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Battleship

Independence Day meets Pearl Harbour, in one of the best movies-based-on-a-toy ever.


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23rd Feb 2013

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To The Wonder

The lights are on but nobody's home, as Terence Malick's stylish tone poem comes close to self-parody.


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22nd Feb 2013

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Purple Rain

50% less acting than I remembered, but Prince's epic self-centred pop promo holds up surprisingly well.


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22nd Feb 2013

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Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

Pretentious, self consciously quirky Oscarbait that strangely fails to connect.


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17th Feb 2013

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Avengers Assemble

Shallow, unmotivated superhero ensemble with the occasional thrill.


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16th Feb 2013

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Peggy Sue Got Married

Interesting time travel companion to \#BTTF, held back by Coppola's pedestrian direction.

Halliwell says: It plays like and extended Twilight Zone, but with plenty of interesting details to back up and excellent leading performance.**


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15th Feb 2013

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Live Free Or Die Hard

Diluted actioner with plenty of decent moments + appalling finale.


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15th Feb 2013

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The Artist

Classy, post modern love letter to cinema, that's a couple of reels too long and not as subtle as 'Hugo'.


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10th Feb 2013

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The Iron Lady

Kaleidoscopic, meandering wander down a well trodden path of Mrs Thatcher anecdotes and impressions.


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9th Feb 2013

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The Decoy Bride

Shockingly pedestrian Scottish tourist board turkey, squandering some semi-decent talent.


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8th Feb 2013

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Contraband

Effortless smuggling thriller with Marky Mark on auto-pilot. Not \#TheOtherGuys.


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8th Feb 2013

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Wanderlust

Anaemic hippie comedy, with a sub-par turn out from that Paul Rudd that we like.


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2nd Feb 2013

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The Dictator

Ali G delivers this generations 'Coming To America'. You'll be embarrassed to find yourself laughing.


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1st Feb 2013

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Zero Dark Thirty

Slightly self-important and shapeless wander through the post-war on terror landscape.


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31st Jan 2013

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The Grey

Stylish direction, cinematography and music help elevate this otherwise standard man vs nature movie.


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30th Jan 2013

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Unknown

Taken, with a dash of Total Recall in Liam Neeson's amnesiac thriller.


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28th Jan 2013

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Sound Of My Voice

Stylish, tightly written DIY indie sci-fi, with a cult leader claiming to be from the future.


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25th Jan 2013

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The Bourne Legacy

Decent franchise expansion with plenty of thrills, but we've seen it all before.


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25th Jan 2013

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Il Futuro

Italian drama with an orphaned teen moving her life forward. Rutger Hauer plays a retired 60s action star.


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24th Jan 2013

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The Spectacular Now

Booze-tinged coming of age drama about moving your life forward. Semi-spectacular.


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24th Jan 2013

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Computer Chess

Hilarious period comedy, with a load of great performances and a lot of LOLs. Highly recommended.


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22nd Jan 2013

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Upstream Color

Brilliant, complex, layered humanist sci-fi. In a world of its own.


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21st Jan 2013

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The Meteor

Disappointingly unambitious French-Canadian experimental drama. More experiments please.


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20th Jan 2013

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Kill List

Original, strangely paced thriller, that veers off course and heads into fucked up territory.


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18th Jan 2013

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Safety Not Guaranteed

Engaging, low key, time travel comedy drama, with a raft of well-written characters.


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18th Jan 2013

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Blue Valentine

Decent character study that gets bogged down in predictable anti-plotting and self-importance.


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13th Jan 2013

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Chain Reaction

Sub-Fugitive chase/conspiracy, from that guy that made The Fugitive. With added science and Keanu.


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13th Jan 2013

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Another Earth

Spectacular low budget sci-fi that builds a touching human story in front of a high-concept backdrop.


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12th Jan 2013

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Dark City

Self-important Matrix precursor - equally full of faux philosophical mumbo jumbo.


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8th Jan 2013

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The Muppets

Well pitched, post-modern reboot, with added Brettie - so be warned, it is an actual musical.


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6th Jan 2013

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We Jam Econo: The Story of the Minutemen

Engaging niche documentary, featuring a punk who's-who of talking heads.


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3rd Jan 2013

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Desperately Seeking Susan

A great story helps carry this career-launching slice of 80s New York cool briskly along.

Halliwell says: Mildly diverting romantic mystery which could have been both funnier and more thrilling.*


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3rd Jan 2013

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The Descendants

Mellow, laid back Hawaiian dramedy - with a touching performance from a low-key George Clooney.


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2nd Jan 2013

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Buried

Tense and inventive one-man thriller that piles on the suspense, but wears a little thin as you might expect.


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1st Jan 2013

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Valley Girl

Influential teen-punk-rock-angst movie template. High on cred, low on plot.


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31st Dec 2012

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What Just Happened?

Engaging, stylish black comedy with DeNiro on rare decent form. Great Bruce WIllis beard cameo.


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31st Dec 2012

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Moon

Ambitious, stylish, old fashioned low-budget sci-fi that takes a while to find it's feet, but pays off nicely.


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30th Dec 2012

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Sherlock Holmes, A Game of Shadows

Noisy, shapeless sequel, sacrificing pace and clarity for style and set pieces.


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30th Dec 2012

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The Sitter

Lame attempt to modernise the brat pack movies of the 80s. Light on LOLs.


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29th Dec 2012

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2046

Incomprehensible, semi-futuristic rehash from Wong Kar Wai, who is seemingly out of fresh ideas and fading fast.


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29th Dec 2012

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Foul Play

Chevy almost plays it straight in this late 70s comedy-thriller, while Goldie Hawn does the screwball.

Halliwell says: Sometimes sprightly, sometimes tired rehash of Hitchcock elements, rather on the level of the similar Silver Streak.*


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28th Dec 2012

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Bad Santa

Unflinchingly depraved Xmas comedy, with a career-defining performance of Lebowski-esque proportions.


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27th Dec 2012

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It's A Wonderful Life

Inspiring, slow-burning sentimental Christmas classic with vintage waterworks finale. \#BTTFII.

Halliwell says: Superbly assembled small-town comedy drama in a fantasy framework; arguably Capra's best and most typical work.****


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26th Dec 2012

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The Adventures of Tintin

Spielberg brings a bit of mo-cap Indiana Jones action to the Belgian man-child.


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26th Dec 2012

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Hugo

Touching homage to cinema from that guy that did Goodfellas, tucked away behind a broad brushstrokes kids film.


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25th Dec 2012

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Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol

Tepid dud, sacrificing tension for coincidence and cheap laughs via Simon Pegg.


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21st Dec 2012

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Seven

The edgy extremities may have worn with time but David Fincher's masterpiece still packs an accomplished punch.


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16th Dec 2012

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Safe House

Decent coming-of-age CIA thriller, despite the usual OTT Denzel Washington.


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15th Dec 2012

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In The Mood For Love

Another retread of the usual WKW themes compensated by great art direction and cinematography.


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9th Dec 2012

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Timecrimes

Ingenious Spanish thriller that ties itself up in all kinds of knots.


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6th Dec 2012

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