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Trailer Park: Greetings From Tim Buckley

New rock bio about Jeff Buckley (looks like it's not starring James Franco after all)

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3rd Apr 2013 - Add Comment - Tweet

Lando Of Arabia

Never noticed how much of Lando's style there is in Omar Sharif's character Sherif Ali in Lawrence Of Arabia.

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2nd Apr 2013 - Add Comment - Tweet

Trailer Park: This Is The End

Apocalypse woah: James Franco, Seth Rogen, Danny McBride etc get all "dude, it's the end of the world"

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2nd Apr 2013 - Add Comment - Tweet

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Mudhoney

Vanishing Point

It was 1988 when Mudhoney put their super fuzz and big muff pedals together for first single 'Touch Me I'm Sick'…a cocky, snotty finger to the man, casting the band as full-time, half-cut losers just in it for the rock n roll. 25 years and 8 albums later, who would have guessed that they would be one of the last survivors in an industry more disposable than ever?

Since 2002 they've been back on Sub Pop, where it all began, and Vanishing Point keeps the finger raised and flag flying for noisy distortion and punk rock riffs. Drummer Dan Peters kicks off opener Slipping Away, with a reminder as to why he once kept Nirvana's drum stool warm for Dave Grohl. His pounding rolls are soon joined by Steve Turner's drunken lead and the unmistakable whine of Mark Arm. A sound perfected in '88 and not tweaked since.

On first single I Like It Small, Arm sings of the ambition that never saw them scale the heights "I've got big enough balls to admit I like it small" but is probably the reason they are still together and making music. Chardonnay is a 90 second love/hate song to "The crate that launched a thousand strippers" and I Don't Remember You is a fuck you to faces from back in the day. A day that Mudhoney, unlike most of their peers, survived. That they did so without changing their attitude or sound along the way is a small victory for those of us that don't feel that different from how we did 25 years ago either.

Killer Track: The Only Son of the Widow From Nain.

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1st Apr 2013 - Add Comment - Tweet

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Brave

Decent fairytale about a highlands princess who can't bear tradition. Looks great, but lacks pure Pixar magic.


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31st Mar 2013

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Ad Nauseum: Prada Candy L'eau

Wes Anderson and Roman Coppola bankroll their screen quirkiness with this Prada outing.

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29th Mar 2013 - Add Comment - Tweet

Trailer Park: Before Midnight

Round three: Julie Delpy and Ethan Hawke walk and talk again.

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28th Mar 2013 - Add Comment - Tweet

False False Identity

Reading like a comment from @AdamBuxton's BUG show, I noticed this stickie tucked amongst the meticulously created false identies on one of the iPads in the Apple shop. It and must have taken the confused author quite a while to type out, unless it is sort of Apple strategy to appease the worries of potential buyers who weren't sure YOU HAVE TO PAY. MEAN SWOP PLUS PAY EXTRA.

CLICK FOR BIG ENLARGE NOW.

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28th Mar 2013 - Add Comment - Tweet

Beach Boys Shred - I Get Around

Pitch-perfect as always (via @popbitch)

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28th Mar 2013 - Add Comment - Tweet

MPfree: Kurt Vile

New @therealKurtVile freebie, another mini-gem of lazing-around-the-pool hazy vibes. Download, dream of the frost one day leaving London

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28th Mar 2013 - Add Comment - Tweet

Promo Promo: Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Epic, #NSFW video starring @LilyCole for the new Yeah Yeah Yeahs track Sacrilege.

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27th Mar 2013 - Add Comment - Tweet

Trailer Park: The Wolverine

Two trailers for the upcoming Wolverine movie. Doesn't really look all that much 'harder and darker' than the last one or any of the X-Men movies....

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27th Mar 2013 - Add Comment - Tweet

The Private Eye

Interesting looking pay-what-you-like digital comic from Brian K Vaughan (author of the very enjoyable series Y: The Last Man and Ex Machina) and Marvel artist Marcos Martin.

Welcome to Panel Syndicate, where artist Marcos Martin and writer Brian K. Vaughan deliver original comics directly to readers around the world, who pay whatever the hell they want for each DRM-free issue. Our first new storyline is THE PRIVATE EYE, a forward-looking mystery we created with colorist Muntsa Vicente. Set in a future where privacy is considered a sacred right and everyone has a secret identity, The Private Eye is a serialized sci-fi detective story for mature readers. You can download our 32-page first issue right now, for any price you think is fair. 100% of your payments go directly into our greedy mitts and will help fund the rest of a story that we're both very proud of (we hope there will be around 10 issues total; an old-school "maxiseries!"), so thanks for reading...

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26th Mar 2013 - Add Comment - Tweet

American Psycho

Overblown, vacuous satire that is hampered further by Christian Bale's near-slapstick performance.

Halliwell says: A daft, elegant portrait of a self-obsessed, fashionable, design-conscious man descending into psychosis as a result of his obsessions.**


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25th Mar 2013

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The Omega Man

Charlton Heston cruises an empty NYC by day, dodges albino mutants by night. Good start, lacks tension.

Halliwell says: "Realistic" version of a novel which was about vampires taking over, and was previously filmed unsatisfactorily as The Last Man On Earth. This nasty version rises to a few good action sequences but is bogged down by talk in between.*


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24th Mar 2013

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On The Beach

Cary Grant and Ava Gardner wait months for lethal atomic radiation to arrive down under. Apocalypse slow.

Halliwell says: Gloomy prophecy which works well in spasms but is generally too content to chat rather than imagine. A solid prestige job nevertheless.**


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23rd Mar 2013

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Last Days

Unrevealing, uninvolving, dull meander through the last days of a Kurt Cobain-esque grunge star.


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23rd Mar 2013

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Peace, Love & Misunderstanding

Uptight Catherine Keener reconnects w Woodstock mum Jane Fonda. No surprises, good vibes.


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23rd Mar 2013

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