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Surveillance

Metro Manila

Depressing slice of life on the breadline in Manila. Slow to start but stylish and well crafted.


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15th Mar 2015

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Shaun the Sheep the Movie

Typically witty masterclass in stop motion from @aardman. Dialogue free!


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8th Mar 2015

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Supporting Characters

Old school indie, with a mumblecore edge. Solid concept and script, blandly executed.


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7th Mar 2015

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Pocahontas

Thin, underdeveloped Disney pic with uninspiring animation.


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7th Mar 2015

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Brave

Well intentioned, but ultimately convoluted feminist Disney tale.


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7th Mar 2015

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A Big Barrel

If you like surfing, you'll love this.

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Birdman

Bravura Oscar winner. Stunningly shot, but you can guess the shortcomings of this 'single take' showpiece.


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23rd Feb 2015

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The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Stylish, slightly left field 90s effort from Disney.


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21st Feb 2015

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Trailer Park: Mad Men Season 7

70s Pete is even sleazier-looking than 60s Pete...

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20th Feb 2015 - Add Comment - Tweet

Last Night

Inventive 90s Canadian indie about the end of the world. Filled with early appearances.


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15th Feb 2015

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Korengal

Worthwhile, but slightly less focussed follow up to the excellent Afghanistan doc 'Restrepo'.


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7th Feb 2015

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Open Windows

Convoluted found footageish thriller. Channeling Rear Window, but too smartass, shapeless and pointless.


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7th Feb 2015

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Before I Go To Sleep

Derivative amnesia thriller ….that still manages to remain vaguely intriguing.


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31st Jan 2015

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Mad Dog and Glory

Dated but decent, with an unusual premise. Plus dream team pairing of 90s DeNiro and Bill Murray.


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20th Jan 2015

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The Score

Disappointing, great-on-paper heist flick, with an underwhelming final turn from Brando.


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19th Jan 2015

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Seeking A Friend For The End Of The World

Mind-numbingly slight dramedy, with a vintage turn from Keira Knightley.


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18th Jan 2015

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The Grand Budapest Hotel

If you like Wes Anderson, you'll love the ultimate Wes Anderson movie.


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17th Jan 2015

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Heat

The ultimate cops and robbers movie has only got better with age. Epic, stylish, tense and thoroughly gripping.


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16th Jan 2015

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Dead Man

Stark, not entirely successful western. A relic from days gone by, when Johnny Depp was in arthouse films.


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8th Jan 2015

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Sabotage

Ultra violence and cocky dialogue from cliched tough guys help sink this glitzy Ten Little Indians rehash.


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3rd Jan 2015

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Maleficent

Angelina Jolie brought only her avatar to this tedious, post-LOTR, cgi rehash of the classic fairy tale.


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2nd Jan 2015

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Gone Girl

While it's less gripping once you know the twists, Fincher's cold thriller evolves into a dark comedy.


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1st Jan 2015

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Maps To The STARS

Twisted, Lynchian melodrama ...from Cronenberg. Dark and original, though possibly not enjoyable.


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1st Jan 2015

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Robin Hood

Decidedly lacklustre effort from the doldrums of the 1970s Disney studio. With mis-guided Honky Tonk.

Halliwell says: Alarmingly poor cartoon feature with all the characters 'played' by animals; songs especially dim and treatment quite lifeless.


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1st Jan 2015

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Starred Up

Brutal, gruelling prison drama - anchored by a raft of solid performances.


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31st Dec 2014

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Beauty and the Beast

Despite the praise and success, this Disney entry disappoints with it's design and storytelling.

Halliwell says: A return to top form by Disney, with excellent animation and a singable score. The picture has been credited with starting a new Hollywood fashion for animated musicals.***


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31st Dec 2014

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