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Alien

Tense, timeless sci-fi. Magnificently designed and executed and only mildly showing its 33 years.

Halliwell says: Deliberately scarifying and highly commercial shocker with little but its art direction to commend it to connoisseurs.*


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5th Jun 2012

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Martha Marcy May Marlene

Absorbing psychological indie cult-escape drama. Beautifully written, shot and directed.


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4th Jun 2012

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The Road

Episodic, relentlessly brutal post-apocalyptic drama. A right barrel of laughs.


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31st May 2012

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Love And Other Impossible Pursuits

Effective weepy as Natalie Portman deals with the pains of the modern family.


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29th May 2012

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Stay Cool

Amiable, returning-to-your-hometown comedy drama from the Polish Brothers, with a well-cast Winona Ryder.


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27th May 2012

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Wild Bill

Appalling, shambolic, episodic biopic - with Jeff Bridges never given a chance to get things going.


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23rd May 2012

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L'Immortel

Clunky French revenge actioner, with Jean Reno hunting down les mobsters that put 22 bullets in him.


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20th May 2012

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Donnie Darko

Post modern, post @DougCoupland time travel flick that favours style over substance.


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19th May 2012

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Class

80s derivative of The Graduate - that hasn't held up too well, despite the early brat pack connection.

Halliwell says: Ghastly travesty of The Graduate which aspires to every kind of sophistication it can think of but ends nowhere.


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19th May 2012

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Transformers Dark of the Moon

So OTT I had to watch in two sittings, with a final hour of unprecedented Bayhem.


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19th May 2012

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Super 8

Spielberg derivative that's more 'Goonies' than 'ET'. Not unsuccessful, but lacking the master's touch.


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14th May 2012

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Everything Must Go

Will Ferrell gets serious in this engaging drama/comedy - drawn from a Raymond Carver short.


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13th May 2012

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Gimme The Loot

Engaging low-key indie drama debut about graffiti bombers in NYC that won at @SXSW.


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11th May 2012

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Breathless

Superficial 80s remake of the New Wave classic. Obviously made an impression on Tarantino.

Halliwell says: Fashionable amalgam of sex and violence, borrowed from A Bout de Souffle but far to long after the event.


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7th May 2012

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A Little Bit of Heaven

Weepy chick flick that plays like an animated @Pinterest page. Alan Dale plays a doctor.


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4th May 2012

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Behind Enemy Lines

Surprisingly enjoyable pilot-on-the-run action flick that could've been made in 1986.


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2nd May 2012

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River's Edge

It may have moved from video shop shelf-filler to cult classic but the clumsy handling lets this down.


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30th Apr 2012

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Bad Teacher

Shockingly unimaginative low brow comedy - which fares even worse second time round.


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29th Apr 2012

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Collateral

A hokey ending, but the set-pieces and edgy technical direction still make for an often riveting thriller.


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16th Apr 2012

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The Messenger

Thoughtful, gut-wrenching, post-war drama with powerful performances from Ben Foster and Harrelson.


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15th Apr 2012

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Mr Mom

Dated, but amusing prototype John Hughes flick. Everybody learns something. You fill in the rest.


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15th Apr 2012

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Your Highness

Get your quest on, as Eastbound and Down goes retro in this swords and sorcery comedy. Stupid/funny.


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14th Apr 2012

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Captain America

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Enjoyable, old fashioned actioner, with plenty of nice comic book moments.


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2nd Apr 2012

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The Change Up

Gosling and Bateman swap lives. Everybody learns something.


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2nd Apr 2012

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Horrible Bosses

Low brow comedy update of 'Strangers on a Train'.


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2nd Apr 2012

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Warrior

Contrived, convoluted, testosterone filled fight flick, worthy of an 80s VHS rental.


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2nd Apr 2012

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The Descendants

Convoluted melodrama, with a decent central performance from George Clooney.


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23rd Mar 2012

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12 Monkeys

Engaging but overblown sci-fi romp, as Terry Gilliam stretches a 5 min experimental film out to 2 hours.


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20th Mar 2012

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Fast Five

Furiously paced ensemble heist movie. A muscle car next to Danny Ocean's vintage Porsche.


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17th Mar 2012

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Love And Other Drugs

Pseudo-deep, nostalgia tinged comedy > drama, painted with big, cliched brush strokes.


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12th Mar 2012

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Faster

The Rock does his best Lee Marvin impression while Billy Bob slums it in this unsubtle thriller-by-numbers.


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10th Mar 2012

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Schindler's List

Brutal masterpiece. Outstanding direction, assured writing and performances, amazing photography.


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5th Mar 2012

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Galaxy Quest

Entertaining post-modern comedy, effectively riffing and paying homage to the geek-fest of \#StarTrek.


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4th Mar 2012

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John Carter

An uneasy mix of sandals, sci-fi, Superman and cowboys that holds together, but never quite takes off.


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3rd Mar 2012

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Hanna

Abstract, ambitious, pretentious, graphical, European art house thriller. Like Wes Anderson doing Bourne.


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2nd Mar 2012

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Country Strong

Another lumbering plod through the troubled, lovelorn, cliche-ridden world of Country & Western.


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2nd Mar 2012

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State of Grace

Early 90s gangster pic - with juvenile Penn, Oldman and Reilly doing a dry run for 'The Departed'.

Halliwell says: Dull and plodding gangster movie.


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28th Feb 2012

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The Eagle

Roman action/drama that covers the same ground as 'Centurion', with twice the style and half the pace.


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25th Feb 2012

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The Company Men

Thoughtful unemployment drama, filled with solid performances and classy cinematography.


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25th Feb 2012

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Walking Tall

Fun smalltown actioner with a plot The A-team would be proud of except The Rock didn't know who to call.


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25th Feb 2012

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Married To The Mob

Tight, multi-layered comedy in Jonathan Demme's best film - and the antidote to 'Goodfellas'.

Halliwell says: Effervescent comedy-thriller that bubbles merrily along.**


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23rd Feb 2012

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Scarface

Shapeless pacing and shoddy production values make for one of the most over-rated film school favorites.

Halliwell says: Absurdly brutalized version of the above, with detailed violence and a superabundance of foul language. Scarface has now become an emigre Cuban, and the film seems to want to make a political statement.


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20th Feb 2012

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No Strings Attached

Devastatingly transparent and unambitious romcom-by-numbers with Natalie Portman.


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19th Feb 2012

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Tomorrow, When The War Began

Heartbreak High meets Red Dawn in this bland teen Aussie box office smash.


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17th Feb 2012

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Rush

Disappointingly dated, wooden, melodramatic undercover-cops-go-too-far movie. With added Eric Clapton noodling.


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15th Feb 2012

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No Man's Land

Surprisingly stylish slice of 80s action with @CharlieSheen ...like Point Break, without surfboards.


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14th Feb 2012

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The Lincoln Lawyer

Matthew McRomcomedy gets semi-serious in this tricksy courtroom drama ...an updated Jagged Edge.


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13th Feb 2012

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Chalet Girl

Unambitious @UKFilmCouncil drivel starring many of the usual suspects. I'm talking to you \#BillNighy.


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12th Feb 2012

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Battle Los Angeles

Stylish, directionless, underdeveloped video game shoot 'em up. Black Hawk Down with aliens.


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11th Feb 2012

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The Ghost

Clumsy, inefficient thriller. Was going to say wannabee-Polanski, then I noticed Polanski directed it.


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1st Feb 2012

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