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He's Just Not That Into You

Well-paced group rom-com that may touch on a few home truths....


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24th Apr 2010

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Trailer Park: The Expendables

none-more testosterone-fuelled trailer for The Expendables action blow-out - Stallone, Lundgren, Rourke, Li, Statham etc with bonus Willis and Schwarzenegger!

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23rd Apr 2010 - 1 comments - Add Comment - Tweet

Get your own Space Shuttle

With retirement approaching, NASA is looking for homes for it's 3 remaining Space Shuttles. Contenders include that big aircraft carrier that was in I Am Legend, the Johnson Space Center in Houston (a family favourite) and 'Plant 42' where they were built.

Get your proposal into NASA as soon as possible.

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23rd Apr 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

Band of Horses: Evening Kitchen

Band of Horses channeling their inner-Fleet Foxes on this exclusive clip for the BBC Later website. They were on Jools Holland Live last night, and will be on the main show this Friday ....hopefully with ampilfiers and only one singer.

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22nd Apr 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

RIP Malcolm McLaren: Minute Of Mayhem

in celebration of Malcolm McLaren, his family are calling for everyone to play their favourite tunes loud for a "minute of mayhem" at 12pm today 

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22nd Apr 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

Best sequel news ever - with Robert DeNiro

I'd overlooked any previous talk of this, but it seems there's a sequel to the DeNiro/Martin Brest classic Midnight Run in the works....

Via AICN, via MTV.

IMDB has a holding page, while Slashfilm has a bit more info. It turns out there's already been 4 DeNiro-free TV spin-off movies...

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21st Apr 2010 - 1 comments - Add Comment - Tweet

The Losers

(dir. Sylvain White)

Hardass team of US army dudes get caught out on a secret mission to kill some narcos in South America. The first of many (many) explosions in this film leaves everyone thinking they're dead but (just like the A-Team) they're not. Revenge time! Hot chick from Avatar arrives, sans blue body paint. Beats up team leader for a bit, sets hotel room on fire, woah hang on, not only is she totally hot AND tough - she's ALSO on their side. Let's team up to kill the evil mastermind who's totally framed us all. And blow some more stuff up.

In the comic which this is based on, this story plays out in entertaining fashion. Here it's ok... but just all seems so... thin. Shot after shot is in slow motion, with everyone wearing shades and looking TOUGH. Then you get some bits where it's in that beer ad slow/FAST/slow style that makes the whole film feel like a trailer for itself. 

On the upside, you can sort of imagine them all being in a better film with a script that has a little more depth and a little less unwarranted belief in its own amazing sense of coolness; Jeffrey Dean Morgan (The Comedian in Watchmen) is fine, Idris (I AM STRINGER BELL) Elba is credible and Chris (not that one) Evans has a few funny motormouth moments. But it all feels pretty generic and stupid, and the final action scene (SPOILER ALERT it's BLOW STUFF UP slow/FAST/slow BOOM BOOM BOOM mwah ha ha now you will see my real plan/ no wait!/ we've totally got you in our sights/ woah it's a set-up/ no! argh! BANG gotcha repeat to comedy final scene etc etc) isn't really all that exciting at all. 

One to read, not watch.

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21st Apr 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

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Vanishing Point

Easy Rider crashes into a wall of cheese in this roadmovie classic, saved by a luxury HD transfer.


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21st Apr 2010

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Band of even more horses

The never-ending mp3-a-thon continues. Download MP#3 - Factory - from bandofhorses.com now, in exchange for your email address.

It's another disturbingly 'mellow' number.

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20th Apr 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

Drunk iPhoning

It seems like some Apple doofus dropped his iPhone 4.0 prototype in a bar in California recently ...and now tech-snitch website Gizmodo have it.

They have a major piece running on their site about the specs and features of the TBA next-generation of the iPhone. It's something of an aesthetic update on the last couple of models, comes with more storage, both front and back facing cameras - the main one of which is bigger and with a flash.

Tons of better pics and video on the Gizmodo website.

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19th Apr 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

Milk

Slightly rambling gay rights bio, saved by good performances and art direction.


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18th Apr 2010

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Trailer Park: The Ghost Writer

Roman Polanski's run of great movies again looks unlikely to continue, with this clunky looking thriller for The Ghost Writer, starring a host of Brits doing terrible Brit accents (Ewan MacGregor and Kim Cattrall, I'm talking to you).

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16th Apr 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

Time Tube

Nice YouTube mash-up at Time Tube, which pulls together clips related to your search word and places them on a contextual timeline. 'Barack Obama' is a good place to start.

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14th Apr 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

Band of Horses vs The National

The highly-anticipated new albums from favourites The National and Band of Horses seem to be in something of a space race. BoH followed The National's free Bloodbuzz Ohio download with an mp3 of their own - Compliments. Now both bands have loaded up a second preview - Laredo from Band of Horses and Afraid of Everyone from The National.

The National definitely have their man in space first, but let's hope Band of Horses are holding something back for the moon landing. So far it sounds somewhat predictably like a low-key-down-home-jamming-round-the-campfire album... An up-to-$99 campfire album, judging by their new self-selling website.

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14th Apr 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet