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The Wolf of Wall Street

Weekend at Bernie's meets Goodfellas, as Scorsese goes to max. McRomcomedy steals the show.


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2nd Dec 2013

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Robot & Frank

Smart, touching near-future parable, with a great turn from Frank Langella.


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30th Nov 2013

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Zero Dark Thirty

Enthralling by default, this CIA procedural could have done with a more experienced touch.


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29th Nov 2013

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Starlet

Edgy, charming, stylish flick with some heavy indie cred.


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28th Nov 2013

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Les Revenants

Prototype, under developed film version of the pragmatic French zombie show. Less Mogwai. Less creepy.


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28th Nov 2013

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Crystal Fairy

Charming road movie. Michael Cera ditches the script and heads into the Chilean outback to trip out.


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21st Nov 2013

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The Hobbit

An Unexpected Journey

Zero tension as this near real-time prequel sets the pace. Goonies x Big Brother.


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19th Nov 2013

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Only God Forgives

Hilariously superficial art house twoddle. 'Style' turned up to 11, content down to zero.


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17th Nov 2013

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The Truman Show

Masterful modern classic. Funny, sad and ultimately uplifting - Jim Carrey's finest hour.


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17th Nov 2013

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On the Road

Stylish, faithful adaptation that manages to render the book as a pretentious load of jazz twoddle.


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16th Nov 2013

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Pacific Rim

Disappointingly vacuous, badly cast, tension-free monsters vs robots nonsense. GDT should know better.


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14th Nov 2013

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Gravity

One dimensional 3D space epic, that pushes its one trick pony to the limits. Mesmerising and gripping.


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14th Nov 2013

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Shame

Raw, emotional, stylish art house flick that's surprisingly slight and pretty depressing. Good OST.


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12th Nov 2013

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End of Watch

Witty, tense, effective police procedural, despite the contrived hidden cameras. Heat meets Blair Witch.


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3rd Nov 2013

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Side Effects

Taught, surprisingly Hitchcockian thriller, that makes for a great final film from Steven Soderbergh.


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2nd Nov 2013

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Seven Psychopaths

A snappy script and a great ensemble cast make this an entertaining romp.


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1st Nov 2013

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Gangster Squad

Clumsy 1D actioner that has its moments. The subtlety of LA Confidential is a distant memory.


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27th Oct 2013

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Friends With Kids

I'm still not sure if I'd seen this text book romcom before. Don Draper disappoints.


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26th Oct 2013

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Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy

Dry 70s reboot, bogged down in impressionism and art direction at the expense of drama.


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25th Oct 2013

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Dead Presidents

Prototype Hughes Brothers pic that fares surprisingly well in the post-VHS era ...until the 80m mark.


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24th Oct 2013

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Argo

Deftly handled period thriller, anchored by a solid script and a wide range of decent performances.


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19th Oct 2013

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Alex Cross

Dismal cop movie. Weak script, poor direction, bad casting and shocking acting. I couldn't stop watching.


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13th Oct 2013

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Django Unchained

Too long as usual, but relative restraint from Tarantino makes for his best pic since Jackie Brown.


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11th Oct 2013

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25th Hour

Classy love letter to NYC from Spike Lee, with a great script and a rare, restrained turn from Ed Norton.


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10th Oct 2013

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My Brother The Devil

You've seen this urban gang tale a thousand times. Decent direction brings a whiff of freshness.


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10th Oct 2013

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Flight

Pretty standard Denzel pic, as his sozzled pilot tries to do the right thing. Zemeckis plays it safe.


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9th Oct 2013

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The Master

Sumptuous, laborious epic. Someone needs to show this guy how to edit.


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3rd Oct 2013

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Tyrannosaur

Depressing, traumatic drama from Yorkshire, with good performances and the tiniest glimmer of hope.


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25th Sep 2013

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Silver Linings Playbook

Assured, energetic dramedy with a good post-Bulwinkle turn from DeNiro amongst others.


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21st Sep 2013

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Shifty

Shoddy, uninspired and underwhelming Brit indie flick.


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21st Sep 2013

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The Searchers

Stagey, studio John Wayne western that falls short of its ominous classic reputation.

Halliwell says: Desultory, easy-going, good-looking western in typical Ford style; a bit more solemn than usual.**


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20th Sep 2013

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The Rebound

CZJ and the guy from The Hangover stay safely between the lines in this predictable rom com.


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31st Aug 2013

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Down Terrace

Suburban crime drama that strays a little too close to 'Stella Street'.


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28th Aug 2013

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Upstream Color

Spellbinding, hypnotic indie sci-fi. A hugely individual vision, masterfully assembled.


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25th Aug 2013

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Celeste & Jesse Forever

Stylish, grown up, indie rom com - with a decent script and one foot in the real world.


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25th Aug 2013

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What To Expect When You're Expecting

I hope you're not expecting car chases and shoot outs.


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24th Aug 2013

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Lawless

Badly cast prohibition pic, sunk by multiple cases of over-acting. Watch 'The Untouchables' instead.


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24th Aug 2013

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The Dark Knight Rises

Clunky, epic shambles that struggles to cram all its half baked ideas into a 3 hour run time.


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21st Aug 2013

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Valhalla Rising

Pretentious, drawn out Viking odyssey from N Winding Refn, that takes a long time to not say much.


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20th Aug 2013

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Side By Side

Geeky documentary about the death of film cameras, held together admirably by Keanu Reeves.


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18th Aug 2013

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Red Dragon

Pointless re-hash of the unbeatable classic 'Manhunter', hamstringed further by Hopkins' hammy turn.


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16th Aug 2013

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Savages

Promising drama, directed to within an inch of its life by the ever-subtle hand of Oliver Stone.


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9th Aug 2013

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Jack Reacher

Textbook detective pic that burns slow and steady but never quite explodes.


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6th Aug 2013

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The Incredible Burt Wonderstone

Dull, formulaic comedy ...lacking in magic.


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6th Aug 2013

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Olympus Has Fallen

Lumpy action pic, with Gerard Butler playing 'Die Hard Goes To Washington'.


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6th Aug 2013

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The Place Beyond The Pines

Pretentious, self important indie epic with a few decent moments.


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6th Aug 2013

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A Field In England

Bold, original, bezerk UK Civil War indie ...that's a bit boring until they drop some mushrooms.


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29th Jul 2013

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Dredd

Dismal $45m fan-fiction turkey. Poorly written, shot, directed and acted.


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19th Jul 2013

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Killing Them Softly

Hugely stylish gangster pic, that treads a very fine line with pretentious boring waffle.


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11th Jul 2013

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The Lone Ranger

A bloated, wasted opportunity of a western, played for Jack Sparrow-esque gags at every turn.


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10th Jul 2013

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