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Whiplash

Inspiring, unpredictable music drama. Slow to start, but some nice turns keep it fresh for the drum solo.


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25th May 2015

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Sunset Strip

Standard issue biopic of the famous street. Star studded, with a lot of nip and tuck. Bonus Duff.


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23rd May 2015

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Thunderheart

Solid, old fashioned studio thriller with enough of an angle to keep it fresh.


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21st May 2015

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Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

Witty, post modern detective pic, with standout comeback turns from RDJ and Val Kilmer.


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20th May 2015

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Tracks

Uneven Australian biopic. Beautifully shot, but overblown and self important without really earning it.


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17th May 2015

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The One I Love

Intriguing, thought-provoking indie dramedy. Would have benefitted from a bit more structure.


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17th May 2015

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180 Degrees South

Inspiring, earthy travel film, documenting a trip down to climb Patagonia's Corcovado mountain.


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17th May 2015

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Cold In July

Sparse, atmospheric indie thriller - which quickly breaks the template with a couple of left turns.


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17th May 2015

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At Sundance

Revealing 1995 Pixelvision documentary from Almereyda, featuring a time capsule of 90s indie cinema.


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15th May 2015

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The Motorcycle Diaries

Well realised period pic, with great art direction - but it's slow and un-engaging.


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14th May 2015

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Frances Ha

Meandering indie with a certain charm. Like a triple bill of minor Girls episodes directed by Woody Allen.


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10th May 2015

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Foxcatcher

Portentous wrestling pic. Nicely shot, with a raft of solid performances, but it's boring as hell.


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5th May 2015

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American Sniper

Well acted war pic, let down by a fragmented narrative and heavy handed script.


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23rd Apr 2015

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Blackhat

Out of touch, contrived, misguided, miscast, dull disaster from Michael Mann. Reasonably well shot.


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19th Apr 2015

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Cinderella

Branagh's slick reworking of the original Disney pic is high on style, but low on charm.


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12th Apr 2015

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While We're Young

Close-to-the-bone indie pic that avoids the obvious. Noah Baumbach directs. Ad-Rock co-stars


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9th Apr 2015

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Big Hero 6

Mostly derivative Disney pic with anime influences and a few magical moments.


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29th Mar 2015

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Northern Soul

Stylish, competent debut from Elaine Constantine - with a dull script written by the coming-of-age app.


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28th Mar 2015

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Paddington

Miscast, unambitious adaptation, squeezing the source into a dull Notting Hill/Working Title template.


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24th Mar 2015

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Post Tenebras Lux

Abstract Mexican art house pic. Intense and engaging, if not entirely successful.


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15th Mar 2015

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22 Jump Street

LOL-filled second helping, far short of the action-comedies of the 80s.


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15th Mar 2015

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Metro Manila

Depressing slice of life on the breadline in Manila. Slow to start but stylish and well crafted.


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15th Mar 2015

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Shaun the Sheep the Movie

Typically witty masterclass in stop motion from @aardman. Dialogue free!


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8th Mar 2015

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Supporting Characters

Old school indie, with a mumblecore edge. Solid concept and script, blandly executed.


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7th Mar 2015

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Pocahontas

Thin, underdeveloped Disney pic with uninspiring animation.


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7th Mar 2015

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Brave

Well intentioned, but ultimately convoluted feminist Disney tale.


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7th Mar 2015

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Birdman

Bravura Oscar winner. Stunningly shot, but you can guess the shortcomings of this 'single take' showpiece.


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23rd Feb 2015

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The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Stylish, slightly left field 90s effort from Disney.


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21st Feb 2015

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Last Night

Inventive 90s Canadian indie about the end of the world. Filled with early appearances.


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15th Feb 2015

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Korengal

Worthwhile, but slightly less focussed follow up to the excellent Afghanistan doc 'Restrepo'.


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7th Feb 2015

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Open Windows

Convoluted found footageish thriller. Channeling Rear Window, but too smartass, shapeless and pointless.


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7th Feb 2015

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Before I Go To Sleep

Derivative amnesia thriller ….that still manages to remain vaguely intriguing.


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31st Jan 2015

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Mad Dog and Glory

Dated but decent, with an unusual premise. Plus dream team pairing of 90s DeNiro and Bill Murray.


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20th Jan 2015

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The Score

Disappointing, great-on-paper heist flick, with an underwhelming final turn from Brando.


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19th Jan 2015

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Seeking A Friend For The End Of The World

Mind-numbingly slight dramedy, with a vintage turn from Keira Knightley.


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18th Jan 2015

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The Grand Budapest Hotel

If you like Wes Anderson, you'll love the ultimate Wes Anderson movie.


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17th Jan 2015

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Heat

The ultimate cops and robbers movie has only got better with age. Epic, stylish, tense and thoroughly gripping.


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16th Jan 2015

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Dead Man

Stark, not entirely successful western. A relic from days gone by, when Johnny Depp was in arthouse films.


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8th Jan 2015

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Sabotage

Ultra violence and cocky dialogue from cliched tough guys help sink this glitzy Ten Little Indians rehash.


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3rd Jan 2015

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Maleficent

Angelina Jolie brought only her avatar to this tedious, post-LOTR, cgi rehash of the classic fairy tale.


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2nd Jan 2015

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Gone Girl

While it's less gripping once you know the twists, Fincher's cold thriller evolves into a dark comedy.


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1st Jan 2015

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Maps To The STARS

Twisted, Lynchian melodrama ...from Cronenberg. Dark and original, though possibly not enjoyable.


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1st Jan 2015

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Robin Hood

Decidedly lacklustre effort from the doldrums of the 1970s Disney studio. With mis-guided Honky Tonk.

Halliwell says: Alarmingly poor cartoon feature with all the characters 'played' by animals; songs especially dim and treatment quite lifeless.


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1st Jan 2015

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Starred Up

Brutal, gruelling prison drama - anchored by a raft of solid performances.


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31st Dec 2014

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Beauty and the Beast

Despite the praise and success, this Disney entry disappoints with it's design and storytelling.

Halliwell says: A return to top form by Disney, with excellent animation and a singable score. The picture has been credited with starting a new Hollywood fashion for animated musicals.***


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31st Dec 2014

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Four Rooms

Unwatchable fluff from four seemingly promising 90s directors. Bloated and self indulgent on every level.


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31st Dec 2014

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Sleeping Beauty

Genre-pushing 1950s Disney fairytale, this time in epic widescreen. Tastefully done.

Halliwell says: Rather stodgy, unwisely Cinemascoped feature cartoon of the old legend; very fashionable and detailed, but somehow lifeless.*


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29th Dec 2014

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The Interview

Witless comedy with none of the observation of Knocked Up, or the outrageousness of Team America.


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28th Dec 2014

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Ice Age

Dawn of the Dinosaurs

More action packed ice adventures, this time with added Simon Pegg. A plus for once.


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27th Dec 2014

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Frozen

Disney's latest mega-sensation is heavy on songs, light on jeopardy and is missing an antagonist.


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26th Dec 2014

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