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Alien
Tense, timeless sci-fi. Magnificently designed and executed and only mildly showing its 33 years.
Halliwell says: Deliberately scarifying and highly commercial shocker with little but its art direction to commend it to connoisseurs.*
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5th Jun 2012
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Martha Marcy May Marlene
Absorbing psychological indie cult-escape drama. Beautifully written, shot and directed.
4th Jun 2012
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The Road
Episodic, relentlessly brutal post-apocalyptic drama. A right barrel of laughs.
31st May 2012
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Love And Other Impossible Pursuits
Effective weepy as Natalie Portman deals with the pains of the modern family.
29th May 2012
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Stay Cool
Amiable, returning-to-your-hometown comedy drama from the Polish Brothers, with a well-cast Winona Ryder.
27th May 2012
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Wild Bill
Appalling, shambolic, episodic biopic - with Jeff Bridges never given a chance to get things going.
23rd May 2012
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L'Immortel
Clunky French revenge actioner, with Jean Reno hunting down les mobsters that put 22 bullets in him.
20th May 2012
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Donnie Darko
Post modern, post @DougCoupland time travel flick that favours style over substance.
19th May 2012
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Class
80s derivative of The Graduate - that hasn't held up too well, despite the early brat pack connection.
Halliwell says: Ghastly travesty of The Graduate which aspires to every kind of sophistication it can think of but ends nowhere.
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19th May 2012
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Transformers Dark of the Moon
So OTT I had to watch in two sittings, with a final hour of unprecedented Bayhem.
19th May 2012
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Super 8
Spielberg derivative that's more 'Goonies' than 'ET'. Not unsuccessful, but lacking the master's touch.
14th May 2012
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Everything Must Go
Will Ferrell gets serious in this engaging drama/comedy - drawn from a Raymond Carver short.
13th May 2012
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Gimme The Loot
Engaging low-key indie drama debut about graffiti bombers in NYC that won at @SXSW.
11th May 2012
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Breathless
Superficial 80s remake of the New Wave classic. Obviously made an impression on Tarantino.
Halliwell says: Fashionable amalgam of sex and violence, borrowed from A Bout de Souffle but far to long after the event.
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7th May 2012
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A Little Bit of Heaven
Weepy chick flick that plays like an animated @Pinterest page. Alan Dale plays a doctor.
4th May 2012
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Behind Enemy Lines
Surprisingly enjoyable pilot-on-the-run action flick that could've been made in 1986.
2nd May 2012
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River's Edge
It may have moved from video shop shelf-filler to cult classic but the clumsy handling lets this down.
30th Apr 2012
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Bad Teacher
Shockingly unimaginative low brow comedy - which fares even worse second time round.
29th Apr 2012
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Collateral
A hokey ending, but the set-pieces and edgy technical direction still make for an often riveting thriller.
16th Apr 2012
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The Messenger
Thoughtful, gut-wrenching, post-war drama with powerful performances from Ben Foster and Harrelson.
15th Apr 2012
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Mr Mom
Dated, but amusing prototype John Hughes flick. Everybody learns something. You fill in the rest.
15th Apr 2012
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Your Highness
Get your quest on, as Eastbound and Down goes retro in this swords and sorcery comedy. Stupid/funny.
14th Apr 2012
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Captain America
The First Avenger
Enjoyable, old fashioned actioner, with plenty of nice comic book moments.
2nd Apr 2012
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The Change Up
Gosling and Bateman swap lives. Everybody learns something.
2nd Apr 2012
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Horrible Bosses
Low brow comedy update of 'Strangers on a Train'.
2nd Apr 2012
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Warrior
Contrived, convoluted, testosterone filled fight flick, worthy of an 80s VHS rental.
2nd Apr 2012
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The Descendants
Convoluted melodrama, with a decent central performance from George Clooney.
23rd Mar 2012
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12 Monkeys
Engaging but overblown sci-fi romp, as Terry Gilliam stretches a 5 min experimental film out to 2 hours.
20th Mar 2012
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Fast Five
Furiously paced ensemble heist movie. A muscle car next to Danny Ocean's vintage Porsche.
17th Mar 2012
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Love And Other Drugs
Pseudo-deep, nostalgia tinged comedy > drama, painted with big, cliched brush strokes.
12th Mar 2012
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Faster
The Rock does his best Lee Marvin impression while Billy Bob slums it in this unsubtle thriller-by-numbers.
10th Mar 2012
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Schindler's List
Brutal masterpiece. Outstanding direction, assured writing and performances, amazing photography.
5th Mar 2012
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Galaxy Quest
Entertaining post-modern comedy, effectively riffing and paying homage to the geek-fest of \#StarTrek.
4th Mar 2012
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John Carter
An uneasy mix of sandals, sci-fi, Superman and cowboys that holds together, but never quite takes off.
3rd Mar 2012
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Hanna
Abstract, ambitious, pretentious, graphical, European art house thriller. Like Wes Anderson doing Bourne.
2nd Mar 2012
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Country Strong
Another lumbering plod through the troubled, lovelorn, cliche-ridden world of Country & Western.
2nd Mar 2012
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State of Grace
Early 90s gangster pic - with juvenile Penn, Oldman and Reilly doing a dry run for 'The Departed'.
Halliwell says: Dull and plodding gangster movie.
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28th Feb 2012
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The Eagle
Roman action/drama that covers the same ground as 'Centurion', with twice the style and half the pace.
25th Feb 2012
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The Company Men
Thoughtful unemployment drama, filled with solid performances and classy cinematography.
25th Feb 2012
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Walking Tall
Fun smalltown actioner with a plot The A-team would be proud of except The Rock didn't know who to call.
25th Feb 2012
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Married To The Mob
Tight, multi-layered comedy in Jonathan Demme's best film - and the antidote to 'Goodfellas'.
Halliwell says: Effervescent comedy-thriller that bubbles merrily along.**
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23rd Feb 2012
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Scarface
Shapeless pacing and shoddy production values make for one of the most over-rated film school favorites.
Halliwell says: Absurdly brutalized version of the above, with detailed violence and a superabundance of foul language. Scarface has now become an emigre Cuban, and the film seems to want to make a political statement.
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20th Feb 2012
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No Strings Attached
Devastatingly transparent and unambitious romcom-by-numbers with Natalie Portman.
19th Feb 2012
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Tomorrow, When The War Began
Heartbreak High meets Red Dawn in this bland teen Aussie box office smash.
17th Feb 2012
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Rush
Disappointingly dated, wooden, melodramatic undercover-cops-go-too-far movie. With added Eric Clapton noodling.
15th Feb 2012
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No Man's Land
Surprisingly stylish slice of 80s action with @CharlieSheen ...like Point Break, without surfboards.
14th Feb 2012
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The Lincoln Lawyer
Matthew McRomcomedy gets semi-serious in this tricksy courtroom drama ...an updated Jagged Edge.
13th Feb 2012
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Chalet Girl
Unambitious @UKFilmCouncil drivel starring many of the usual suspects. I'm talking to you \#BillNighy.
12th Feb 2012
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Battle Los Angeles
Stylish, directionless, underdeveloped video game shoot 'em up. Black Hawk Down with aliens.
11th Feb 2012
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The Ghost
Clumsy, inefficient thriller. Was going to say wannabee-Polanski, then I noticed Polanski directed it.
1st Feb 2012
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