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The Rover

Disappointing, drawn out second film from David Michôd. Style over substance and a dud turn from R Pat.


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27th Aug 2014

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Blood Ties

Cliched, pretentious, utterly derivative wanna-be-Scorsese gangster pic. Forgettable.


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26th Aug 2014

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Night Moves

Slow pace and a dry execution let down this promising environmentally friendly indie thriller.


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25th Aug 2014

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Up

If you like being punched in the emotional face you'll love this Pixar tearjerker. One of the best openings ever.


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25th Aug 2014

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Enough Said

Smartly-scripted romcom that flips a lot of tropes for analysis through the middle-aged divorcee lens.


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24th Aug 2014

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Godzilla

Underwhelming monster pic that's surprising similar to the '98 model. The trailer promised a more suspense.


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24th Aug 2014

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Gravity

Without the 3D or IMAX, this visually impressive space flick stretches a little too thin.


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23rd Aug 2014

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2 Guns

Good concept and smart-ass but derivative script, hampered by two of the least subtle actors in Hollywood.


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21st Aug 2014

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Lone Star

Thoughtful, multi layered modern cowboy pic, examining division through the generations of a Texan town.


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18th Aug 2014

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The Impossible

Intense tsunami drama. Well meaning and powerful in places, but essentially not serving a purpose.


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18th Aug 2014

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Rust and Bone

Complex French indie favourite that fails to completely engage.


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17th Aug 2014

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The Washington Snipers

Accomplished feature debut from Sundance '13. Stylish, beautifully shot, but underdeveloped.


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17th Aug 2014

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Saving Mr Banks

Forgettable, plodding Mary Poppins-related biography. Full of stars, but a bit low on magic.


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16th Aug 2014

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Thor

The Dark World

Star Wars meets LOTR for a forgettable entry into the Marvel universe.


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16th Aug 2014

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The Fisher King

Erratic, wacky morality tale from Terry Gilliam. Uneven, but elevated hugely by Bridges & Williams.

Halliwell says: Enjoyable more for its director's extravagances than for its attempt at modern myth-making, and finally too diffuse to be taken seriously.**


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12th Aug 2014

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The Sessions

Gentle, old-fashioned indie drama. Coming of age with a twist.


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11th Aug 2014

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Locke

Pretentious, boring gimmick movie that unfolds like a tedious, drunken anecdote in a joke Welsh accent.


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9th Aug 2014

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The Lady In The Lake

Glacially paced Raymond Chandler mystery, hampered immensely by the peep show camera style.

Halliwell says: Complex private eye yarn which makes the original Chandler dialogue sound childish by over-reliance on the subjective camera method: we see the hero's face only when he looks in a mirror. An experiment that failed because it was not really understood.*


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8th Aug 2014

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Last Ride

Stylish, forgettable small aussie drama about a bad fella bonding with his young son while on the run.


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4th Aug 2014

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Mistaken For Strangers

Intriguing self-referential rock doc about The National ...that quickly runs out of steam.


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3rd Aug 2014

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Not Waving But Drowning

Decent debut from Devyn Waitt, capturing a solid old school 90s indie vibe.


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2nd Aug 2014

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Captain America

The Winter Soldier

Solid sequel that manages to stay away from too much CGI hokum for a 70s vibe.


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2nd Aug 2014

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Night Moves

Classy slice of 70s film noir, with a fantastic, effortless script and a star turn from Gene Hackman.

Halliwell says: Apparently a Chandlerish mystery, this is really a Pinterish audience-teaser with obsessions about communication and the meaning of life. A smart-ass entertainment for eager trendies.*


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31st Jul 2014

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RIPD

Disarmingly competent - despite being an utter derivative of Men In Black, Ghostbusters and more.


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31st Jul 2014

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Sorcerer

Dull 'existential' 70s remake of tight 50s classic. Friedkin remains one of the most over-rated directors.

Halliwell says: Why anyone should have wanted to spend $20 million on a remake of The Wages Of Fear, do it badly, and give it a misleading title is anybody's guess. The result is dire.


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30th Jul 2014

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Love

Interesting low-budget sci fi, that has much to offer despite the ambition outstripping the execution in places.


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29th Jul 2014

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Medium Cool

Confident genre-bending 60s cult classic, that's running a little low on plot.

Halliwell says: Stimulating if overlong comment on the quality of life in the sixties, immaculately made and with a rather effective though obvious twist ending.**


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28th Jul 2014

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Blue Jasmine

Literally the best Woody Allen film in 20 years. Solid script and several great performances.


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27th Jul 2014

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Mud

Classy, slow burning character drama from Jeff Nichols, full of decent performances.


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20th Jul 2014

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Searching For Sugarman

Outstanding, intriguing, moving documentary about a deep black hole in the music industry.


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20th Jul 2014

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Promised Land

Smart, thought provoking drama from a Matt Damon/John Krasinski script. Well handled by Gus Van Sant.


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19th Jul 2014

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The Thin Red Line

Beautiful, epic, poignant film in the endless churn of war. Beautifully shot, acted and directed.


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13th Jul 2014

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Rush

Gimmicky nostalgia flick, short on focus and tension. About as interesting as a Formula 1 race.


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12th Jul 2014

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Now You See Me

A total car crash of a script, held together by smoke and mirrors.


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7th Jul 2014

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Timecrimes

A mind bending time travel loop does a magnificent job of distracting you from an otherwise thin plot.


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7th Jul 2014

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Transcendence

Promising sci-fi quickly morphs into hollow action in the hands of first time director Wally Pfister.


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4th Jul 2014

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Under The Skin

ScarJo plays the David Bowie role in Jonathan Glazer's unflinchingly old-fashioned sci-fi.


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28th Jun 2014

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No Country For Old Men

Intense cat and mouse chase between two incredibly well drawn characters.


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26th Jun 2014

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Sightseers

Confident, genre warping black comedy from Ben Wheatley. Not very likeable characters though.


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23rd Jun 2014

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The Deadly Game

Aka All Things To All Men. Stinking turd of a Brit thriller. From the producer of Kidulthood.


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22nd Jun 2014

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What Maisie Knew

Interesting, well performed indie take on bringing up a child …that jumps the shark at the end.


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21st Jun 2014

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Enemy

Ominous, enjoyably pretentious theatrical Lynchian waffle. With double introspection duty from Jake Gylenhaal.


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17th Jun 2014

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Borrowed Time

Poor direction and terrible photography are just two of the problems sinking this Brit stinker.


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17th Jun 2014

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The Wolverine

Competent but forgettable solo super hero action. Was expecting a bit more from James Mangold.


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13th Jun 2014

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Elysium

Well-executed dystopian sci-fi that manages to add up to less than the sum of its parts.


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9th Jun 2014

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Dallas Buyers Club

Well handled drama with a powerhouse performance from McRomcomedy. Tad long.


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8th Jun 2014

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Breathe In

Close-to-the-bone, occasionally ponderous midlife crisis drama from the Terrence Mallick of mumblecore.


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1st Jun 2014

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The Invisible Woman

Jane Campion-esque Dickens biog that never gets going - and overlooks the wonders on Nunhead.


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30th May 2014

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Laurel Canyon

Pretentious, cliche ridden meander through life and music - weighted by several leaden performances.


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27th May 2014

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The Lego Movie

Witty post-modern mash up that surprisingly manages to capture the awesomeness of \#LEGO.


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27th May 2014

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