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#Spotted: Biff Tannen, wearing a suit in 'The Informant!'. http://t.co/hIhs78yz
4th Mar 2012
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Sucker for punishment RT @NikNakPlonk: Punishing myself for my earlier meat sweats with \#10oclocklive truly bloody awful….
15th Feb 2012
Read on Twitter"We have both kinds, Country AND Western" RT @dan_aykroyd My favourite line from Blues Brothers: “No ma’am, we’re musiciansâ€
2nd Feb 2012
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#Spotted: Danny Glover, embracing modern technology in 'Lethal Weapon'. \#ImTooOldForThisShit http://t.co/QHRqBKOv
22nd Jan 2012
Read on TwitterWTF? Where did this tweet disappear too - someone using The Force? RT @chimpomatic: Wearing my Yodafone socks today. http://t.co/yXfbXcHL
21st Jan 2012
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RT @blackscore_: \#TodayIAmWearing @OFFofficial t-shirt with grey jeans and hoody. Plus a Waingro wash day haircut. http://t.co/s21GuJ4b
5th Jan 2012
Read on TwitterLethal Weapon 4 is such an embarrassment. Starting with the casual racism and ending with the tired schtick....
24th Dec 2011
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Jeff Tweedy: Weatherman
Hilarious clip of Wilco front man/potential stand-up comedian Jeff Tweedy reading the weather after a performance on Chicago WGN's Morning News show. Harrison Ford, eat your heart out.
16th Dec 2011 - Add Comment - Tweet
BBTF vs Nike Update
Some more info on those Nike Mag trainers from Back To The Future. Robert Zemekis wheeled out Christopher Lloyd for a cameo-packed promo film to launch the fund-raising recreating of the shoe ... and Tiny Tempah was one of the winning bidders, paying $37,500 for the shoes that he will "never wear".
28th Nov 2011 - Add Comment - Tweet

The War On Drugs
Slave Ambient
Impressive expansion from Future Weather EP. Nicely rocking the Kurt Vile vibe.
2nd Sep 2011
Read more 4 star reviews"That's a real badge, I'm a real cop and this is a real flipping gun!" 80s family edit of Lethal Weapon just started on ITV4. Still violent.
7th Aug 2011
Read on TwitterDude Ranch
Want to live like The Dude? Marty's entire 6 house complex in Venice is up for sale, inlucding The Dude's 1 bedroom bungalow. Rug not included.
The 6 x 1 bedroom house complex runs up an estimated asking price of $2,295,000. Anyone want to chip in?
If we're lucky they might throw in some of these replica Dude sweaters.

29th Jul 2011 - Add Comment - Tweet
Out of the ashes of the band Pela came @WeAreAugustines and they have a new song available. Download it free here http://bit.ly/gADZLa
8th Jul 2011
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The War on Drugs
Future Weather
Following Kurt Vile's departure WOD seem to have shaken the Waterboys stigma.
14th Jun 2011
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#Spotted: Rasta Monsta CEO Luis Guzman wearing ruffles in 'The Count of Monte Cristo'.
12th Jun 2011
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Another great Señor Chang moment: "I'm gonna wear your little brother's skin like pajamas!" \#community
31st May 2011
Read on TwitterLeft Hand Weave
Another free track up from White Denim's forthcoming new album, due June 6th in the UK / May 24th everywhere else apparently. Check out Anvil Everything.
And while you're in the mood, grab a copy of their mix-tape.

21st Apr 2011 - Add Comment - Tweet
Trailer Park: Lethal Weapon
This one's an oldie ....where I come from. As it's allegedly about to remade, let's enjoy the original Lethal Weapon trailer.
I remember being on holiday in France and seeing posters for this (L'arme Fatale) and that Sidney Poitier movie where they're chasing The Kurgen through the mountains. Looks like only one of them bagged a spot in my memory.
15th Apr 2011 - Add Comment - Tweet

Lethal Weapon 2
Effective, old school, big-budget action sequel marking the beginning of the slide to action/comedy.
Halliwell says: Extremely violent policier which caters to the Rambo crowd but has enough pizazz to recommend it to most classes.
#JustWatched
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#CSF
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6th Mar 2011
Read more 4 star reviews#Spotted: One of Die Hard's Johnson & Johnson as a cop in 'Lethal Weapon 2'. It's a rogues gallery.
5th Mar 2011
Read on Twitter#Spotted: Hank from \#BreakingBad as a cop in 'Lethal Weapon 2' ....which tries to cram ALL the highlights from LW1 into the first 10 mins.
5th Mar 2011
Read on TwitterNew My Morning Jacket: Circuital
"I want it to sound like we're Cuban or Cambodian kids, and we're wearing berets and we're walking through an alley and we stumble upon this band, and it explodes into this crazy sing-along."
My Morning Jacket have a new album - Circuital - out this spring. Make of that what you will. The good news:
"We want people to have almost the exact opposite experience they had last time. I definitely had some goals of wanting to make this one warmer and somehow more contained and more concise of a statement."
Via Rolling Stone

4th Mar 2011 - Add Comment - Tweet
Oops, I meant \#aw2011 RT @chimpomatic Three girls in a row just got off the East London Line wearing hats. \#lfw \#ss2011
23rd Feb 2011
Read on TwitterThree girls in a row just got off the East London Line wearing hats. \#lfw \#ss2011
22nd Feb 2011
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The Prestige
The weak string in Chris Nolan's bow, as magic isn't fun when you know how it's done. Dodgy accents too.
20th Feb 2011
Read more 3 star reviewsSuburban Girl
Weak, empty romantic drama with Sarah Michelle Gellar and Alec Baldwin. No redeeming features.
30th Jan 2011
Read more 1 star reviewsNed Kelly
Ineffective Aussie outlaw epic. Nicely shot, but hampered by a poor script and weak direction.
27th Jan 2011
Read more 3 star reviewsThe Perfect Storm
About as exciting as an action/adventure about the weather can be.
11th Jan 2011
Read more 2.5 star reviewsWho'd have imagined that Lethal Weapon would take such a regular spot in the Christmas schedule? No doubt next up on ITV4, Die Hard 1.
21st Dec 2010
Read on TwitterToday I'm wearing head-to-toe thermals, courtesy of Dave's New York. 5 inches of snow in London.
1st Dec 2010
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Muji Apps
With smart phones and iPads starting to replace old-school hardware like the notebook, Muji must have started to question the future of their cute little business. Luckily, they decided to digitalise their offerings and now have a range of iPad Apps out.
Muji Notebook
Muji Calendar
Muji To Go
Muji Apparel App
Muji Notebook could be fun, but at $4 I don't really need to find out. Calendar doesn't suggest it will work any better than Apple's own calendar, but Muji To Go sounds like fun ... and it might just help me to wear the right clothes for the weather. A problem I have never quite conquered.
15th Nov 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

Fire up the Chimp-O-Matic?!
not quite sure what to make of this until we've talked to our Chimp-o-lawyers (especially as we're lovers, not fighters), but there's a Chimp-O-Matic weapon in PS3 game Ratchet & Clank Future: A Crack in Time
"The Chimp-o-Matic was a weapon that turned enemies into chimpanzees and, according to its demonstration video, was originally designed as a party gag by bored GrummelNet engineers. Robotic enemies were turned into toy monkeys with cymbals, while organic enemies turned into normal chimps."
30th Oct 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet
Attn Steak lovers, chimpomatic's favourite sweatlodge/steakhouse has a new branch in Seven Dials, opening 1st Nov @hawksmoorlondon
13th Oct 2010
Read on TwitterPromo Promo: Misunderstanding
Another slice of literal translation into video form, with Phil Collins having some kind of Misunderstanding in 1980's LA. It's now a nostalgia piece, featuring a bearded, Hawaiian-shirt-wearing Phil singing in the rain down a telephone, plus many sites of LA - including the demolished drive-in where DeNiro and his gang had a shootout in Heat.
28th Sep 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

Black Mountain
Wilderness Heart
With album number three, Vancouver's Black Mountain may be threatening to hit the mainstream ...and with an output history this solid and thrilling, they deserve nothing less.
While 2008's In The Future was a decade highlight for me, Wilderness Heart proves to be something of a departure from it's predecessor - eschewing that early 70's monolithic rock sound for something a little more modern. Circa 1978. Synths and keyboards litter the sound with hidden flourishes, while Amber Webber gets more time in the lime light on these concise, deceptively simple tracks.
Opener The Hair Song exudes a swaggering confidence, while Old Fangs is built around a riff worthy of AC/DC themselves. Empires are smashed, tempos are shifted and War of the Worlds-style synths rule in one of many mini epics on the album - where no tracks head far north of 5 minutes.
Rollercoaster dips before Webber's vocals soar. Let Spirits Ride takes the band on a freight train of their most thundering thrash to date, complete with electrifying guitar and keyboard solos. A calmness decends with the orchestral overtones of Buried by the Blues - but throughout the album Josh Wells' drumming is again a magnificent highlight, running in and out of the layered and intricate guitars and keyboards and providing a muscular and spine tingling backbone.
Title track Wilderness Heart is the highlight, cramming a ten minute epic into just under four minutes as all the elements magically come together perfectly: thunderous intro, duelling vocals, pneumatic waves of drumming and a soaring coda all weaving in and out of each other into a towering, all-conquering masterpiece. Thrilling.
13th Sep 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet
Read more 4 star reviewsCome Around Sundown
Those Kings of Leon are nothing if not productive. In between their never-ending London gigs, they still manage to record new albums. Come Around Sundown is due on October 18th, first single Radioactive should be hitting the radio waves today.
The identity crisis continues however. That's the US cover above, UK below.

8th Sep 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet
RT @simeonfarrar: New film Due Date features @galifianakisz wearing Simeon Farrar AW09 scarf. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGpJUh9j-jU
24th Aug 2010
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In possibly the first bit of exciting Star Wars news for 10 years, Darth Lucas has announced that the original trilogy will be released on Blu-ray in Fall 2011.
The unaltered original trilogy is now being referred to as the 'classic trilogy' by Lucas, in a not dissimilar way to how Coke back-pedalled out of their new recipe fiasco in the 80's. He has previously put them down as 'workprints' for the eventual grand-vision cartoony versions he released in the 90's and re-tweaked in the 00's.
Of course it was obvious that he would re-jig the films back to their 'classic' state at some point, so if the franchise hasn't been poisoned for you too much this may hopefully be the first time you can get the original films in any kind of decent format. Or more decent than the 90's Laserdisc box at least.
All this info is coming from the Star Wars Celebration V convention being held this weekend, which is providing all sorts of tidbits, articles, links and clips:
- Great article about producer Gary Kurtz vision for a darker Return of the Jedi
- Great Today Show footage from 1980 with Mark Hamill, plus Harrison Ford discussing how much he likes Empire.
- Revelation that Harrison Ford has only seen Empire once.
There was also a screening of one of several deleted scenes that will appear on the Blu-Ray as bonus material. The originally planned opening for ROTJ (below) shows Luke receiving bad vibes from Vadar, while building his own lightsaber and hiding it inside R2D2 - a trick that paid off later in the film. Back when kids couldn't watch the films whenever they wanted I was sure this was the opening to the film - probably as it was in the novelization of the film that I had as an 8-year-old geek. The same goes for Luke watching the space battle at the start of Star Wars through his binoculars.
Nearly all via La Times or AICN
UPDATE: Woodward & Bernstein might suggest a second source on this. AICN is talking original, original trilogy. No one else is that specific. Lucas just talks about the 'highest picture and audio quality' and how the old versions needed a lot of re-mastering, but StarWars.com doesn't actually specify if Han shoots first.... Whatever. Pick 'em up in the 2012 HMV Biggest Summer Sale Ever.
15th Aug 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet
Black Mountain
The Lexington, London
With a new album on the way and a slew of festival dates lined up, Canada's 2007/8 chimprock staple Black Mountain were back in town for an intimate gig at the perfectly-sized Lexington in preparation for this weekend's Latitude festival.
Pastiche-heavy new song Radiant Hearts opened the show, before new album highlight Wilderness Heart moved the band quickly into a higher gear, storming though In The Future classics Evil Ways, Tyrants, plus Old Fangs, Rollercoaster and Let Spirits Rise from the new record.
Sadly, sound problems slowly encroached into the show -with McBean's increasingly problematic amp hampering the real growth of the performance. While the rest of the band made valient efforts to paste over the cracks - with an extended jam allowing some roadie tech action, before McBean stepped back in with a blistering riff, only to be denied again. Lightning Dust star Amber Webber's wailing vocals provide a much more pronounced appearance when seeing the band live and she provided a real focus for tonights show, holding the stage like a modern day Grace Slick. The keyboard-heavy sounds of the new album also got plenty of time in the spotlight via Jeremy Schmidt, while Joshua Wells' incredible drumming stole the show on several occasions - with the robotic licks of Tyrants never failing to deliver a spine-tingling thrill.
Ultimately, the sound issues were too much to overcome, and like a (muscle) car without gas, Steve McBean sloped off unfulfilled. However, some quick tweaks from a roadie and the band were back for a super-charged encore. The newer big hitters were nearly done, but the super-sub of Stormy High saw the band roar back into action, before chunky live versions of Druganaut and Don't Run Our Hearts Around brought the band's self-titled debut album back into the favourites list.
It would take a lot more than bad electrics to keep these guys down ...and I suspect their the following night may have been unbelievable. Tonight we just had to be satisfied with awesome.
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Read more 3.5 star reviewsVenison
The Strokes played a secret gig at Dingwalls last night under the pseudonym of 'Venison', as they warm up for The Isle of Wight Festival. It sold out in minutes. NME have the details, including what they were wearing, because that matters apparently. Photos here.
11th Jun 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet

Wild Nothing
Gemini
Wild Nothing is the work of Virginia's Jack Tatum and though Gemini wears its 80's mope influences on its sleeve it does it with pride. Drenched in hazy sunshine, vocals buried in texture, swirling jangle guitars and synth washes all combine to create a glorious mud of sound that penetrates every pore of your being. It has the nostalgia of Pains Of Being Pure At Heart and the subtle mesmerism of The XX. It doesn't however have the heart stopping captivation of either of those bands but comes a close third. Like a gently drizzly day, you'd have to spend some time in this music for it to soak through, but soak through it certainly will. It sounds familiar but gloriously so.
11th Jun 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet
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Melvins
The Bride Screamed Murder
Ipecac
This is the first proper Melvins release for two years and the third to feature Jarred Warren and Coady Willis from Big Business. The two preceding albums (Senile Animal, Nude With Boots) were chock full of twin-drummer assaults and memorable tracks that somehow combined the best of the Melvins sound with that of Big Business. This new release has its moments, but ultimately fails to satisfy.
Speaking as a total fan-boy, I can't say I'm not disappointed. I've travelled more miles to see this band play live than any other. I've always loved the new ideas that come with shifting line-ups, and lived with this new release for a month before posting my review, but I can't get over the fact that this album is (at best) hotch-potch, and at worst, weak.
It's certainly diverse - the opening track The Water Glass is a rallying cry for the Melvins massive - all military cadence drumming and boot-camp chanting. OK, a bit baffling, but perhaps it'll work live. Things suddenly look up with track 2 - Evil New War God. This is the best track on the album - classic Melvins chunk winding into a doomy synth assisted riff during it's outro. Great stuff, but from here on in, the pickings get much slimmer. Pig House starts out promisingly enough but ends up in a rock-bolero - that most hackneyed and corny device. Even if it's meant to be ironic, it still sounds cheesy.
I'll Finish You Off is next - and to my ears it sounds just like a Big Business track. I'm not hearing much Buzz and Dale in there. Electric Flower follows and this could be said to be the other highlight of the album. Hospital Up comes next, which sounds like a track that might have been left off Nude With Boots - it starts well but dissolves into two minutes of faux-jazz fucking around. The joke wears thin after about 20 seconds. Inhumanity And Death is a bit incoherent - a stitch-together of left-over riffs, or orphans that don't really get along with each other. Then we get an 8 minute version of The Who's My Generation played as a sloppy bar blues. Once again, the irony is lost on me - it's just boring. The Melvins have done some awesome cover versions over the years (White Punks On Dope, Promise Me) but this doesn't come up to scratch.
The album winds down with PG x 3 - a folksy tone-poem played through three times - on melodica, a-capella, and on fuzz guitar. It ends with a child's voice counting numbers and looping on the number 4. I quite like this, but it's not exactly Steve Reich. Perhaps that repeated number 4 is reminding us that there are four people in the Melvins, each with equal input. Perhaps - but I'm not sure if this serves as a declaration or a disclaimer.
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Read more 2 star reviewsLCD Soundsystem v iTunes
they're all over it: playlists and er, more stuff
bonus iTunes-only track Throw here
21st May 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet
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18th May 2010
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LCD Soundsystem
This Is Happening
DFA
From the solid dance record that was their self-titled debut, LCD Soundsystem have managed to successfully evolve into one of the most essential acts around today. As solid as the debut was, you'd be forgiven for pegging them as a one trick pony. 2007's Sound Of Silver put paid to any of that by topping all the 'best of' lists that year, including All My Friends gaining the top spot on my "best tracks of the decade" list. With that record they stepped out of their dance shoes and became so well-rounded it's almost annoying. James Murphy's got his shit locked down. He hooks the chicks with his onstage antics and charisma, and appeals to the guys by looking like a record company executive that's trying his hand on the shop floor - and aceing it every time.
So what next then for Murphy and crew? Well there's only one thing for it. You follow all that up with an equally tough record and meet the throbbing expectation head on. I say "equally tough" but This Is Happening isn't quite as satisfying as Sound Of Silver although it's close enough. Opener Dance Yrself Clean is a hell of a way to kick off a record; starting slow then punching in with the most pleasing beats since Daft Punk last played in his house. All I Want is the other power-track here and one that really displays the multi-string bow with which this band wield their charm. Centered around a looping guitar chord, it stretches out over six minutes with very little in the way of chorus, it just goes on and on with trance-like sensibilities which are interjected with bleeps and synths that swirl and dive around this structure. Pow Pow is reminiscent of I'm Losing My Edge and also Talking Heads' use of spoken word. Closer Home wraps everything up so perfectly with a near eight minute swirler of unbridled joy. It's another one that's gloriously reminiscent of Talking Heads and one that displays Murphy's trick of "all verse" delivery. The length of these songs coupled with the "all meat and no fat" structure gives an album like this some considerable might.
Everything James Murphy creates under this banner will ultimately be classed as dance music but this has an intelligence rarely seen in the genre. It's fiercely contemporary with songs like All I Want but then gloriously retro with Change and You Wanted A Hit. It's got its weak points however. Somebody's Calling Me is a bit tedious and lead single Drunk Girls (which just sounds like a lazy attempt to prick up the ears of radio listeners) is a touch thin. Having said that, along with I Can Change it's really the only conceivable choice they've got in terms of releases, when every other song here averages out at seven minutes. But when you're surrounded by such quality it seems darn-right picky to pinpoint these as weaknesses. It's a pretty rare thing when you get an album that I clearly haven't enjoyed as much as the predecessor that's so good there's really no reason to mark it any lower. (Having said that Sound Of Silver should really have been 4.5)
17th May 2010 - Add Comment - Tweet
Read more 4 star reviewsHighlight of the rambling True Blood 2 finale: "God bless those jeans. I'd wear him like a scrunchy".
15th May 2010
Read on TwitterCruise Missile To Go
An enterprising Russian company seems to be attempting to solve the age-old problem of how to conveniently move your cruise missiles around without the unwieldy bulk of an aircraft carrier. Their solution is a not-quite-pocket-sized shipping container - catchily titled the 'Club-K'.
It's not too clear how far in development this is, but it's far enough along to warrant the handy graphic simulation that the company have produced (above). No big worry though, Venezuela and Iran are the only countries to have so far professed an interest.
Maybe we need to get Jack Bauer of of retirement already.
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