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Tougher Than Leather

While digging up old Beastie Boys clips in the last couple of weeks (#RIPMCA) I came accross an upload of the entire Tougher Than Leather movie - starring Run DMC, but with cameos from the Beasties (doing non-album track 'Desperado') and other 80s Def Jam stars.

The movie itself is like a feature-length A-Team episode.

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19th May 2012 - Add Comment - Tweet

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Trailer Park: Galifianakis vs Ferrell

Trailer up for The Campaign. Saving this for my next in-flight.

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17th May 2012 - Add Comment - Tweet

Very Top Gear

Fast & Furious: just the gear shifting...

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15th May 2012 - Add Comment - Tweet

Million Man City

Interesting article at io9 about wacky 1969 plans for a million man city, stretching from New York to California, 100 metres off the ground.

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12th Apr 2012 - Add Comment - Tweet

Tenacious D - To Be The Best

"Some call them kings, others call the gods" not sure anyone's been hanging out for more Tenacious D, but there's some nice Entourage-level cameos in this short

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28th Mar 2012 - Add Comment - Tweet

AC/DC - Fine Rock, Finer Wines

Like us, you probably love rock. And you probably love wine. Wait! What if - I KNOW! - we could somehow combine them into one awesome package? Too late - AC/DC are one step ahead of you... I'll sure be chugging down some Back In Black Shiraz, Highway To Hell Cabernet Sauvignon and Hell’s Bells Sauvignon Blanc next time I'm headbanging in Napa. Available here in the UK

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20th Mar 2012 - Add Comment - Tweet

Which Premier League Football Club Should You Support?

A helpful flow chart (above) to help you choose the appropriate club for you. I'm a new West Bromich Albion fan.

Via Salut Sunderland

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25th Feb 2012 - Add Comment - Tweet

Wayne's World - Partying On for 20 Years

It's the 20th Anniversary of the Wayne's World movie. Ouch. Here's a then/now comparison of the cast. And while you're there, check out the cast of Dazed & Confused ....though Wooderson is cheating a bit thanks to that recent Black Widow promo.

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16th Feb 2012 - Add Comment - Tweet

Ad Nauseum: Ferris vs Star Wars - Superbowl Special

Another stupid Star Wars/Advertising tie-in .....though this one's for Volkswagen, who nailed that ad with the kid using the force at the last Superbowl. The Bark Side is an ad for an ad that will show at the Superbowl this Sunday. I remain to be convinced.

Next up, the tepid return of Ferris Bueller, in an underwhelming Honda ad. Bah.

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1st Feb 2012 - Add Comment - Tweet

Beardski

Looking for a foot long insulated beard to keep you warm on the slopes this season? No problem. Beardski has you covered.

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31st Jan 2012 - Add Comment - Tweet

J Mascis: Bobblehead edition

Dinosaur Jr guitar legend now available in replica form

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27th Jan 2012 - Add Comment - Tweet

Hello

Via Big E

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17th Jan 2012 - Add Comment - Tweet

Christmas In Hollis: Emoji Version

It's not their fault that the intro is a bit dull .....but this emoji promo picks up once the song gets going.

Go to Settings> General> Keyboard> International Keyboards> Add Keyboard> Emoji to add Apple's extensive Emoji collection to your iPhone.

Via Gizmodo

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19th Dec 2011 - Add Comment - Tweet

Jeff Tweedy: Weatherman

Hilarious clip of Wilco front man/potential stand-up comedian Jeff Tweedy reading the weather after a performance on Chicago WGN's Morning News show. Harrison Ford, eat your heart out.

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16th Dec 2011 - Add Comment - Tweet

BBTF vs Nike Update

Some more info on those Nike Mag trainers from Back To The Future. Robert Zemekis wheeled out Christopher Lloyd for a cameo-packed promo film to launch the fund-raising recreating of the shoe ... and Tiny Tempah was one of the winning bidders, paying $37,500 for the shoes that he will "never wear".

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28th Nov 2011 - Add Comment - Tweet

11.11.11

synchronise digital watches... and turn it up to 11

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11th Nov 2011 - Add Comment - Tweet

Electric Delorean

Personally, I'd still prefer a fusion powered model.

Via Uncrate

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8th Nov 2011 - Add Comment - Tweet

Air Cassette

For you retro heads out there ....a cassette recreation app for your iPhone. No word on whether hi-speed dubbing is supported.

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4th Nov 2011 - Add Comment - Tweet

Super Pixel Bros

today's "a lot of time on my hands" entry - Super Mario Bros rendered in 64 pixels

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15th Sep 2011 - Add Comment - Tweet

Jim'll Fix It: Galactic Picnic

Someone has unearthed a borderline creepy episode of Jim'll Fix It, where a young kid gets to visit Luke Skywalker on the set of Dagobah.

I love Empire as much as the next guy, but looking back at it from this perspective there's a lot of goofy comedy in there. Just sayin'....

Via AICN

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9th Sep 2011 - 1 comments - Add Comment - Tweet

Self-lacing Nikes

Since Back To The Future 2 premiered in 1989, I'm pretty sure every male that saw it has dreamed of one day owning a pair of self-lacing Nikes. Now's your chance, as Nike are producing 1500 pairs of the shoes for a special auction to raise money for Michael J Fox's Foundation for Parkinson's Research. Possibly the single best thing Nike have ever done and a possible reason to break my 20 year hiatus from buying their products.

More info here and here.

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8th Sep 2011 - Add Comment - Tweet

Real Life Angry Birds Moon Cakes

Just in time for the Mid-Autumn Festival in Asia - real life Angry Birds moon cakes. Available here

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8th Sep 2011 - Add Comment - Tweet

Undercover WIFI

Note to self: if you're on a stakeout for the Feds, don't call your van's WIFI network FBI_SURVEILLANCE_VAN. Luckily this douchebag didn't put two and two together.

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22nd Aug 2011 - Add Comment - Tweet

Skate or die: Barbarians at the Gate

Great slice of 90's skate action with Josh Beagle, Ronnie Creager and Heath Kirchart leading the charge in this Spike Jonze-related skate classic which sends the under-age drinkers on an irrsponsible road-trip accross America. It starts with a ridiculous Land Rover jump and heads downhill from there, beautifully soundtracked along the way.

I've been Googling for this skate video classic every 12 months or so, and finally some conscience-free skate fan has had the decency to dump the whole thing onto YouTube as a playlist. My US NTSC VHS copy was getting a little unplayable.

Via Skate.ly - an awesome archive of online skate movies.

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12th Aug 2011 - Add Comment - Tweet

Seat Me Right!

Even been caught short and wondered where the nearest toilet is? Seat Me Right will tell you. Surely these guys need an app.

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8th Aug 2011 - Add Comment - Tweet

Trailer Park: Battleship

Trailer up for Battleship. I've got a lot of time for director Peter Berg and star Alexander Skaarsgard, but this looks about as stupid as you would imagine a movie based on a board game to be. 

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29th Jul 2011 - Add Comment - Tweet

Dude Ranch

Want to live like The Dude? Marty's entire 6 house complex in Venice is up for sale, inlucding The Dude's 1 bedroom bungalow. Rug not included.

The 6 x 1 bedroom house complex runs up an estimated asking price of $2,295,000. Anyone want to chip in?

If we're lucky they might throw in some of these replica Dude sweaters.

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29th Jul 2011 - Add Comment - Tweet

Daniel Craig's My Wookie Bitch Now!

The Harrison Ford revival continues, with this amusing skit from the Jimmy Kimmel show.

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28th Jul 2011 - Add Comment - Tweet

Trailer Park: Knights of Badassdom

Trailer up for your next in-flight movie highlight - Knights of Badassdom. Role Models dipped into the battle-re-enactment-comedy genre a little, this looks all in.

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27th Jul 2011 - Add Comment - Tweet

Everything In The Wrong Place

missed this meme featuring "Thom Yorke in the background of a photo taken in an art gallery"

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19th Jul 2011 - Add Comment - Tweet

Old School

Extremely watchable, vintage \#stupido antics from Frank the Tank and the gang.


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17th Jul 2011

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RIP: Jackass Ryan Dunn

Jackass' Ryan Dunn has died in a non-stunt related car crash in Philadelphia. Always one of my favourites on the show, and a totem for beard appreciators everywhere.

Via BBC

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21st Jun 2011 - Add Comment - Tweet

Truthful Posters

If movie posters told the truth.

If chimpomatic told the truth: "worth posting just to get that 5 word review of The Fighter out there".

Via Shiznit.

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7th Jun 2011 - Add Comment - Tweet

BMX Triple Back Flip

New Zealander Jed Mildon has just set a world record by performing the first triple back-flip on a BMX. YouTubers respond with 5M+ views.

Via BBC

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2nd Jun 2011 - Add Comment - Tweet

Gëek Øut: What If Ikea Made Lightsabers?

via College Humor ... glad to see they've all got allen keys

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10th May 2011 - Add Comment - Tweet