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RT @RichardVine: Hoping Dana's hit'n'run date isn't going to be \#Homeland's mountain lion
5th Nov 2012
Read on TwitterTwo separate blokes ahead of me in the petrol station bought a \#Yorkie. I bought a \#Crunchie. \#ManUp.
5th Nov 2012
Read on TwitterTrailer Park: Jimmy's End
First look at Alan Moore's neo-noir film, plus a pro-Occupy single The Decline Of English Murder.
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Haywire
Soderbergh tries action with a bare bones freelance spy thriller. Big name cast bit lost in global plot twists.
5th Nov 2012
Read more 3 star reviewsRT @HugoSlime: "Has Walthamstow gone to the dogs?" - @TimeOutLondon http://t.co/srFrtUEz pictures by Mrs Slime
4th Nov 2012
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Crazy, Stupid, Love
Above average rom-com, with all the usual ingredients assembled in a fresh, touching way.
3rd Nov 2012
Read more 3 star reviewsExplosive ghetto blaster, death by Walkman, electric carving knife assassin and a cello-sled snow escape. The Living Daylights rules
3rd Nov 2012
Read on TwitterGeorge Lucas does rule after all: http://t.co/aWnsZlNd Touché, Darth Lucas.
3rd Nov 2012
Read on TwitterI won £2.70 last night ….out of the £95M that EuroMillions had on offer.
3rd Nov 2012
Read on TwitterRT @TwopTwips: MEN OVER 35. Save money on expensive alarm clocks by simply drinking a glass of water before you go to bed. (via @pfon73\)
2nd Nov 2012
Read on TwitterTrailer Park: Star Wars Episode VII
(as imagineered by Next Media)
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First http://t.co/3I3govWn now http://t.co/6RGxFFuc Feels like a new Planet Of The Apes opening montage
1st Nov 2012
Read on Twitter3D in 2D: Supercut
Daft compilation of all those bits in 3D films where they chuck stuff at the camera.
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Promo Promo: The Invisible - Generational
New Invisible vid directed by Th13teen. Bonus Post War Years remix here
"Taken from The Invisible's new single Generational which includes a 15 minute Theo Parrish Remix & Anna Calvi cover of The Wall. Released 22 October 2012 on Ninja Tune."

1st Nov 2012 - Add Comment - Tweet
Trailer Park: Decay
What happens when you let physics students shoot a zombie film in the maintenance tunnels at CERN? Wired has more.
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Disney buys Lucasfilm for $4BN. Star Wars VII coming in 2015
I thought this was an April fool at first.
30th Oct 2012 - Add Comment - Tweet

Paranoid Park
Gus Van Sant's skateboard / whodunnit mash up meanders aimlessly, pretending 'Kids' never happened.
30th Oct 2012
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Wally Pfister On Camera Placement
Interesting piece looking at cinematographer Wally (Dark Knight, Inception) Pfister's arguments about camera placement and the idea of "cheating space" in rival blockbusters like Avengers.
"What's really important is storytelling. None of it matters if it doesn't support the story. I thought "The Avengers" was an appalling film. They'd shoot from some odd angle and I'd think, why is the camera there? Oh, I see, because they spent half a million on the set and they have to show it off. It took me completely out of the movie. I was driven bonkers by that illogical form of storytelling."
30th Oct 2012 - Add Comment - Tweet
RT @TwopTwips: CONVINCE people that you're a surfer from California by wearing a Hollister t-shirt. via @JackRooColeman
30th Oct 2012
Read on TwitterRT @TwopTwips: PRETEND a nuclear bomb has dropped on Facebook by simply logging in to Google+ via @rodwayb
30th Oct 2012
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Texas Killing Fields
Shambolic, badly directed thriller from Michael Mann's daughter - set in a rainy (?!) Texas.
29th Oct 2012
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Like Crazy
Successful low budget indie, building a touching portrait of firstlove and a long-distance relationship.
29th Oct 2012
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\#Spotted: A balding Ari Gold, auditioning for the role of George in the 'Seinfeld' pilot. http://t.co/CS3e8MSI
29th Oct 2012
Read on TwitterRIP Terry Callier
The soul, folk, jazz legend died in Chicago yesterday. Here's two great tracks that showcase his talent for setting a mood and taking it as far as it can go: I'm A Drifter from 1968's The New Folk Sound Of Terry Callier and Lazarus Man from Timepiece, his 1998 comeback.
29th Oct 2012 - Add Comment - Tweet

\#Spotted: Goldie, as a Russian henchman in 'The World Is Not Enough'. http://t.co/VrOlVpcl
27th Oct 2012
Read on TwitterAmazingly, the end of the road where I live AND the building next to the Chimpomatic office were featured in the new Bond film. \#Skyfall.
26th Oct 2012
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Skyfall
Solid, stylish, well-rounded Bond - that tips its hat while also serving as something of a reboot.
26th Oct 2012
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Trailer Park: Good Day To Die Hard
This time, he's brought his son along, so yes, it is personal. Thanks for asking.
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The Fourth Dimension
Full-length new compendium movie up on YouTube- first up, Harmony Korine directs Val Kilmer. On a BMX... Looks like a Vice/Grolsch team up.
via Indiewire:
Synopsis: The Fourth Dimension: where fawns are the miscreants of nature, time travel only applies to ants, and velvet is evil. Channeling the spirit of Tristan Tzara in his manifesto to deliver magic and other things, Eddy Moretti—aka the General of this cinematic synecdoche, and in other dimensions known as one of the masterminds behind Vice magazine—deploys a troika of strange and talented-as-hell directors to carry out his orders to form a more perfect union of space and time. The journey begins with Harmony Korine's new age brainchild "The Lotus Community Workshop," starring Val Kilmer as "Val Kilmer." Alexey Fedorchenko comes next with "Chronoeye," the story of a Russian time traveler whose expectations for seeing the past stifle his ability to live in the present. Fittingly, we end with the quasi-apocalyptic and ominously allegorical "Fawns," directed by Polish newcomer Jan Kwiecinski. All three directors transcend convention by challenging themselves and audiences to find something new in cinema. Together, the triptych of pieces crash but don't clash in a fashion that would make both Einstein and Eisenstein beam. [Synopsis courtesy of Tribeca Film Festival.]
26th Oct 2012 - Add Comment - Tweet
@Altamont Are you going to have more of the Mike Watt flannel shirts in stock? Your site is saying sold out already in the UK...
26th Oct 2012
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The 40 Yr Old Virgin
Prototype @JuddApatow movie without the LOLs of Knocked Up or the confidence of Funny People.
25th Oct 2012
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