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Jack Ryan Shadow Recruit

Convoluted, utterly unmemorable threeboot, with a dull Chris Pine and a Branagh double dip.


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27th May 2014

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The Killing Fields

A political powerhouse subject, let down by plodding execution and shapeless direction.

Halliwell says: Brilliantly filmed, but probably too strong for a commercial audience to stomach, this true adventure tosses one into the horror of modern war and leaves one reeling despite its comparatively happy ending.***


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16th May 2014

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Incendies

Intense French-Canadian-Middle-Eastern political drama which burns slowly and winds up tighter and tighter.


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16th May 2014

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Blue Ruin

Suspenseful, micro-budget revenge thriller. Solidly handled by first timer Jeremy Saulnier.


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16th May 2014

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Pain & Gain

Occasionally amusing muscle-comedy from Michael Bay. Could do with more comedy and less running time.


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5th May 2014

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Her

Modern, extremely stylish love story from Spike Jonze that meanders from thought provoking into ponderous.


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3rd May 2014

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The East

Engaging eco-thriller, building plausibly around a modern dilemma. Impressive 2nd pic from Zac Batmanglij.


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26th Apr 2014

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Philomena

An engaging story and a stand out turn from Judi Dench elevate this otherwise bog standard drama.


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25th Apr 2014

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Monsters University

Old School meets Muppets in this Pixar prequel. Needed more Frank the Tank.


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20th Apr 2014

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All Is Lost

Intense, lonely, one-man disaster pic. Methodically directed, with an intense turn from Robert Redford.


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9th Apr 2014

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Spring Breakers

Accomplished crack at the mainstream from Harmony Korine. MTV meets The Limey in an intense blur.


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6th Apr 2014

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The Perks of Being a Wallflower

Solid coming of age drama, with a great early 90s soundtrack.


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5th Apr 2014

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The Bling Ring

Promising modern fable, rendered as superficial and one dimensional as its subject.


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30th Mar 2014

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Captain Phillips

Intense modern piracy drama, skilfully handled as Paul Greengrass builds the tension and intensity.


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29th Mar 2014

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Before Midnight

Classy, accomplished threquel to Richard Linklater's meandering walking talk-a-thon.


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29th Mar 2014

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Lone Survivor

Intense but shapeless Special Ops shoot out with very little to say.


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20th Mar 2014

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This Is The End

Stupid post-modern, post-apocalyptic comedy from the frat pack, with the occasional funny moment.


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14th Mar 2014

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12 Years A Slave

Intense, harrowing slavery biopic. Steve McQueen leaps forward with a more accomplished hand.


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8th Mar 2014

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Sound City

Sentimental doc from Dave Grohl, looking back to better times. Trent Reznor disagrees, but still shows up.


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4th Mar 2014

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The Last Stand

Schwarzenegger Lite returns. Decent enough actioner that regresses into an A-Team episode for act 3.


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28th Feb 2014

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The Numbers Station

By the numbers small scale CIA drama. Cusack phones it in.


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7th Feb 2014

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Welcome to the Punch

Cliche ridden UK crime thriller that plays out like Heat written by the EastEnders staff.


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7th Feb 2014

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Salinger

Fascinating, surprisingly action-packed biography of one of the teenage chimpomatic's major heroes.


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30th Jan 2014

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The Trip

Subdued, prototype Coogan/Brydon pseudo doc, peppered with top gags. Reviewed here in US movie formation.


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26th Jan 2014

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Oblivion

Engaging, original sci-fi. Competently made and solidly realised, but somehow ringing a little hollow.


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25th Jan 2014

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One False Move

Tense, brutal film noir. Updating western sensibilities and old-fashioned tension for the 90s.


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25th Jan 2014

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The Voices

Intense, thought provoking black comedy, with a seriously dark underbelly.


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23rd Jan 2014

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What We Do In The Shadows

Riotous NZ vampire doc. Relentless laughs, and a rowdy performance from the Swerewolves.


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23rd Jan 2014

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Cold In July

Tense, witty, southern-drenched thriller. Dexter changes his M.O. and Don Johnson plays it cool.


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21st Jan 2014

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The Trip To Italy

Relentless laughs with a dramatic undercurrent as Coogan and Brydon riff their way round Italy.


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21st Jan 2014

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Kumiko, the Treasure Hunter

Old school indie pic with great script and central performance. Hilarity meets sadness.


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21st Jan 2014

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Boyhood

Epic indie odyssey from Rick Linklater, following lead actor Ellar Coltrane through 12 years of high school.


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20th Jan 2014

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Young Ones

Uneven indie sci fi from Jake Paltrow with much to recommend. \#Nowaterworld


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19th Jan 2014

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The Internship

'Old School' gets a version 2.0 update, with heavy product placement. Everybody learns something.


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16th Jan 2014

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The Company You Keep

Solid, old fashioned thriller with great turns from Redford and other veterans + great script.


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16th Jan 2014

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Man of Steel

Riddick meets LOTR as Zack Snyder cements his position as the most overrated director of his generation.


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16th Jan 2014

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Star Trek Into Darkness

Surprisingly watchable sci-fi, despite the near-parody casting. But then I'm no Trekkie.


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11th Jan 2014

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Raiders of the Lost Ark

Breathless story boarding, note perfect script and vintage Harrison Ford. All time top five.


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2nd Jan 2014

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Prisoners

Dense, old-fashioned thriller with ratcheting tension and powerhouse turns from Gyllenhaal and Jackman.


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31st Dec 2013

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The Departed

Over the top, unsubtle, bombastic and thoroughly enjoyable Scorsese picture. Great script, great turns.


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30th Dec 2013

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Bachelorette

Almost edgy female take on The Hangover, with some actual depth.


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28th Dec 2013

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Iron Man 3

Dismal CGI superhero farce, with crystal twiddler Robert Downey Jnr turned up to eleven.


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28th Dec 2013

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Public Enemies

Sluggish biopic with shoddy cinematography and a lot of wasted potential amongst the style.


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27th Dec 2013

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Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

The bronze medal of Indy movies, but Connery and Phoenix expand the formula.


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26th Dec 2013

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The Notebook

Solid, sentimental chick flick that occasionally threatens to paint outside the lines.


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22nd Dec 2013

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Prince Avalanche

Charming, thoughtful indie drama with that Paul Rudd that we like. Plus, @EITS soundtrack.


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17th Dec 2013

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Rampart

James Ellroy updates his police corruption schtick, with a heavy turn from Woody from Cheers.


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16th Dec 2013

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The Iceman

Competent period hit man biopic, that gets a bit distracted by the dressing up box instead of the script.


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9th Dec 2013

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The World's End

Another remake of that one @simonpegg / @edgarwright movie. This one's like Dr Who with swearing.


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8th Dec 2013

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Syriana

Stylish, classy, sprawling oil epic from Traffic's Stephen Gaghan. Backed up by a great ensemble cast.


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6th Dec 2013

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