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Due Date
Nicely costumed but otherwise unremarkable inflight entertainment. Planes, Trains meets Old School.
31st Oct 2011
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Easy A
Sparky high school riff on The Scarlet Letter, as Emma Stone fake-tramps her way to notoriety.
26th Oct 2011
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Route Irish
Uneven mash up of Iraq thriller and kitchen sink drama from Ken Loach.
22nd Oct 2011
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Che: Part One
Well crafted but unremarkable biography following the student hero's part in the Cuban Revolution.
20th Oct 2011
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Tintin
Plus: non-stop action, good gags, pace and functioning alcoholic hero. Minus: uncanny valley look hard to love.
16th Oct 2011
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The American
Dry, pretentious European-style thriller with Clooney in full Nescafé mode.
15th Oct 2011
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Going The Distance
Tame, mainstream studio-does-indie, long-distance romance flick. 'Like Crazy' was better.
15th Oct 2011
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Skyline
Inept, D-list (Milo from 24) sci-fi, playing out unexplained global alien invasion as sexy-teen horror.
15th Oct 2011
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American Horror Story
Loopy, OTT haunted house hysteria from Ryan "Nip/Tuck,Glee" Murphy. Jessica Lange gets best lines.
14th Oct 2011
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Misfits S3E1
Cracking opener for UK's premiere asbo-superheroes. Newbie Joe Gilgun has the energy to fill Nathan hole.
12th Oct 2011
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Contagion
Post-Sars Outbreak update w big international cast. Convincing, but does it say more than "global virus = v bad news"?
11th Oct 2011
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Cyrus
Mumblecore goes mainstream, though this black comedy still keeps it dark and indie.
11th Oct 2011
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Nowhere Boy
Dull, biography-by-numbers of pre-interesting John Lennon from Sam Taylor-Wood.
9th Oct 2011
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A Prophet
Well handled but slightly shapeless French take on 'Scarface'.
8th Oct 2011
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Real Steel
Amusing, one-dimensional kids action movie, the likes of which we haven't seen since 'Over The Top'.
7th Oct 2011
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The Ides Of March
Tightly wound, narrow-focus political thriller w Ryan Gilbey working the room for Gov Clooney.
6th Oct 2011
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Homeland
Clare Danes makes surprise Jack Bauer material in plotty CIA war on terror thriller with potential.
5th Oct 2011
Read more 3.5 star reviewsI Am Your Father!!!
Brilliant video capturing a son's reaction to the brutal truth.
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The Fall
Luscious, lavish art house epic. Painfully slow, with the emotional depth of a 90's Levi's ad.
3rd Oct 2011
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The Kids Are All Right
Engaging family dynamics drama that goes off the boil in act three.
2nd Oct 2011
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The Town
Entertaining heist movie with zero originality. Literally every beat is pinched from another classic.
1st Oct 2011
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The Tree of Life
Unique, ambitious, hypnotic masterpiece that makes it's own rules. Arthouse cinema on an epic scale.
27th Sep 2011
Read more 5 star reviewsTrailer Park: Being Elmo
Documentary about Kevin Clash, the man behind (inside) Sesame Street's Elmo [SHOULDN'T THIS COME WITH A SPOILER ALERT? ED]
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Hesher
Uneven, vaguely allegorical, suburban heavy-metal drama with Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Natalie Portman.
25th Sep 2011
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I Don't Know How She Does It
Don't know why she does it: autofill gender studies romcom antics from SJP, lite on rom/com.
24th Sep 2011
Read more 1 star reviewsStar Status: Peter Weir
How does Peter Weir rate in the Chimpomatic Star Status Movie Maths Generator?
It's 10 points for a Hit, 5 for a Maybe and 1 for a Miss... No TV movies or shorts, just cinema releases to date.
After re-watching Dead Poet's Society recently, for the first time since its release, I was struggling to think of a non-spectacular film by Australian director Peter Weir.
A quick disclaimer: I haven't personally seen early efforts Three To Go or The Last Wave but IMDB rates them 8.2 and 7.1 - so I've erred on the side of caution (due to their enthusiastic rating) and rated them Hit / Maybe here.
The Way Back (2010) MAYBE
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003) HIT
The Truman Show (1998) HIT
Fearless (1993) HIT
Green Card (1990) HIT
Dead Poets Society (1989) HIT
The Mosquito Coast (1986) HIT
Witness (1985) HIT
The Year of Living Dangerously (1982) HIT
Gallipoli (1981) HIT
The Last Wave (1977) MAYBE
Picnic at Hanging Rock (1975) HIT
The Cars That Ate Paris (1974) MAYBE
Three to Go (1971) (segment "Michael") HIT
HIT 11
MISS 0
MAYBE 3
Another disclaimer: No generosity applied to these ratings, with the possible exception of The Year of Living Dangerously, which is perhaps merely 'good'.
So that's 125 points out of a possible 140.
Peter Weir: you have scored an unbelievable 89.3%
If you dare make a purchase (and, er I think you should), you can do so here, allowing Chimpomatic to profit from his success. Check back soon for more Star Status movie maths. Same Chimp Channel, same Chimp Time...
23rd Sep 2011 - Add Comment - Tweet

Drive
Cliched, shamelessly derivative, thoroughly entertaining, 80s-drenched, LA car chase movie.
23rd Sep 2011
Read more 4 star reviewsTrailer Park: The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
fuller trailer up for David Fincher's upcoming English language version: looks like Wallander with more goths
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Trailer Park: J Edgar
Trailer up for Clint Eastwood's new movie, with Leonardo DiCaprio as the titular law-enforcer.
Via Apple Trailers
21st Sep 2011 - Add Comment - Tweet

Terrence Malick breaks cover
The picture above left has served as one of the only publicly available images of reclusive director Terrence Malick for a couple of decades - but last week he popped along to the Austin City Limits Music Festival, with Christian Bale and a camera crew.
Bale must have gotten a hall pass from the still-shooting Batman sequel, as he was swanning around around the festival playing some sort of rockstar type - check out the fascinating video here. It had been announced that Bale was cast in a Malick film, set to shoot in 2012, so this shoot may have only been a test - or just grabbing the opportunity to film at a large event like this - but a possible project could be something based around the life of Jerry Lee Lewis that Malick has been working on, which would tie in with the casting of the much-younger-than-Bale Haley Bennett as the other lead. More pics and info here, here and here.
Probably the most surprising thing about all of this is that Malick still looks exactly like that archive photo, right down to the hat.
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Ringer
Campy on-the-run mystery w Sarah Michelle Gellar masquerading as her own missing twin. It's double-Bluffy.
19th Sep 2011
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Aliens
The original grunts-in-space epic still stands ahead of the pack. Classic.
Halliwell says: Frightening but mechanical sequel with none of the half-assed poetry of the original.*
#JustWatched
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15th Sep 2011
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Sin Nombre
Slow, but stylish and well handled Central American indie favourite. Like 'Monsters' without monsters.
15th Sep 2011
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Mesrine
Killer Instinct
Stylish, French thriller, heavily indebted to Goodfellas. Expecting Part 2 to ape Casino.
13th Sep 2011
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Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps
Self-important, pseudo i-told-you-so waffle from an ever-tiring Oliver Stone.
13th Sep 2011
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Big ET News
Behind The Scenes Pic of the Day is a great series of photos run by Quint over at Ain't It Cool, which frequently features attention-grabbing pics from the world of film making. This one in particualr grabbed my attention ....as I always wondered where in LA they shot this scene from ET. I've been robbed.
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Terra Nova
Promising big budget dino romp about time-travelling colonialists. Avatar's grumpy army guy does same role.
11th Sep 2011
Read more 3 star reviewsPromo Promo: Malkmus vs Explosions In The Sky
Not collaborating unfortunately, but they both have new videos out featuring animal/monster type things. Malkmus up top, EITS below.
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Tron Legacy
The rules of the original are ignored, but the boring pace remains. Utterly superficial.
11th Sep 2011
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The Social Network
Solid direction, tight script and great acting make a Facebook movie as interesting as it can be.
10th Sep 2011
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Eat Pray Love
Tedious, expensive, offensive plod through world cliches, with a self-absorbed Julia Roberts.
10th Sep 2011
Read more 1.5 star reviewsThe Birdcage
Jamie Jones' excellent short just won Film London's 90 second film competition. It's great. Watch it here.
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New York, I Love You
Uninspired collection of tepid shorts, drearily executed as a series of cliches.
9th Sep 2011
Read more 2 star reviewsJim'll Fix It: Galactic Picnic
Someone has unearthed a borderline creepy episode of Jim'll Fix It, where a young kid gets to visit Luke Skywalker on the set of Dagobah.
I love Empire as much as the next guy, but looking back at it from this perspective there's a lot of goofy comedy in there. Just sayin'....
Via AICN
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The Skin I Live In
Cut me up, cut me down? Antonio Banderas returns to the Almodóvar fold for dark surgical menace.
9th Sep 2011
Read more 4.5 star reviewsSelf-lacing Nikes
Since Back To The Future 2 premiered in 1989, I'm pretty sure every male that saw it has dreamed of one day owning a pair of self-lacing Nikes. Now's your chance, as Nike are producing 1500 pairs of the shoes for a special auction to raise money for Michael J Fox's Foundation for Parkinson's Research. Possibly the single best thing Nike have ever done and a possible reason to break my 20 year hiatus from buying their products.

8th Sep 2011 - Add Comment - Tweet

Funny People
Engaging, accomplished comedy, blending fiction with the real world. Until it goes right off the boil.
7th Sep 2011
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Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy
Star studded, self-conscious, compelling Cold War remake. Still slow and complicated.
6th Sep 2011
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