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I was generous RT @Casa_Lee: 10 year old gutted that @chimpomatic only gave \#Prometheus 2 stars. He's only got 5 years to rate it himself!
14th Jun 2012
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Ethan Hawke is saying that there's a third part to the Before Sunrise/Before Sunset films on the way. Can they follow up what was already a risky sequel without blowing it? And what would they call it - Before Sundown? Would like to see more of those two, have to say. On a side note, heard good things about Julie Delpy's Two Days In New York, the sequel to her v enjoyable Two Days In Paris
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13th Jun 2012 - Add Comment - Tweet
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Fix-It Felix
8-bit tie-in for Disney's new cartoon Wreck-It Ralph: a playable version of the Donkey Kong-style game that Ralph comes from/works at
12th Jun 2012 - Add Comment - Tweet
Trailer Park: HardFlip The Movie
because it's about time that skating got its own Breakdance 2: Electric Boogaloo
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11th Jun 2012 - Add Comment - Tweet
League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen: Century Vol III
The excellent @GoshComics have got both Alan Moore and Kevin O'Neill in for a signing to celebrate the release of the final chapter in their League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen saga* London, 23 June. Here's a few preview scenes from the final part of what's best described as a loopy psychedelic mystery, bringing the Victorian adventurers (well, whoever's left in the team) into 2009 to take on a magical child, terrorists with a nuclear sub and holy war. It's been a very enjoyable read so far, and from what Kevin O'Neill says in this video, there will be more LOEG stories to come - starting with a Jenny Nemo spin-off Nemo: Heart Of Ice later in the year Didn't expect to see Driveshaft or Fur Q making a cameo...
*if for some reason you've only heard of it because of that terrible Sean Connery film, well, trust in Moore's Law: bad film adaptations = great comics

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Prometheus
(dir. Ridley Scott)
20th Century Fox
SPOILER ALERT: now in space no-one can hear you ... over the sound of that BOOMING soundtrack.
(check the comments section for the rest of this SPOILERISH review as we can't be bothered to install any of that invisotext code here)
31st May 2012 - 1 comments - Add Comment - Tweet
Read more 2.5 star reviewsTrailer Park: Safety Not Guaranteed
Love a good riff on time travel, and this Sundance comedy looks promising. With Aubrey "the sarky one from Parks And Rec" Plaza and Jake "that dude from New Girl" Johnson. Like the set up - three magazine reporters decide to investigate this ad:
"Wanted: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before."
More on the inspiration - a real life ad - here
22nd May 2012 - Add Comment - Tweet

L'Immortel
Clunky French revenge actioner, with Jean Reno hunting down les mobsters that put 22 bullets in him.
20th May 2012
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\#Spotted: That big Werewolf guy from True Blood, as Flash Thompson in Sam Raimi's 'Spider-man'. http://t.co/dIZJjI8C
20th May 2012
Read on TwitterMe too, but it has not aged as well RT @rav2999: @chimpomatic I used to love that film, like the Sure Thing!
20th May 2012
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Donnie Darko
Post modern, post @DougCoupland time travel flick that favours style over substance.
19th May 2012
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Class
80s derivative of The Graduate - that hasn't held up too well, despite the early brat pack connection.
Halliwell says: Ghastly travesty of The Graduate which aspires to every kind of sophistication it can think of but ends nowhere.
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19th May 2012
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Keidis is getting that some serious mileage. Should've registered for Airmiles. RT @OFFofficial: Hats OFF! to our hat http://t.co/nrWse0BT
18th May 2012
Read on TwitterOn Rotation: "Operation Just Cause" playlist with US PsyOps-approved tracks that were blasted at Noriega in '89. http://t.co/niNBrc9r
17th May 2012
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Super 8
Spielberg derivative that's more 'Goonies' than 'ET'. Not unsuccessful, but lacking the master's touch.
14th May 2012
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Gimme The Loot
Engaging low-key indie drama debut about graffiti bombers in NYC that won at @SXSW.
11th May 2012
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A Little Bit of Heaven
Weepy chick flick that plays like an animated @Pinterest page. Alan Dale plays a doctor.
4th May 2012
Read more 1.5 star reviewsRIP: MCA
Absolutely gutted to hear that MCA has passed away, and I suspect Nathaniel Hornblower might have gone with him. As an 11 year old hip hop fan, the disreputable Beastie Boys were clearly going to be a one hit wonder as far as the parents of the world were concerned, but who would have thought they would have evolved to be so endlessly influential and culturaly significant. As a director, Adam Yauch put his hand to many of the Beasties inspiring videos - and more recently through his company Oscilloscope he has become a truly influential character in the world of indie film.
A true loss that hits hard, especially when he was taken so early. RIP.
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4th May 2012 - Add Comment - Tweet

Behind Enemy Lines
Surprisingly enjoyable pilot-on-the-run action flick that could've been made in 1986.
2nd May 2012
Read more 2.5 star reviewsJohn Peel's Record Collection
Lovely website up documenting John Peel's record collection, with an interactive view of his studio, plus clickable racks of records with scanned covers and links to play on Spotify where available. It's just the first 100 A's for now, with a plan to upload the first 100 of a new letter every week. That's still going to be a tiny dent of the 24,000 LPs and 40,000 singles ...but it's a start.

1st May 2012 - Add Comment - Tweet
It's only 5 years. Some bands take that long between albums RT @blackscore_: Never thought i'd see the day. @Grandaddy reunion tour.
18th Apr 2012
Read on Twitter@ITVLorraine has a live-by-satellite interview with the woman that trained @Rhianna to shoot guns for \#Battleship. Scoop!
12th Apr 2012
Read on TwitterTrailer Park: Ted
Red band trailer up for Seth McFarlane's foul-mouthed comedy Ted. Mark Walhberg shows his hidden comedy side again. Or should that be "Mark-Lynn"....?
10th Apr 2012 - Add Comment - Tweet
\#Luck is sadly succumbing to the same pretentious script writing bullshit that plagued 'John From Cincinnati'.
4th Apr 2012
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Trailer Park: Total Recall
Colin Farrell steps into Arnie's shoes in a remake of the "hang on - is this Mars or what?" sci-fi blender. Bryan Cranston is in charge of the cops so it's got that going for it at least
28th Mar 2012 - Add Comment - Tweet

Joan Baez
Poole Lighthouse
We were forewarned:- there were signs in the foyer that there would be no warm-up act and no interval, just a straight performance. And that was exactly what we got – just under two hours of Joan Baez. The years have been kind, and at 71 she walked on stage looking as slim and elegant as ever. The hair is now cropped and the colour is silver, but then that applied to most of the audience as well.
The stage was bare apart from a comfy sofa and a standard lamp, and she was accompanied for most of the evening by her son Gabriel Harris on percussion and the talented Dirk Powell on mandolin, accordion and just about everything else.
The atmosphere was relaxed and the songs were a mixture of old favourites and the not so old – Farewell Angelina, God On Our Side, House of the Rising Sun, and Diamonds and Rust, a reference to her relationship with Bob Dylan. We also got John Lennon’s Imagine and Donovan’s Catch the Wind, and the evening finished with The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down and Blowin’ in the Wind. Her voice is still haunting although she avoids many of the high notes now, and I did think that the tempo of some of the songs (particularly House of the Rising Sun) was a bit slower than it used to be. But she can certainly still sing. And she still believes in what she sings.
We went home happy, and although the singer is still a protester I wondered how many of the audience still are?!
26th Mar 2012 - Add Comment - Tweet
Read more 3.5 star reviewsMy new favourite \#BluesBrothers song: 'Rubber Biscuit'. http://t.co/ur30eQHJ …."Say that again?" @dan_aykroyd
21st Mar 2012
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#Spotted: Larry David, in a B-Movie that Jerry is watching on TV in 'Seinfeld'. http://t.co/e2kR237G
15th Mar 2012
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Everyone's doing that Kate Moss thing: http://t.co/nfrZKdls …at least there's hope for a happy marriage of Skating & Fashion. @simeonfarrar
12th Mar 2012
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#Spotted: Michael Shannon, banging Eminem's Mom in '8 Mile'. That guy's in everything. http://t.co/xYbVYjno
11th Mar 2012
Read on TwitterRIP: Ralph Mcquarrie
@StarWars artist Ralph McQuarrie has died aged 82. He's the guy who drew a lot of the original concept art for Star Wars, designing an entire world that is now a part of nearly everyone's culture.
George Lucas has praised the artist over on StarWars.com
Via BBC

4th Mar 2012 - Add Comment - Tweet

John Carter
An uneasy mix of sandals, sci-fi, Superman and cowboys that holds together, but never quite takes off.
3rd Mar 2012
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The Eagle
Roman action/drama that covers the same ground as 'Centurion', with twice the style and half the pace.
25th Feb 2012
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#Spotted: That French guy from 'A Prophet' as a Scottish warrior in 'The Eagle'. http://t.co/b1aNpjCk
25th Feb 2012
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Married To The Mob
Tight, multi-layered comedy in Jonathan Demme's best film - and the antidote to 'Goodfellas'.
Halliwell says: Effervescent comedy-thriller that bubbles merrily along.**
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23rd Feb 2012
Read more 4.5 star reviewsRT @snaxhanso: You know that short film I've been banging on about for 2 yrs? You can watch it here! http://t.co/LRjaOAXa
17th Feb 2012
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