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@SageFrancis Way to go Sage, you must be so proud. Tweet of the night? Sheeeeeeet http://t.co/TpB3cw1o
7th Oct 2011
Read on TwitterWhen did they drop the ball? RT @soundtheoryfilm: Just watched Parks & Recreation: stepping up after Community dropped the ball.
7th Oct 2011
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Silver Shadows still out of my price range though http://t.co/wj1p6vwq
7th Oct 2011
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Mildly surprised to see British Knights, Vision and Hi-Tec still making shoes and in Lillywhites. http://t.co/ZtFFRpYU http://t.co/6b1XzAlg
7th Oct 2011
Read on Twitter\#Spotted: Badly Drawn Boy (in hat), as the only other patron in a bar occupied by a zombified CSF, Marmot and JM. My head still hurts.
7th Oct 2011
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DJ Shadow
The Less You Know The Better
Got a definite late 90's vibe but these beats are booming. Welcome back.
7th Oct 2011
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My Pantera 'Vulgar Display Of Power' tribute. Coming to a t-shirt near you. http://t.co/WLZU85gS
7th Oct 2011
Read on TwitterIs it wrong to be listening to Use Your Illusion II at this time in the morning?
7th Oct 2011
Read on TwitterRT @SageFrancis: During add break I switched to X-Factor. Little girl had me tearing up bad. Switched back to the Bruins game to feel manly
7th Oct 2011
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The Ides Of March
Tightly wound, narrow-focus political thriller w Ryan Gilbey working the room for Gov Clooney.
6th Oct 2011
Read more 3 star reviewsRIP: Steve Jobs
Not many people can claim to have been behind a genuine game changer in their career, while Apple boss Steve Jobs can be comfortably given responsibility for more than a handful. Most people didn't really understand what the iPod was when it debuted (see this of-the-time reaction to that announcement), and it's impossible to go into any phone shop without instantly seeing the impact of the iPhone on the design of 99% of the competition. No one even knew they needed an iPad when that first arrived. Check out this great set of Time photos by Diana Walker.
He even managed to leave one more thing: the authorised Steve Jobs biography was due to land in November, but a 40,000% increase in demand has seen it shoot to the top of the best seller list and get a bumped up release date of October 24th. Jobs gave his last interview for the book 4 weeks ago, at which point he knew his time would soon be up. It will no doubt make for an inspriing read, from a true innovator.
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#CSF
#CurrentAffairs
#IPhone
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@AdamRichman I think you need to bring @ManvFoodNation to Edinburgh to taste this curry that put 2 people in hospital: http://t.co/2VaDTZas
6th Oct 2011
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One last thing... http://t.co/5G963k1e \#RIPSteveJobs http://t.co/liNCMQjO
6th Oct 2011
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Homeland
Clare Danes makes surprise Jack Bauer material in plotty CIA war on terror thriller with potential.
5th Oct 2011
Read more 3.5 star reviewsSchool of Rock still stands as Jack Black's career highlight. Genius.
5th Oct 2011
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Ad Nauseum: State of Chaos
Check out this fun interactive Google map simulation from State Farm insurance. Though I imagine an interstellar robot attack comes under 'force majure' and you won't be covered...
4th Oct 2011 - Add Comment - Tweet
Good all-chimp round on \#universitychallenge tonight: Ham, Jane Goodall & Cheetah
3rd Oct 2011
Read on TwitterI Am Your Father!!!
Brilliant video capturing a son's reaction to the brutal truth.
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\#HTMIIA season 2! RT @IamLuisGuzman: RASTA MONSTA IN THE HOUSE! !!
3rd Oct 2011
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The Fall
Luscious, lavish art house epic. Painfully slow, with the emotional depth of a 90's Levi's ad.
3rd Oct 2011
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The Kids Are All Right
Engaging family dynamics drama that goes off the boil in act three.
2nd Oct 2011
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The Town
Entertaining heist movie with zero originality. Literally every beat is pinched from another classic.
1st Oct 2011
Read more 2.5 star reviewsToday at Chimp Towers we have self-relaxation hypnosis playing in one room, Appetite For Destruction in another. \#soundclash
1st Oct 2011
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Not seen a Renault 4 in a while :-) RT @WellerTime: Photo: Pimpin modded Renault 4 side-view http://t.co/pV43KQMp
1st Oct 2011
Read on Twitter\#OneLetterWrongSongS "I'm gonna rock 'n' roll all night, and part of every day". Actually, that's two letters.
28th Sep 2011
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#Spotted: Jackie Brown as the dinner date of a young(ish) Steven Seagal in Nico/Above The Law. http://t.co/aUqEyIcW
28th Sep 2011
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The Tree of Life
Unique, ambitious, hypnotic masterpiece that makes it's own rules. Arthouse cinema on an epic scale.
27th Sep 2011
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#Spotted: Richard Swift @swiftswift, as a touring member of @TheShins, on this weeks Jimmy Fallow: http://t.co/y04TKlSf http://t.co/ZyR9VGDC
27th Sep 2011
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Girls
Father, Son, Holy Ghost
This band just keeps getting better. More muscle, more romance, more great songs.
27th Sep 2011
Read more 3.5 star reviewsTrailer Park: Being Elmo
Documentary about Kevin Clash, the man behind (inside) Sesame Street's Elmo [SHOULDN'T THIS COME WITH A SPOILER ALERT? ED]
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Wilco
The Whole Love
Touching on the musical bravery not seen since A Ghost Is Born this is a return to form. Ish.
26th Sep 2011
Read more 3 star reviewsRT @TheFieldOffice: Quote of the day: "Buying a sword is expensive - but hiring a Samurai is quite cheap."
26th Sep 2011
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Skying
The Horrors
Fleshing out their sound with every release, this is the most solid so far. Esp Endless Blue.
26th Sep 2011
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#Spotted: A Chimpomatic tattoo on the arm of 'Hesher': http://t.co/johFjIyQ
26th Sep 2011
Read on TwitterAssume you've seen this? http://t.co/zRUfW8AE RT @WellerTime: Jensen Interceptor SP. That's how to roll on a Sunday. http://t.co/4lLdLR87
25th Sep 2011
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Hesher
Uneven, vaguely allegorical, suburban heavy-metal drama with Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Natalie Portman.
25th Sep 2011
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Radiohead TKOL RMX
More Radiohead activity - King Of Limbs remix album TKOL RMX is out on Monday, and they played Lotus Flower and Staircase on SNL this weekend, introduced by Alec Baldwin. Here's the vowel-defying tracklist:
1. Little By Little (Caribou RMX)
2. Lotus Flower (Jacques Greene RMX)
3. Morning Mr Magpie (Nathan Fake RMX)
4. Bloom (Harmonic 313 RMX)
5. Bloom (Mark Pritchard RMX)
6. Feral (Lone RMX)
7. Morning Mr Magpie (Pearson Sound Scavenger RMX)
8. Separator (Four Tet RMX)
9. Give Up The Ghost (Thriller Houseghost RMX)
10. Codex (Illum Sphere RMX)
11. Little By Little (Shed RMX)
12. Give Up The Ghost (Brokenchord RMX)
13. TKOL (Altrice RMX)
14. Bloom (Blawan RMX)
15. Good Evening Mrs Magpie (Modeselektor RMX)
16. Bloom (Object RMX)
17. Bloom (Jamie xx Rework)
18. Separator (Anstam RMX)
19. Lotus Flower (SBTRKT RMX)
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I Don't Know How She Does It
Don't know why she does it: autofill gender studies romcom antics from SJP, lite on rom/com.
24th Sep 2011
Read more 1 star reviewsPS Drive contains plenty of that car wrench-through-the-head violence that's been missing since 'Total Recall'. Proceed with caution.
23rd Sep 2011
Read on TwitterStar Status: Peter Weir
How does Peter Weir rate in the Chimpomatic Star Status Movie Maths Generator?
It's 10 points for a Hit, 5 for a Maybe and 1 for a Miss... No TV movies or shorts, just cinema releases to date.
After re-watching Dead Poet's Society recently, for the first time since its release, I was struggling to think of a non-spectacular film by Australian director Peter Weir.
A quick disclaimer: I haven't personally seen early efforts Three To Go or The Last Wave but IMDB rates them 8.2 and 7.1 - so I've erred on the side of caution (due to their enthusiastic rating) and rated them Hit / Maybe here.
The Way Back (2010) MAYBE
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003) HIT
The Truman Show (1998) HIT
Fearless (1993) HIT
Green Card (1990) HIT
Dead Poets Society (1989) HIT
The Mosquito Coast (1986) HIT
Witness (1985) HIT
The Year of Living Dangerously (1982) HIT
Gallipoli (1981) HIT
The Last Wave (1977) MAYBE
Picnic at Hanging Rock (1975) HIT
The Cars That Ate Paris (1974) MAYBE
Three to Go (1971) (segment "Michael") HIT
HIT 11
MISS 0
MAYBE 3
Another disclaimer: No generosity applied to these ratings, with the possible exception of The Year of Living Dangerously, which is perhaps merely 'good'.
So that's 125 points out of a possible 140.
Peter Weir: you have scored an unbelievable 89.3%
If you dare make a purchase (and, er I think you should), you can do so here, allowing Chimpomatic to profit from his success. Check back soon for more Star Status movie maths. Same Chimp Channel, same Chimp Time...
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