still putting up a fight as they try to resist Microsoft's advances, and some unlikely partnerships have come out of the woodwork. Yahoo is testing some limited use of Google's Adsense on its search results, while Microsoft cosies up with News Corp as a possible route for upping their bid for Yahoo, in an attempt to head off growing interest from search dinosaur AOL. Tricksy.
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AMPed
Adobe have chimed in to the ongoing media player battle, with their new (and ingeniously titled) Adobe Media Player having more in common with iPlayer than iTunes. Using Adobe's own AIR tech, it pulls together a variety of online content - including ad-supported TV shows that aren't as tightly tied to specific territories as some previous efforts - and let's you watch them on your machine (full screen too).
CSI:NY and Yo MTV Raps are some of the more mainstream shows on offer, and hopefully that'll improve as Adobe get more partners on board.
Read more at PC World.
Get it here.
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Fortress Of Solitude
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P3 minus USB
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Stop Making Sense: Accidental Night
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Muji To Go
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Mo'Lina
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Who's Your Monkey
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