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Simpsons v Fox News (Taiwan style)

the Next Media animation bots have been at it again: here's their take on the Simpsons clash w Fox News, including an actual shark to jump over

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7th Dec 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

Trailer Park: Nice Beaver

It's release has been on ice since his recent meltdown, but Mel Gibson's new flick The Beaver could just break that ice....

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6th Dec 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

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Storytime With Johnny Marr

The time Happy Mondays tried to kidnap Johnny Marr and take him to Barbados.

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1st Dec 2010 - 1 comments - Add Comment - Tweet

Girl Talk - All Day

thanks to Marmot for the heads-up on this new Girl Talk download

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30th Nov 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

Rock, Paper, Scissors, Techniques

how to win at Rock, Paper, Scissors: Wikihow has a lowdown

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30th Nov 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

RIP: Irvin Kershner

More sad news today, director Irvin Kershner has died. In many ways he's a little known director, but to every chimp he is the man responsible for lifting the Star Wars saga from 'blockbuster' to 'epic'. His fantastic touch on The Empire Strikes Back elevated Star Wars into a totally different league, with classy assured direction and some beautifully storyboarded scenes - particularly those light on effects. A true master.

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29th Nov 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

My Beautiful Dark Twisted Samples

source samples from Kanye West's My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy: inc Black Sabbath, Aphex Twin, Bon Iver and Mike Oldfield...

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29th Nov 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

Google Googles

Ever since Shazam wowed the world with their call-this-premium-number-to-ID-some-music trick, I've been wondering when the concept will expand to other searches - such as faces, book covers, posters and more. Google goggles does that through their Google App.

Only problem is, if it's a book cover you can probably already tell what it is, by the power of eyes. Check out two tests below of stuff in my office. Goggles ID'd Jennifer Aniston OK, but for some reason they think the Chimpomatic logo belongs to The Misfits...

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28th Nov 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

Guess The Lighting

v interesting photography blog: guess the lighting 

"Armed with only a wacom tablet, less-than-mediocre drawing skills and an acute sense of smell, professional photographer Ted Sabarese guesses how individual images were lit by other photographers and then sketches corresponding lighting diagrams. It's what you always wanted to know but didn't know who to ask."

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26th Nov 2010 - 1 comments - Add Comment - Tweet

Wilco, Wil(coffee)

you are a target audience and you will(co)nsume with us

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23rd Nov 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

Trailer Park: Source Code

Groundhog Day meets Inception anyone? new WTF sci-fi from Duncan "Moon" Jones - Source Code. thanks to a top secret US government dept with some cool tech, soldier Jake Gyllenhaal can relive 8 minutes of someone else's life - is it long enough to find a bomber / fall in love on a speeding train?

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22nd Nov 2010 - 1 comments - Add Comment - Tweet

BFI Printstore

cool collection of posters from the BFI's online store

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19th Nov 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

Plane Graveyard

Ever wondered where that airplane graveyard that looks so good in films and on TV is? It's here.

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18th Nov 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

Trailer park: Cowboys & Aliens, Green Lantern

couple of new trailers up at Apple: yeehaw UFO tale Cowboys & Aliens with Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford; and Green Lantern - aliens give Ryan Reynolds a magic ring; 

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18th Nov 2010 - 4 comments - Add Comment - Tweet

The Beatles on iTunes

Bore me again. The Beatles are finally on iTunes, and as usual it's in their own rip-off style. £10.99 for each album, £17.99 (!) for the double disc greatest hits albums and the white album.

The Rolling Stones meanwhile are happy to stick to the standard prices that everyone else uses. You can even get Beggars Banquet for £4.99 or Hot Rocks for £8.99...

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16th Nov 2010 - 1 comments - Add Comment - Tweet

1080p is the VHS of the future

How's that 47", 1080p, Full HD-ready TV working out for you? Nice try, but it's already out-of-date. What you really want is a Super Hi-Vision plasma screen, capable of a resolution of 7680x4320 - 16 x better than 1080p.

OK there is a projector, but while the TV sets don't exist yet (you can use 4 x 4K sets together) the camera does - and the BBC and Japan's NHK just did a test broadcast of a studio session from The Charlatans. Not quite sure how that content decision came about.

The quality is so clear that a special lens had to be built to cope, and much like 3DTV, the format has dictated a shooting style of its own - with a single camera wide-shot being so big and clear that the viewer would be distracted by too much editing and can just cast their eyes around the screen instead.

Watch more at the BBC

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16th Nov 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

Muji Apps

With smart phones and iPads starting to replace old-school hardware like the notebook, Muji must have started to question the future of their cute little business. Luckily, they decided to digitalise their offerings and now have a range of iPad Apps out.

Muji Notebook
Muji Calendar
Muji To Go
Muji Apparel App

Muji Notebook could be fun, but at $4 I don't really need to find out. Calendar doesn't suggest it will work any better than Apple's own calendar, but Muji To Go sounds like fun ... and it might just help me to wear the right clothes for the weather. A problem I have never quite conquered.

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15th Nov 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

Arrrr! Real-life pirate-fighter

great story about Max Hardberger who takes back ships stolen by pirates. videos on his own website here

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15th Nov 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

Trailer Park: Battle Los Angeles

Only the use of autotune seems to differentiate the trailer for Battle Los Angeles from Independence Day, but it might just be enough.

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12th Nov 2010 - 1 comments - Add Comment - Tweet

Trailer Park: Blitz

The boys are back in town for this Jason Statham-led UK serial killer thriller, also starring Paddy Considine and that irish guy that's the mayor in The Wire ....who steals this trailer with one of his lines: "I want a lawyer and a sandwich. And I want to update my Facebook status."

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11th Nov 2010 - 2 comments - Add Comment - Tweet

Ad Nauseum: Call of Duty Black Ops

BC and I spent a good amount of time shooting stuff with Call of Duty: Modern Warfare, and I doubt this update will be any easier to resist. Clever ad too.

All-digital trailer below.

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10th Nov 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

Break it down...

Ever wondered who that was ranting about parking tickets on DJ Shadow's Stem/Long Stem? Turns out it was Murray Roman (not Elliot Gould, surprisingly). A question I finally answered thanks to www.whosampled.com - a database of beats and pieces listing all types of loops and lifts.

"Traffic offences! Bah! Parking tickets!"

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9th Nov 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

Ad Nauseum: Prawns

The land of advertising is a dangerous business. Post-meerkat, a high-concept ad campaign is likely to fall flat on it's face, but drafting in Sgt Elias AKA Willem Dafoe is one way to seal the deal.

Newsflash chimps: Prawns.

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8th Nov 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

Finding the Telepathic Cinema of Manchuria

Great short from David Blair the director of WAX: Or The Discovery Of Television Among The Bees, which still stands as one of the craziest, most original films I've ever seen

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3rd Nov 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

Promo Promo: Neil Young - Angry World

Neil Young's playing with his delay pedal here

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2nd Nov 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

Tapes 'N More Tapes

new album from Tapes 'N Tapes coming. MP3 of Freak Out over at Gorilla Vs Bear

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1st Nov 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

Stephen Fry On Wagner

Fry weighs in on this year's X Factor

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31st Oct 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

Fire up the Chimp-O-Matic?!

not quite sure what to make of this until we've talked to our Chimp-o-lawyers (especially as we're lovers, not fighters), but there's a Chimp-O-Matic weapon in PS3 game Ratchet & Clank Future: A Crack in Time 

"The Chimp-o-Matic was a weapon that turned enemies into chimpanzees and, according to its demonstration video, was originally designed as a party gag by bored GrummelNet engineers. Robotic enemies were turned into toy monkeys with cymbals, while organic enemies turned into normal chimps."

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30th Oct 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

Back to Back to the Future

The Back To The Future Blu-ray box has hit the shops and some of the extras are popping up on YouTube - including some rushes with Eric Stoltz in the Marty McFly role ...before he was replaced by Michael J Fox.

As a double geek-out, a recent episode of Fringe set in their parallel universe featured two of the watchers coming out a movie theatre, showing the Eric Stoltz version of the film.

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26th Oct 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

Hot Sauce Update

OK just to be clear, here's what's going on with the new Beasties record (TRANSLATION: some songs you haven't heard yet are now going to be replaced by some other songs you haven't heard yet but you'll still get to hear the other lot later):

BEASTIE BOYS HOT SAUCE COMMITTEE PART 2 TRACK LISTING REVISED, REPLACED ENTIRELY WITH SONGS ORIGINALLY RECORDED FOR HOT SAUCE COMMITTEE PART 1

In what can only be described as a bizarre coincidence, following an exhaustive re-sequence marathon, Beastie Boys have verified that their new Hot Sauce Committee Part 2 will be comprised of the same 16 tracks originally slated for inclusion on Hot Sauce Committee Part 1. The record (part 2 that is) will be released as planned in spring 2011 on Capitol.

The tracks originally recorded for Hot Sauce Committee Part 2 (which now are actually back on Part 1) have now apparently been bumped to make room for the former Hot Sauce Committee Part 1 material. Wait, what?

"I know it's weird and confusing, but at least we can say unequivocally that Hot Sauce Committee Part 2 is coming out on time, which is more than I can say about Part 1, and really is all that matters in the end." says Adam "MCA" Yauch. "We just kept working and working on various sequences for part 2, and after a year and half of spending days on end in the sequencing room trying out every possible combination, it finally became clear that this was the only way to make it work. Strange but true, the final sequence for Hot Sauce Committee Part 2 works best with all its songs replaced by the 16 tracks we originally had lined up in pretty much the same order we had them in for Hot Sauce Committee Part 1. So we've come full circle."

Hot Sauce Committee Part 2 marks Yauch, Mike "Mike D" Diamond, and Adam "Ad Rock" Horovitz's first full length effort since 2007's Grammy winning all-instrumental The Mix-Up. The new track listing of the album is now as follows:

1. Tadlock's Glasses
2. B-Boys In The Cut
3. Make Some Noise
4. Nonstop Disco Powerpack
5. OK
6. Too Many Rappers (featuring NAS)
7. Say It
8. The Bill Harper Collection
9. Don't Play No Game That I Can't Win (featuring Santigold)
10. Long Burn The Fire
11. Funky Donkey
12. Lee Majors Come Again
13. Multilateral Nuclear Disarmament
14. Pop Your Balloon
15. Crazy Ass Shit
16. Here's A Little Something For Ya

UPDATE: The Beasties also have a new website.

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25th Oct 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

Skate or die: More Mark Gonzales

Following a successful art career, legendary skater Mark Gonzales can be seen out and about again more and more.... Here's a nice little day-in-the-life from 2009.

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21st Oct 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

Vile 7"

Kurt Vile is putting the finishing touches to his next full length album, but to tide us over he's putting out another 7" first. Tracks are In My Time (mp3 here), with 2 b-sides: Early Dawnin' and Sad Ghost.

While the MPFree format usually means filler, if Kurt Vile's recent EP is anything to go by that will not be the case here. I even bothered to buy that last free EP.

In the words of Matador themselves:

"...although you're likely to hear one of these tracks on Kurt's next album, this 7", like every other of his releases, is an item that's worthy of it's own recognition."

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21st Oct 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

Hot Sauce Committee 2, Part 1

The Beastie Boys' new album Hot Sauce Committee Part 1 was delayed last year, due to MCA's illness, but to keep us on our toes they'll be releasing Part 2 in the spring ....to tide us over until Part 1 is ready....

Via Beastieboys.com:

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18th Oct 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

Back To The Future Merch

$15k auto-lacing Nike's too steep for you? You might have to settle for a copy of Oh La La.

Via Uncrate.

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18th Oct 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

Promo Promo: Titus Andronicus

OK, technically, it's not a promo - but check out this live clip of bearded-heavyweights Titus Andronicus kicking out an epic rendition of The Battle Of Hampton Roads for FORNOONE.tv

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15th Oct 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

Mara Carlyle: Ikea cat lady

interview w Mara Carlyle - voice of the Ikea cat ad / duetter w Jon Snow

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15th Oct 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

DIY Stormtrooper Halloween (1977)

great homemade Stormtrooper costume from 1977 (via @boingboing)

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15th Oct 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

Skate or die: Guy Mariano

Nice little video series over at VBS.tv following the career of Guy Mariano, who made his name as a kid in Ban This and Video Days, then as a teenager in Mouse - before disappearing until a come back in 2007's Fully Flared from Lakai. Look out for some extra footage from skate-classic Video Dayz with a young Jason Lee doing his thing.

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14th Oct 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

Matthew Herbert: One Club

new club record from Herbert out now - all made from one night in a German club. it's all streaming at Spextickets available for his Nov 20 Jazz Festival gig made up of stories/news/data from an issue of The Guardian

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13th Oct 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

Short: Bistro

"A surreal dark comedy about hunger." The Thick Of It writer Sean Gray has roped in Peter Capaldi and Alex MacQueen for this dining short

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12th Oct 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

Trailer Park: The Way Back

Un-HD trailer up for Peter Weir's latest movie - The Way Back. Not the most inspiring trailer I've ever seen, but only a mug would overlook Weir's outstanding Star Status ...and Oscar buzz is already building ....according to a Colin Farrell fansite.

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11th Oct 2010 - 1 comments - Add Comment - Tweet

Loose, White Denim

They're still working on their new album, but while we wait - here's a free new album from White Denim.

"This record is something we made as a little summer retreat from our ongoing work on the third full length. Many of these tunes have been bouncing around since the formation of the band back in 06. We were super pumped to utilize a few fresh and casual musical approaches on this record."

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11th Oct 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

Conchords Simpsonized!

Flight of the Conchords are back ....with a cameo in the new season of The Simpsons.

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5th Oct 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet