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Contagion

Exciting, ambitious, ensemble medical thriller from Soderbergh - hampered by a dodgy turn from Jude Law.


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4th Dec 2012

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Weekend

Stylish, accomplished feature about a burgeoning romance ...that gets a bit drawn out.


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30th Nov 2012

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Tiny Furniture

Clinical 90s indie throwback, with lots of middle-class art students talking about themselves.


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25th Nov 2012

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The Final Countdown

Underdeveloped time-travel flick that pits an 80s aircraft carrier against the 40s Japanese.

Halliwell says: Quite an enjoyable bit of schoolboy science fiction, but containing no more body than an episode of Twilight Zone. The ending, as so often, is impenetrable.*


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21st Nov 2012

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50 / 50

Ambitious cancer movie, with an original take and many powerful moments.


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18th Nov 2012

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Alien Nation

Dated, but not unsuccessful, attempt to mash up buddy-cop and sci-fi tropes.

Halliwell says: What begins as an interestingly oblique look at the problem of racism soon turns into a lacklustre action movie.


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16th Nov 2012

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In Time

Clunky, clumsy, convoluted sci-fi from Andrew Niccol. Re-treading his usual themes.


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16th Nov 2012

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21 Jump St

Effective comedy reboot with @ChanningTatum making a good case to take over @Mark_Wahlberg's comedy crown.


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15th Nov 2012

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Act of Valor

Exciting first-person action can't trump a crass plot, appalling script and diabolical non-actor leads.


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11th Nov 2012

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War Horse

Plodding, formless WWII drama with Spielberg in full schmaltz mode. Blackadder IV meets Black Beauty.


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10th Nov 2012

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Win Win

Engaging, low-key, small-town wrestling comedy-drama ...with Paul Giametti and Gyp Rosetti.


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6th Nov 2012

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Haywire

Note to self - never cast a stunt actor as the lead in an ensemble feature film. Steven Soderbergh disaster.


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5th Nov 2012

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Crazy, Stupid, Love

Above average rom-com, with all the usual ingredients assembled in a fresh, touching way.


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3rd Nov 2012

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Paranoid Park

Gus Van Sant's skateboard / whodunnit mash up meanders aimlessly, pretending 'Kids' never happened.


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30th Oct 2012

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Texas Killing Fields

Shambolic, badly directed thriller from Michael Mann's daughter - set in a rainy (?!) Texas.


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29th Oct 2012

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Like Crazy

Successful low budget indie, building a touching portrait of firstlove and a long-distance relationship.


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29th Oct 2012

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Skyfall

Solid, stylish, well-rounded Bond - that tips its hat while also serving as something of a reboot.


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26th Oct 2012

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The 40 Yr Old Virgin

Prototype @JuddApatow movie without the LOLs of Knocked Up or the confidence of Funny People.


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25th Oct 2012

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Wish You Were Here

Compelling aussie drugs/holiday/infidelity mystery from @bluetonguefilms. Doesn't quite take off.


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14th Oct 2012

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Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

Beautifully handled, genre blending western with standout script, acting, direction.

Halliwell says: Humorous, cheerful, poetic, cinematic account of the two semi-legendary outlaws, winningly acted and directed. One of the decade's great commercial successes, not least because of the song 'Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head'.***


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14th Oct 2012

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The Thing

Unadventurous, shapeless reboot of an over-rated gross-out b-movie. About as interesting as AVP.


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14th Oct 2012

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My Week With Marilyn

B-list studded meander through Marilyn's time in Britain, shooting with Larry Olivier.


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6th Oct 2012

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Source Code

Plot-heavy Hitchcockian mash-up of 'Quantum Leap' and 'Groundhog Day' from Zowie Bowie.


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4th Oct 2012

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Looper

Decent time-travel conundrums from @RCJohnso in this indie-meets-tentpole scifi effort. A bit like 12 Monkeys.


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3rd Oct 2012

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Killing Them Softly

Disappointingly drawn out, pretentious thriller that would have made a decent short film.


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27th Sep 2012

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The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo

Once you peel back the hype all you're left with is an overlong but stylish whodunit.


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25th Sep 2012

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The Cabin In The Woods

Silly post-modern mash-up of Scooby Doo and The Truman Show. Wears thin pretty quickly.


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24th Sep 2012

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Moneyball

Solid, if slightly underwhelming sports drama with decent performances.


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18th Sep 2012

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One Day

Trite, superficial Harry Met Sally update, with laughable beards.


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14th Sep 2012

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Rise of the Planet of the Apes

Thoughtful action gives way to stupidity as Caeser becomes modern day Chimp Guervara.


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2nd Sep 2012

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Killer Elite

Clunky, confused actioner that can't decide which wasted star is the protagonist.


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19th Aug 2012

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The Help

Decent slice of Oscar-bait, with a scene stealing performance from Jessica Chastain.


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18th Aug 2012

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Edge of Darkness

A promising story quickly plummets into dullness with a cookie cutter performance from Mel Gibson.


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14th Aug 2012

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The Debt

Well-meaning but dull Nazi-hunting political actioner from John Madden.


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2nd Aug 2012

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Welcome to the Rileys

Contrived, downbeat melodrama from Ridley Scott Jnr.


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22nd Jul 2012

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The Dark Knight Rises

Convoluted plot and hammy dialogue help this expensive threquel take 2.5 hours to get going.


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19th Jul 2012

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Cowboys & Aliens

Jeopardy-free genre mash up that doesn't make the most of its potential, or it's cast.


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14th Jul 2012

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Strawberry Fields

Low-key indie Brit flick, with two sisters strained relationship impacting summer fruit picking.


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10th Jul 2012

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Killer Joe

Ugly, over-hyped exploitation movie from a past his best director that plays out like a 90s video nasty.


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10th Jul 2012

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Green Lantern

Expensive, often hilariously naff B-movie about a C-list superhero. Bomb.


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8th Jul 2012

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Friends With Benefits

Abysmal update to Harry Met Sally, with non-stop 'real' dialogue. Bizarro @Shaun_White cameo.


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8th Jul 2012

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The Whistle Blower

Rachel Weisz heads up a hard-hitting post-war-crimes investigation in Bosnia. Worthy thriller.


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7th Jul 2012

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Ali

Expensive, ambitious, stylish biopic with a decent turn from Fresh Prince. Unfortunately it's dead boring.


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7th Jul 2012

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X-Men First Class

Decent enough reload for the series, though the groovy 60s setting is undermined by cheesy effects.


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1st Jul 2012

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Newlyweds

Small scale, effortless, charming relationship comedy, made by @edward_burns for $9000. A lesson to us all.


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30th Jun 2012

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We Need To Talk About Kevin

Accomplished, terrifying, kaleidoscopic portrait of a child's descent to the dark side.


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29th Jun 2012

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Sideways

This 2004 vintage indie smash has not aged particularly well, but it still has its moments.


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25th Jun 2012

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30 Minutes or Less

Funny, tightly scripted comedy from @RubenFleischer with Eisenberg, @AzizAnsari and Danny McBride.


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16th Jun 2012

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Prometheus

Shapeless script and shoddy direction add up to make this Ridley Scott's 'Attack of the Clones'. Woeful.


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14th Jun 2012

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Arthur

Staggeringly unambitious reboot of an over-rated 'classic'.


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11th Jun 2012

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