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\#Spotted: Pauly (or it Petey? I get confused myself sometimes) from Goodfellas, in 'The Goldbergs'. http://t.co/gDazOd16iS

17th Jun 2015

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Attention @HugoSlime: "Whiskey Notes | Uncrate" http://t.co/gw77YnpJsq

15th Jun 2015

The Counsellor

Indecipherable monologues from Hollywood's A list, shot by a director with a dismal success ratio.

13th Jun 2015

Lucy

Nonsensical, badly cast Euro-Actioner, from a director long past his brief prime.

12th Jun 2015

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\#Spotted: Ned Ryerson playing Principal in 'The Goldberg's'. http://t.co/UJWdsySqfI

11th Jun 2015

Twitter

You two want to think about opening up new angles into your catalogue. Campfire Zeppelin: http://t.co/mWJzf9MQ1L @JimmyPage @RobertPlant

11th Jun 2015

The Art Of Flight

Great cinematography and snowboarding meet the contrived jeopardy typical of 'The Apprentice'.

9th Jun 2015

Begin Again

Cookie cutter big budget 'indie', with a bland take on the power of music. Ruffalo should know better.

8th Jun 2015

The Departed

Scorsese's remake makes up for its lack of subtlety through pure bombast. Di Caprio's career highlight.

6th Jun 2015

Bad Neighbours

Auto-pilot anti-frat comedy, lacking the necessary heavyweight ensemble cast.

6th Jun 2015

All This Mayhem

Paranoid, one-sided documentary showing an ugly slice of the 90s skate scene.

5th Jun 2015

Another Girl Another Planet

Thoroughly pretentious, thoroughly enjoyable 90s PXL-Vision hipster indiefest.

4th Jun 2015

Aloha

Emma Stone playing a half-Chinese/Hawaiian local is the least of this confusing Cameron Crowe washout's problems.

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3rd Jun 2015

Twitter

RT @HugoSlime: Tales from the Launderette http://t.co/Jlm5G4Rbqx via @kathgreenphoto

3rd Jun 2015

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RT @kathgreenphoto: Spend a rainy Sunday in a warm launderette listening to @HugoSlime's tracks http://t.co/N7VrgKbrs4 \#e17arttrail http://â€¦

3rd Jun 2015

The Equalizer

Classic Denzel.

3rd Jun 2015

The Woman In Black

Classic gothic ghost story. Thin, but well crafted with plenty of shocks.

31st May 2015

Alan Partridge Alpha Papa

Mildly amusing feature adventure for Coogan's defining character. Plenty of one liners.

30th May 2015

Fifty Shades of Grey

Like a badly written, cast, acted and directed double episode of Dynasty. Utter shite.

29th May 2015

Beyond the Edge

Engaging, if workhorse, docu-drama about the first ascent of Everest. Spoiler alert - they make it.

29th May 2015

Whiplash

Inspiring, unpredictable music drama. Slow to start, but some nice turns keep it fresh for the drum solo.

25th May 2015

Sunset Strip

Standard issue biopic of the famous street. Star studded, with a lot of nip and tuck. Bonus Duff.

23rd May 2015

Thunderheart

Solid, old fashioned studio thriller with enough of an angle to keep it fresh.

21st May 2015

Twitter

\#Spotted: David Crosby, as a racist bartender in 'Thunderheart'. http://t.co/K5xTVSnmAD

21st May 2015

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

Witty, post modern detective pic, with standout comeback turns from RDJ and Val Kilmer.

20th May 2015

Tracks

Uneven Australian biopic. Beautifully shot, but overblown and self important without really earning it.

17th May 2015

The One I Love

Intriguing, thought-provoking indie dramedy. Would have benefitted from a bit more structure.

17th May 2015

180 Degrees South

Inspiring, earthy travel film, documenting a trip down to climb Patagonia's Corcovado mountain.

17th May 2015

Cold In July

Sparse, atmospheric indie thriller - which quickly breaks the template with a couple of left turns.

17th May 2015

At Sundance

Revealing 1995 Pixelvision documentary from Almereyda, featuring a time capsule of 90s indie cinema.

15th May 2015

The Motorcycle Diaries

Well realised period pic, with great art direction - but it's slow and un-engaging.

14th May 2015

Twitter

I've pulled the plug on 'Carry on Mad Menning'. http://t.co/VxQVjNHWY8

14th May 2015

Frances Ha

Meandering indie with a certain charm. Like a triple bill of minor Girls episodes directed by Woody Allen.

10th May 2015

Foxcatcher

Portentous wrestling pic. Nicely shot, with a raft of solid performances, but it's boring as hell.

5th May 2015

American Sniper

Well acted war pic, let down by a fragmented narrative and heavy handed script.

23rd Apr 2015

Blackhat

Out of touch, contrived, misguided, miscast, dull disaster from Michael Mann. Reasonably well shot.

19th Apr 2015

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Gandhi sandwich: http://t.co/26lxalolnC

16th Apr 2015

Cinderella

Branagh's slick reworking of the original Disney pic is high on style, but low on charm.

12th Apr 2015

While We're Young

Close-to-the-bone indie pic that avoids the obvious. Noah Baumbach directs. Ad-Rock co-stars

9th Apr 2015

Twitter

\#Spotted: Erv Burrell getting up close and personal with Hannibal in 'Silence of the Lambs'. http://t.co/Z62RrozDzQ

2nd Apr 2015

Big Hero 6

Mostly derivative Disney pic with anime influences and a few magical moments.

29th Mar 2015

Northern Soul

Stylish, competent debut from Elaine Constantine - with a dull script written by the coming-of-age app.

28th Mar 2015

Twitter

RIP Chimp Towers RT @fowora: \#Brockley \#TelegraphHill peeps: FYI really good yard sale at 90 Drakefell road

28th Mar 2015

Twitter

\#Spotted: Lane Pryce, lording it up as a posh Brit officer in 'Last of the Mohicans'. http://t.co/vSPIdYa4hD

25th Mar 2015

Paddington

Miscast, unambitious adaptation, squeezing the source into a dull Notting Hill/Working Title template.

24th Mar 2015

Twitter

\#Spotted: The Crystal Fairy, giving John Candy some back chat in 'Uncle Buck'. http://t.co/a94wARJThr

16th Mar 2015

Post Tenebras Lux

Abstract Mexican art house pic. Intense and engaging, if not entirely successful.

15th Mar 2015

22 Jump Street

LOL-filled second helping, far short of the action-comedies of the 80s.

15th Mar 2015