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What To Expect When You're Expecting

I hope you're not expecting car chases and shoot outs.


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24th Aug 2013

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Lawless

Badly cast prohibition pic, sunk by multiple cases of over-acting. Watch 'The Untouchables' instead.


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24th Aug 2013

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The Dark Knight Rises

Clunky, epic shambles that struggles to cram all its half baked ideas into a 3 hour run time.


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21st Aug 2013

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RIP: Elmore Leonard

Legendary author Elmore Leonard has died, aged 87. As well as being an author, Leonard has penned many film scripts all the way back to the 50s - including Joe Kidd and Mr. Majestyck. He saw a bit of a revival in the 90s with movies like Out of Sight, Jackie Brown and Get Shorty being made from his material. Recently he's seen a lot of success as the creator of Justified's leading character - Raylan Givens.

Do yourself a favour and read a copy of Tishomingo Blues.

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20th Aug 2013 - Add Comment - Tweet

Valhalla Rising

Pretentious, drawn out Viking odyssey from N Winding Refn, that takes a long time to not say much.


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20th Aug 2013

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Side By Side

Geeky documentary about the death of film cameras, held together admirably by Keanu Reeves.


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18th Aug 2013

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Red Dragon

Pointless re-hash of the unbeatable classic 'Manhunter', hamstringed further by Hopkins' hammy turn.


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16th Aug 2013

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Trailer Park: Ikarie XB 1

Second Run DVD are delighted to announce that our next release will be JindÅ™ich Polák’s pioneering 1963 Czech sci-fi film IKARIE XB 1 on September 23.

JindÅ™ich Polák's much-imitated feature is one of the cornerstones of contemporary sci-fi cinema. Adapted from StanisÅ‚aw Lem's 1955 novel The Magellanic Cloud, and predating Gene Rodenberry's Star Trek and Kubrick's 2001, Ikarie's influence can be seen on both

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16th Aug 2013 - Add Comment - Tweet

Kick Ass 2

A wonky tone, sleazy gags and a plot that pushes Chloe Moretz to be more Miss than Hit takes the fun out.


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12th Aug 2013

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Savages

Promising drama, directed to within an inch of its life by the ever-subtle hand of Oliver Stone.


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9th Aug 2013

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Trailer Park: Her

Trailer up for Spike Jonze's new movie - Her.

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8th Aug 2013 - Add Comment - Tweet

Jack Reacher

Textbook detective pic that burns slow and steady but never quite explodes.


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6th Aug 2013

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The Incredible Burt Wonderstone

Dull, formulaic comedy ...lacking in magic.


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6th Aug 2013

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Olympus Has Fallen

Lumpy action pic, with Gerard Butler playing 'Die Hard Goes To Washington'.


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6th Aug 2013

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The Place Beyond The Pines

Pretentious, self important indie epic with a few decent moments.


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6th Aug 2013

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A Field In England

Bold, original, bezerk UK Civil War indie ...that's a bit boring until they drop some mushrooms.


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29th Jul 2013

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RIP: Dennis Fuckin' Farina

Michael Mann stalwart and all round mob boss or tough cop character actor Dennis Farina has died, aged 69.

Via BBC.

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23rd Jul 2013 - Add Comment - Tweet

Dredd

Dismal $45m fan-fiction turkey. Poorly written, shot, directed and acted.


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19th Jul 2013

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Trailer Park: Cassette

Tape it! Cassette is a feature-length documentary about the history and continued use of the audiotape. Coming Early 2014. Directed by Zack Taylor, Created by Zack Taylor and Seth Smoot. cassettefilm.com

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12th Jul 2013 - Add Comment - Tweet

Killing Them Softly

Hugely stylish gangster pic, that treads a very fine line with pretentious boring waffle.


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11th Jul 2013

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Trailer Park: Oldboy

Spike Lee's remake is looking a lot like the original...

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The Lone Ranger

A bloated, wasted opportunity of a western, played for Jack Sparrow-esque gags at every turn.


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10th Jul 2013

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First Poster For Spike Lee's Oldboy

Josh Brolin is on octopus-eating duties in this upcoming remake.

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10th Jul 2013 - Add Comment - Tweet

Ad Nauseum: Calvin Klein vs David Fincher

New David Fincher ad, starring Rooney Mara. Shot by David Devlin for that Rumblefish vibe. Music by YYYs.

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9th Jul 2013 - Add Comment - Tweet

Skyfall

A semi-re-boot for James Bond, that's convoluted but with many thrilling moments and some nice twists.


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8th Jul 2013

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The Limey

I hated this kaleidoscopic, fractured thriller in '99. In hindsight it's one of Soderbergh's highlights.


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5th Jul 2013

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Reminder: A Field In England

Just in case you've missed @Film4's season of Ben @mr_wheatley films this week, here's a reminder that the premiere of A Field In England is Friday night, 10.45pm. Kill List is tonight (Thursday).

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RIP Jim Kelly

"Bullshit, Mr Han man!" The Enter The Dragon star died at  67

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3rd Jul 2013 - Add Comment - Tweet

This Is 40

Well rounded marital LOLs from @JuddApatow ...that's a little close to the bone.


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29th Jun 2013

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Bad Boys II

Prototype Bayhem pic, unrestrained by the tediums of actually reality that hamstringed Pearl Harbour.


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29th Jun 2013

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World War Z

Intense, relentless zombie epic - that ultimately doesn't have much to say.


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27th Jun 2013

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John Goodman Loses His Shit

Supercut of Goodman freakouts from Flavorwire

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Whiteout

Unsatisfying Antarctic murder-mystery, that wastes a great premise.


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24th Jun 2013

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Short Attention Span Theatre: Dr Easy

Always up for a good robot. 

WARP FILMS, FILM4 and SHYNOLA present Dr. Easy
Michael is a broken man with a gun. He is surrounded by armed police. A robot with medical training is dispatched to negotiate – but can it save him?
Dr. Easy is a prologue for a planned feature adaptation of The Red Men.
Written and directed by Jason Groves, Richard Kenworthy and Christopher Harding

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21st Jun 2013 - Add Comment - Tweet

Trailer Park: Computer Chess

Really enjoyed this lo-tech gem at Sundance. Hope the arrival of this fuller trailer means it's getting a release soon.

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19th Jun 2013 - Add Comment - Tweet

Douglas Trumbull: UFOTOG

Short looking at FX legend Douglas Trumbull's plans to get some HD UFO footage. Good idea. More details of a feature-length drama he's planning (about a man who wants to film some UFOs) over at THR - shooting in 4K 3D at 120 frames per second. He's also developing "a sci-fi epic that takes place about 200 years in the future”. We're in.

UFOTOG, an acronym for UFO photography, is “based on a longer screenplay that I have” that tells the story of a man’s attempt to photograph an alien spacecraft. “He’s very smart, a serial entrepreneur, like Elon Musk. So he has the wherewithal to get a really good camera and build a system on a mountaintop.” The photographer is played by actor Ryan Winkles.

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Short Attention Span Theatre: Secret Identity

Touching riff on superheroes and memories, starring Lee Meriwether (aka Catwoman from the 1966 Batman movie). Via @aintitcoolnews

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18th Jun 2013 - Add Comment - Tweet

Trailer Park: Spike Island

More Stone Roses nostalgia on the way...

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17th Jun 2013 - Add Comment - Tweet

Trailer Park: The Wolf Of Wall Street

Scorsese and DiCaprio on rampaging dollar-bill chucking form in this stockbroker drama. Written by Terence "Boardwalk Empire" Winter, based on the autobiography by Jordan Belfort.

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Premium Rush

Fixie courier thriller that works, despite veering perilously close to BMX Bandits territory.


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15th Jun 2013

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Manhunter

Beneath the 80s trappings, the original Lektor pic still oozes tension, style and outstanding action.


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14th Jun 2013

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Trailer Park: In A World

Meta-trailer for Lake Bell's highly enjoyable comedy about a voice-over artist working in a world where LA's movie trailer voice-over industry is dominated by men.

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13th Jun 2013 - Add Comment - Tweet

Apocalypse, NOW!

Hollywood's really in an end-of-days mood at the moment. There's This Is The End (Seth Rogen and his stoner pals hang out at the end of the world); The World's End (Simon Pegg and his mates do the same thing on a pub crawl); Rapture-Palooza (Craig Robinson comes back from This Is The End only this time - he's got horns); and there's World War Z (a global zombie showdown), Pacific Rim (giant monsters v giant mechasuits), even Man Of Steel gets to fend off some serious intergalactic architectural destruction. Plus there was last year's Seeking A Friend For The End Of The World; not to mention the planet-wars in Eylsium and Ender's Game, and then Oblivion and After Earth which fast-forward to look at what the planet's like after everything's been wiped out. Are they trying to tell us something?

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Behind The Candelabra

Game Douglas & Damon double act dazzles, doesn't quite transcend the bio genre. Rob Lowe: cameOH!


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10th Jun 2013

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World War Z

Brad Pitt keeps his cool in a breathless globe-trotting zombie thriller that's more shock than gore.


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7th Jun 2013

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Trailer Park: Paranoia / The Family

A double-bill of older icons: first up, Harrison Ford gets a close shave to play a corporate raider wrangling with long-standing rival Gary Oldman via young bridge'n'tunnel hitech wizzkid Liam Hemsworth in Paranoia. Below, Michelle Pfeiffer is married to mobster Robert De Niro and finding The Family are getting bored with a life of witness protection, even when they're hiding out in France. Directed by Luc Besson.

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6th Jun 2013 - Add Comment - Tweet

Looper

Pseudo-indie, twisting sci-fi pic, that manages to be both better and worse than it could have.


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6th Jun 2013

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This Is The End

Surprisingly tight apocalypse bro-com with Seth Rogen and Jay Baruchel holed up in James Franco's pad.


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6th Jun 2013

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Tell No One

Occasionally clumsy, but this Francosised US novel packs some decent thrills.


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6th Jun 2013

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