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Observe And Report

I observe that's it's crap and report it for being lame.


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24th Jul 2010

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Bronson

Painfully slow 89 minute prison biopic, which is disappointingly pretentious. Chopper meets Derek Jarman.


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23rd Jul 2010

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BBC Apps

The BBC has finally got the nod from its Trust to release its highly praised iPad/iPhone Apps. The BBC News app has been available in the US for a while, but had not been available in the UK. That's in the App Store now. BBC iPlayer and Sport apps to follow...

Via BBC (who else?) 

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23rd Jul 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

This Is England '86

Interesting sequel concept from Shane Meadows - a TV series follow-up to his excellent movie This Is England, set a few years later with the same actors reprising their roles. No big deal maybe, except that star-of-the-show Thomas Turgoose was only 13 in the original and now he's 17. See Channel 4's site for more info.

Although that's got nothing on Richard Linklater's forthcoming movie, which has been 12 years in the making....

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23rd Jul 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

Jerk With A Bomb

Death To False Metal

Last week's Black Mountain gig sent me into a completist spin of Black-Mountain-Army-MP3-domination and as a result I dug up this previously overlooked, very early Jerk With A Bomb album. Before Pink Mountaintops and before Black Mountain it was just One Easy Skag and the Silo - AKA Stephen McBean and Joshua Wells.

While later JWAB efforts - 2001's The Old Noise and 2003's Pyrokenesis - have their moments (Pyrokenisis in particular with stellar stand-outs Fine Health Is At Home and the sublime To The Graves), both could be considered relatively patchy affairs. Death To False Metal on the other hand aims a little lower but maintains a solid, consistent level of entertainment - as well as a healthy live feel. You could imagine these two turning up at your BBQ and wowing the camp fire crowd with this whole album.

That's not to say it's all at one note - and This Broken Heart, New Wave Is Dead and particularly Half Mast provide some momentous highlights. Sure, it's still a lo-fi affair, but the passion and fury unleashed on some of the tracks is astounding and the record serves as a welcome early warning of Stephen McBean's deep reservoir of song-writing talent, not to mention Joshua Wells' epic drumming.

Listen in full over at CBC Radio 3 (Track 5 onwards is this album, the first 4 are from the 2 later albums).

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23rd Jul 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

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The Boat That Rocked

Loving re-created 60's pirate radio drama. Would have worked better at 45 than 33.


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22nd Jul 2010

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Film A Day In Your Life

Ridley Scott is flexing his advertainment muscles again, this time with the help of Kevin MacDonald for an LG-Sponsored project with YouTube: LIFE IN A DAY.

It's a pretty neat and simple concept - film your day and the 'most compelling and distinctive footage' will be assembled into a film documenting 24 hours on Earth, which is slated to be screened at The Sundance Film Festival. Not bad.

The only problem is what to do during your day in order to make it into this crowd-sourced Koyaanisqatsi. I had a day in front of the TV pencilled in, but that isn't going to impress anybody. I just might have to fake doing something interesting.

Some FAQs here.

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22nd Jul 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

Mercury 2010

another list of stuff:

Dizzee Rascal – Tongue N' Cheek (4/1)
The xx – xx (4/1)
Paul Weller – Wake Up the Nation (6/1)
Corinne Bailey Rae – The Sea (6/1)
Mumford and Sons – Sigh No More (6/1)
Laura Marling – I Speak Because I Can (6/1)
Foals – Total Life Forever (8/1)
Wild Beasts – Two Dancers (8/1)
Biffy Clyro – Only Revolutions (8/1)
Villagers – Becoming a Jackal (10/1)
Kit Downes Trio – Golden (10/1)
I Am Kloot – Sky at Night (10/1)

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21st Jul 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

Taliban Chimp

According to various news sources, the Taliban have been 'training' monkeys to defend Afghanistan against the Infidel invaders.

Via New York Times

"No invader has ever conquered Afghanistan, and now we know why. The monkeys will not allow it."

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20th Jul 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

Serpico

Stylish and classy cop corruption with 1970's Pacino, hampered in the action stakes by being based on fact.


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20th Jul 2010

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The reality distortion field is strong with this one

Bonkers video from Taiwan documenting Steve Jobs' descent to the Dark Side. It's in Chinese, with Chinese subtitles ....but I'm guessing a dubbed version would make even less sense.

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19th Jul 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

The Young Victoria

Sumptuous and stylish biographical romance. A little dull.


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18th Jul 2010

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The Last Picture Show

Classic Texan coming of age tale, complete with moody photography and great performances.

Halliwell says: Penetrating nostalgia with over-emphasis on sex; the detail is the attraction.***


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18th Jul 2010

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In The Electric Mist

Overcomplicated murder mystery with Tommy Lee Jones, made worse by shoddy editing.


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17th Jul 2010

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X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Another lazy and unadventurous addition to the sagging franchise.


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17th Jul 2010

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Trailer Park: The Town

Looking forward to the Don Draper vs Ben Affleck crime drama The Town, directed by Affleck himself.

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16th Jul 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet