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That's my evening sorted - Speed just starting on 5HD. Haven't seen it since a pirate video in a bar in Corfu '94.
16th Dec 2011
Read on TwitterYou want to check out Embrace. No, not that Embrace, the DC one. RT @blackscore_: Damn this @theroots album Undun is on some mellow type tip
15th Dec 2011
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The Bicycle Thief
Italian neo-realist classic, as area man struggles to find work and the necessary tools to do it.
Halliwell says: The epitome of Italian neo-realism, the slight human drama is developed so that it has all the force of King Lear, and both the acting and the backgrounds are vividly compelling.***
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14th Dec 2011
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New Spidey Poster
still not quite sure what the point of this new Spider-Man reboot is, but anyhow, here's a new poster that suggests Andrew Garfield is also getting some new shadow-play power along with the web-slinging
12th Dec 2011 - Add Comment - Tweet
Kasabian streaming live from the Dome to O2 customers. That's my New Year's Eve sorted. \#ROFL
11th Dec 2011
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iYellow Submarine
The Beatles have a free, animated iBook version of Yellow Submarine up on iTunes. If that floats your boat, so to speak.
10th Dec 2011 - Add Comment - Tweet
Was his breakout hit. Mama Said was a comeback RT @blackscore_: Watching Hip Hop At The BBC. LL Cool J - I Need Love. What was that about?
9th Dec 2011
Read on TwitterI never watch crappy kids movies in the day. That slot's reserved for B-grade gore-drama. \#WalkingDead \#Dexter RT @blackscore_ Phew
9th Dec 2011
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Black Bananas from RTX
Royal Trux/RTX singer Jennifer Herrema is back with Black Bananas - a new version of the band (yes, it's full of scratchy 70s Stones riffs, distorto-vox and Prince-ish songs called Hot Stupid). Pitchfork have got an MPFree. Album Rad Time Xpress IV is out in Jan with other thoughtful numbers like Acid Song, Killer Weed and Foxy Playground. That party train is not stopping any time soon. Still love Trux's Waterpark:
5th Dec 2011 - Add Comment - Tweet

It's All In the Game, Yo.... The Wire Monopoly
As noted, someone better make this quick. "Omar's coming!"
3rd Dec 2011 - Add Comment - Tweet
That's my summer ruined. RT @ShortList: England drawn in Group D with Ukraine, Sweden and France in \#euro2012
2nd Dec 2011
Read on TwitterIs Paxman behind this feed? RT @BBCNewsnight: Martin Scorsese tells \#newsnight that Casino was his most political film. Yes, Casino! Really
1st Dec 2011
Read on TwitterThat's some crazy shit. Like. RT @blackscore_: For more crazy Man Wolf action check out this add for @eSskateboarding http://t.co/li9lr3Vy
29th Nov 2011
Read on TwitterForklift
I just got one step closer to digital nirvana, stumbling accross an album that I still only had on cassette, but which has now been uploaded to Band Camp by creator Mark Nassau.
Good buddy Ducati Sven taped a Forklift 7" for me in the early 90s, which he picked up while visiting Connecticut. My copy moved from tape to tape before settling in the remaining space on Side B of my Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge cassette. Mudhoney made the upgrade to CD quite some time ago, but Forklift had always eluded me. Until now.
"Bathroom Song" stills rocks.

29th Nov 2011 - Add Comment - Tweet
BBTF vs Nike Update
Some more info on those Nike Mag trainers from Back To The Future. Robert Zemekis wheeled out Christopher Lloyd for a cameo-packed promo film to launch the fund-raising recreating of the shoe ... and Tiny Tempah was one of the winning bidders, paying $37,500 for the shoes that he will "never wear".
28th Nov 2011 - Add Comment - Tweet

The Iron Lady
Spooky, Oscar-bothering turn from Meryl Streep as Thatcher, recalling No 10 life with a phantom Denis.
24th Nov 2011
Read more 3 star reviewsKnebworth '90
At the turn of the 90s we were looking at a brand new decade. Clean and fresh, it would leave behind the excess of the 80s. Simple suits, hands-free technology. Things would be different.
Keep your eye on Phil Collins in this clip. When you're not looking he subtly sneaks behind the drums.
Jimmy Page coming on stage was one of the greatest musical moments of my life at that point.
Via The Cold Vein
Bonus Facts: Knebworth had a massive concrete skatepark on its grounds until the late 80s. It also doubled as Wayne Manor in Tim Burton's first Batman movie.
24th Nov 2011 - Add Comment - Tweet
First time I've given half a shit about a Ridley Scott film since Black Rain. And that didn't hold up. http://t.co/IPV3ECrv
24th Nov 2011
Read on TwitterIf only Superman 1 had shown that much restraint. RT @HugoSlime: @chimpomatic @simeonfarrar \#superman 2 ?
18th Nov 2011
Read on TwitterIndeed. Keep 'em coming. RT @simeonfarrar: @chimpomatic How about Private Ryan, first 10 minutes of that are pretty succinct, and touching.
18th Nov 2011
Read on TwitterJust been reminded that early grunge was only a tiny step from hair metal when it came to fashion. Thanks, Andrew Wood. \#PJ20
12th Nov 2011
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Finding it weird that 'American Horror Story' uses the same font as Led Zeppelin. http://t.co/9NIAJjOV
9th Nov 2011
Read on TwitterRT @SageFrancis: Sometimes I rip hair off my body & I don't realize how strange that is til I catch my cat staring at me like "...the fuck?"
9th Nov 2011
Read on TwitterNot buying the idea that Vader is the HR mastermind behind the new Currys PC World training strategy
6th Nov 2011
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John Mayall
Poole Lighthouse
This was our second John Mayall concert - the first was in 1967 (UCL Union); so only a wait of 44 years in between. In that time John, who remains one of the godfathers of British blues, has made many albums, lived a life of constant touring and launched the careers of many rock & blues legends - Eric Clapton, Peter Green, Mick Taylor and John McVey to name but a few.
This was the 6th night of a 25 date British tour that ends 18th November. The band retains a traditional line up of Rocky Athas - lead guitar, Greg Rzab - bass guitar, Jay Davenport - drums. Remarkably, Mayall did all the vocals, played keyboard and/or harmonica on all numbers apart from one, when he played guitar - not bad for a 77 year old!
The programme consisted of many standard rhythm and blues pieces, which were all played at a high technical level with a lot of feeling. Particularly memorable were “All Your Love” and “Parchment Farm” from the Blues Breakers (the Beano) Album.
Supporting act was from the Oli Brown Band.
3rd Nov 2011 - Add Comment - Tweet
Read more 3.5 star reviewsDidn't realise @ITVJeremyKyle episodes had individual titles. Today: "Ex, before I'm sent to prison prove that your pregnant with my baby"
31st Oct 2011
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Wilco
The Roundhouse, London
Wilco albums come and go, but the live act remains strong and steady - well aware which songs have stood the test of time and which have dropped off into back catalogue. New album and show opener "Art of Almost" immediately scored itself a position as today's song of the year, setting the scene for a heavy set that wasn't afraid to bring a couple of extra guitars off the bench when neccessary.
Possibly slightly more truncated in length than previous shows and light on Tweedy-stand-up, it was still plenty for my ageing body support system - and with another show tomorrow probably drawing back many of the beard-heavy crowd no-one is likely to be complaining.
Never, ever disappointing. Set list over at Wilco World.
29th Oct 2011 - Add Comment - Tweet
Read more 4.5 star reviewsJust realised today that I don't need any more Bonnie 'Prince' Billy. I love him, just don't need any more thanks.
12th Oct 2011
Read on TwitterRIP: Steve Jobs
Not many people can claim to have been behind a genuine game changer in their career, while Apple boss Steve Jobs can be comfortably given responsibility for more than a handful. Most people didn't really understand what the iPod was when it debuted (see this of-the-time reaction to that announcement), and it's impossible to go into any phone shop without instantly seeing the impact of the iPhone on the design of 99% of the competition. No one even knew they needed an iPad when that first arrived. Check out this great set of Time photos by Diana Walker.
He even managed to leave one more thing: the authorised Steve Jobs biography was due to land in November, but a 40,000% increase in demand has seen it shoot to the top of the best seller list and get a bumped up release date of October 24th. Jobs gave his last interview for the book 4 weeks ago, at which point he knew his time would soon be up. It will no doubt make for an inspriing read, from a true innovator.
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6th Oct 2011 - Add Comment - Tweet
@AdamRichman I think you need to bring @ManvFoodNation to Edinburgh to taste this curry that put 2 people in hospital: http://t.co/2VaDTZas
6th Oct 2011
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The Kids Are All Right
Engaging family dynamics drama that goes off the boil in act three.
2nd Oct 2011
Read more 3 star reviews\#OneLetterWrongSongS "I'm gonna rock 'n' roll all night, and part of every day". Actually, that's two letters.
28th Sep 2011
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The Tree of Life
Unique, ambitious, hypnotic masterpiece that makes it's own rules. Arthouse cinema on an epic scale.
27th Sep 2011
Read more 5 star reviewsAssume you've seen this? http://t.co/zRUfW8AE RT @WellerTime: Jensen Interceptor SP. That's how to roll on a Sunday. http://t.co/4lLdLR87
25th Sep 2011
Read on TwitterPS Drive contains plenty of that car wrench-through-the-head violence that's been missing since 'Total Recall'. Proceed with caution.
23rd Sep 2011
Read on TwitterStar Status: Peter Weir
How does Peter Weir rate in the Chimpomatic Star Status Movie Maths Generator?
It's 10 points for a Hit, 5 for a Maybe and 1 for a Miss... No TV movies or shorts, just cinema releases to date.
After re-watching Dead Poet's Society recently, for the first time since its release, I was struggling to think of a non-spectacular film by Australian director Peter Weir.
A quick disclaimer: I haven't personally seen early efforts Three To Go or The Last Wave but IMDB rates them 8.2 and 7.1 - so I've erred on the side of caution (due to their enthusiastic rating) and rated them Hit / Maybe here.
The Way Back (2010) MAYBE
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003) HIT
The Truman Show (1998) HIT
Fearless (1993) HIT
Green Card (1990) HIT
Dead Poets Society (1989) HIT
The Mosquito Coast (1986) HIT
Witness (1985) HIT
The Year of Living Dangerously (1982) HIT
Gallipoli (1981) HIT
The Last Wave (1977) MAYBE
Picnic at Hanging Rock (1975) HIT
The Cars That Ate Paris (1974) MAYBE
Three to Go (1971) (segment "Michael") HIT
HIT 11
MISS 0
MAYBE 3
Another disclaimer: No generosity applied to these ratings, with the possible exception of The Year of Living Dangerously, which is perhaps merely 'good'.
So that's 125 points out of a possible 140.
Peter Weir: you have scored an unbelievable 89.3%
If you dare make a purchase (and, er I think you should), you can do so here, allowing Chimpomatic to profit from his success. Check back soon for more Star Status movie maths. Same Chimp Channel, same Chimp Time...
23rd Sep 2011 - Add Comment - Tweet
RT @BeCo74: I fainted in the curry house when I heard REM had split up. That's me in the korma.
22nd Sep 2011
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#Spotted: That bad guy that whacked Mikey Tandino in Beverly Hills Cop, as Mike the cleaner in 'Breaking Bad'. http://t.co/pQa3V64v
20th Sep 2011
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Terrence Malick breaks cover
The picture above left has served as one of the only publicly available images of reclusive director Terrence Malick for a couple of decades - but last week he popped along to the Austin City Limits Music Festival, with Christian Bale and a camera crew.
Bale must have gotten a hall pass from the still-shooting Batman sequel, as he was swanning around around the festival playing some sort of rockstar type - check out the fascinating video here. It had been announced that Bale was cast in a Malick film, set to shoot in 2012, so this shoot may have only been a test - or just grabbing the opportunity to film at a large event like this - but a possible project could be something based around the life of Jerry Lee Lewis that Malick has been working on, which would tie in with the casting of the much-younger-than-Bale Haley Bennett as the other lead. More pics and info here, here and here.
Probably the most surprising thing about all of this is that Malick still looks exactly like that archive photo, right down to the hat.
20th Sep 2011 - Add Comment - Tweet
Self-lacing Nikes
Since Back To The Future 2 premiered in 1989, I'm pretty sure every male that saw it has dreamed of one day owning a pair of self-lacing Nikes. Now's your chance, as Nike are producing 1500 pairs of the shoes for a special auction to raise money for Michael J Fox's Foundation for Parkinson's Research. Possibly the single best thing Nike have ever done and a possible reason to break my 20 year hiatus from buying their products.

8th Sep 2011 - Add Comment - Tweet

Four Lions
Edgy, challenging black comedy from Chris Morris that doesn't quite deliver, but certainly provokes.
5th Sep 2011
Read more 3 star reviewsWoody/Billy/Wilco with Added Yim Yames
Pitchfork is reporting that the 100th anniversary of Woody Guthrie's birthday will see the release of a deluxe boxset collecting the two outstanding Wilco/Billy Bragg albums that put new music to Woody Guthrie's songs, along with a disc of outtakes and extras, plus a documentary. Yim Yames will also partner with Jay Farrar for a similar effort...
31st Aug 2011 - Add Comment - Tweet

Exit Through The Gift Shop
Interesting street art expose, that unfortunately descends into tedious farce.
14th Aug 2011
Read more 3 star reviews10 Minute Film School with Robert Rodriguez
I'd forgotten all about Robert Rodriguez's excellent 10 minute film school videos, which are inspriring and influential in a way that his actual films have always failed to be. Also check out his excellent book Rebel Without A Crew.
Via Chase Jarvis
11th Aug 2011 - Add Comment - Tweet
Secret Stasi Photos
Fascinating set of photos over at www.simonmenner.com where the photographer has curated photos from the vast, formerlly secret archive of East Germany's Stasi secret police.
"In a time that is more and more defined by mechanisms of surveillance the "gaze of the Big Brother" seems ever more omnipresent. This brings me to the point to ask myself what it really is that the Big Brother sees. Can the terror such a repressive system spreads be found in these images? Or is the "gaze of evil" pretty banal and we have to attach the terror ourselves?
Mostly the results of surveillance remain hidden. An outstanding exemption is the work of the East German Stasi, which has been made widely accessible after the fall of the Berlin Wall. I believe that these archives can broaden our understanding of the function of surveillance and repression."

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