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Boyhood

Epic indie odyssey from Rick Linklater, following lead actor Ellar Coltrane through 12 years of high school.


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20th Jan 2014

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Young Ones

Uneven indie sci fi from Jake Paltrow with much to recommend. \#Nowaterworld


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19th Jan 2014

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The Internship

'Old School' gets a version 2.0 update, with heavy product placement. Everybody learns something.


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16th Jan 2014

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The Company You Keep

Solid, old fashioned thriller with great turns from Redford and other veterans + great script.


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16th Jan 2014

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Man of Steel

Riddick meets LOTR as Zack Snyder cements his position as the most overrated director of his generation.


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16th Jan 2014

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80s VHS re-imagined as 90s Arthouse

I always thiought Gleaming The Cube missed it's true status in the hierachy. Fake Criterion has a similar vibe.

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Star Trek Into Darkness

Surprisingly watchable sci-fi, despite the near-parody casting. But then I'm no Trekkie.


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11th Jan 2014

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Dallas Buyers Club

Great Matthew McC perf as a cowboy hustling unapproved drugs in the early days of the Aids crisis.


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10th Jan 2014

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Raiders of the Lost Ark

Breathless story boarding, note perfect script and vintage Harrison Ford. All time top five.


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2nd Jan 2014

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The Incredible Burt Wonderstone

Generic Vegas laughs that's less than magic even with Carell, Buscemi & Gandolfini.


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2nd Jan 2014

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Room 237

Loopy film studies fever dream diving deep into the hidden meanings Kubrick (maybe) packed into The Shining.


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1st Jan 2014

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The Hidden Fortress

Kurosawa's Tohoscope tour de force packs in action, a princess on the run and some great shots.

Halliwell says: In medieval Japan, the heiress of a feudal lord is saved from a bandit by a samurai. Roistering eastern Western.**


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1st Jan 2014

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Prisoners

Dense, old-fashioned thriller with ratcheting tension and powerhouse turns from Gyllenhaal and Jackman.


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31st Dec 2013

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The Departed

Over the top, unsubtle, bombastic and thoroughly enjoyable Scorsese picture. Great script, great turns.


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30th Dec 2013

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Bachelorette

Almost edgy female take on The Hangover, with some actual depth.


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28th Dec 2013

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Iron Man 3

Dismal CGI superhero farce, with crystal twiddler Robert Downey Jnr turned up to eleven.


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28th Dec 2013

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Public Enemies

Sluggish biopic with shoddy cinematography and a lot of wasted potential amongst the style.


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27th Dec 2013

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Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

The bronze medal of Indy movies, but Connery and Phoenix expand the formula.


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26th Dec 2013

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The Notebook

Solid, sentimental chick flick that occasionally threatens to paint outside the lines.


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22nd Dec 2013

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Prince Avalanche

Charming, thoughtful indie drama with that Paul Rudd that we like. Plus, @EITS soundtrack.


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17th Dec 2013

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Rampart

James Ellroy updates his police corruption schtick, with a heavy turn from Woody from Cheers.


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16th Dec 2013

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Trailer Park: Edge Of Tomorrow

Tom Cruise and Emily Blunt play Gears Of War: Groundhog Day in the film formerly known as All You Need Is Kill. Doug Liman directs.

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Trailer Park: Godzilla

Gareth "Monsters" Edwards is manning the controls for this new city-smash showdown, with Bryan Cranston, Elizabeth Olsen and Ken Watanabe among the puny humans running around in Godzilla's wake. 

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2013: Best Stuff

Pop culture's not sport, so these aren't in order (and some of them are probably in the "consumed this year" category).

MUSIC

Phosphorescent - Muchacho; White Denim - Corsicana Lemonade; The Cave Singers - Naomi; Kurt Vile - Wakin On A Pretty Dream; Daft Punk - Random Access Memories

TV

Utopia; Breaking Bad (S5); Eastbound & Down (S4); Boardwalk Empire (S4); The Returned; The Fall; Arrow (S2); Orange Is The New Black; House Of Cards; The Walking Dead (S3); Game Of Thrones (S3); Top Of The Lake; Girls; Hannibal

FILM

Upstream Color, Computer Chess, Gravity, Robot & Frank; Margin Call; Sound Of My Voice; Another Earth; Django Unchained; Zero Dark Thirty

BOOKS & COMICS 

The Kills - Richard House; Nemo: Heart Of Ice - Alan Moore and Kevin O'Neill

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The Iceman

Competent period hit man biopic, that gets a bit distracted by the dressing up box instead of the script.


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9th Dec 2013

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The World's End

Another remake of that one @simonpegg / @edgarwright movie. This one's like Dr Who with swearing.


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8th Dec 2013

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Europa Report

Decent indie sci-fi about a mission to one of Jupiter's moons that works round the found footage style.


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8th Dec 2013

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Syriana

Stylish, classy, sprawling oil epic from Traffic's Stephen Gaghan. Backed up by a great ensemble cast.


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6th Dec 2013

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The Wolf of Wall Street

Weekend at Bernie's meets Goodfellas, as Scorsese goes to max. McRomcomedy steals the show.


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2nd Dec 2013

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Robot & Frank

Smart, touching near-future parable, with a great turn from Frank Langella.


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30th Nov 2013

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Zero Dark Thirty

Enthralling by default, this CIA procedural could have done with a more experienced touch.


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29th Nov 2013

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Starlet

Edgy, charming, stylish flick with some heavy indie cred.


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28th Nov 2013

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Les Revenants

Prototype, under developed film version of the pragmatic French zombie show. Less Mogwai. Less creepy.


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28th Nov 2013

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The East

Decent/earnest attempt at blending 70s political thriller style w a contemp eco-terror cell & corporate spies.


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27th Nov 2013

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Magnetoswald

Of course! Looking to tap that Dealey Plaza/X-Men fan crossover market, this trailer for the upcoming X-Men time travelganza puts Magneto up on the grassy knoll back in 1963. More at The Bent Bullet.

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Short Attention Span Theatre: Aningaaq

Decent bonus round from Gravity - Jonas Cuarón's short featuring the other side of Sandra Bullock's radio conversation.

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Crystal Fairy

Charming road movie. Michael Cera ditches the script and heads into the Chilean outback to trip out.


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21st Nov 2013

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Under The Skin

Alien Scarlett Johansson prowls Scotland looking for lonely Scots to seduce/baffle. An arthouse Species.


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20th Nov 2013

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Robot & Frank

Subtle sci-fi that plays with ideas of memory loss, family & ageing - and has a great one last heist.


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19th Nov 2013

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The Hobbit

An Unexpected Journey

Zero tension as this near real-time prequel sets the pace. Goonies x Big Brother.


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19th Nov 2013

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Only God Forgives

Hilariously superficial art house twoddle. 'Style' turned up to 11, content down to zero.


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17th Nov 2013

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The Truman Show

Masterful modern classic. Funny, sad and ultimately uplifting - Jim Carrey's finest hour.


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17th Nov 2013

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On the Road

Stylish, faithful adaptation that manages to render the book as a pretentious load of jazz twoddle.


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16th Nov 2013

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Pacific Rim

Disappointingly vacuous, badly cast, tension-free monsters vs robots nonsense. GDT should know better.


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14th Nov 2013

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Trailer Park: Only Lovers Left Alive

First look at Jim Jarmusch's gothy vampires: Tilda Swinton, Tom Hiddlestone and Mia Wasikowska.

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Gravity

One dimensional 3D space epic, that pushes its one trick pony to the limits. Mesmerising and gripping.


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14th Nov 2013

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