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Life In A Day

Touching, inspiring, crowd sourced documentary. Like a people-centric Koyannisqatsi.


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5th Nov 2011

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Unstoppable

More unsubtle, pretentious action from Denzel and Tony Scott. Must have been inspired after Pelham 123.


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4th Nov 2011

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At Close Range

Well handled, tense 80s angst classic, with Penn(s), Walken and Glover amongst the rogues gallery.

Halliwell says: Relentlessly brutal, dispiriting and quite pointless melodrama, even with the saving grace of a factual basis.


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4th Nov 2011

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Easy A

Cocky teenage comedy, featuring lots of people talking over the top of each other.


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1st Nov 2011

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Due Date

Nicely costumed but otherwise unremarkable inflight entertainment. Planes, Trains meets Old School.


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31st Oct 2011

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Route Irish

Uneven mash up of Iraq thriller and kitchen sink drama from Ken Loach.


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22nd Oct 2011

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Che: Part One

Well crafted but unremarkable biography following the student hero's part in the Cuban Revolution.


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20th Oct 2011

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The American

Dry, pretentious European-style thriller with Clooney in full Nescafé mode.


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15th Oct 2011

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Going The Distance

Tame, mainstream studio-does-indie, long-distance romance flick. 'Like Crazy' was better.


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15th Oct 2011

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Skyline

Inept, D-list (Milo from 24) sci-fi, playing out unexplained global alien invasion as sexy-teen horror.


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15th Oct 2011

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Cyrus

Mumblecore goes mainstream, though this black comedy still keeps it dark and indie.


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11th Oct 2011

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Nowhere Boy

Dull, biography-by-numbers of pre-interesting John Lennon from Sam Taylor-Wood.


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9th Oct 2011

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A Prophet

Well handled but slightly shapeless French take on 'Scarface'.


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8th Oct 2011

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Real Steel

Amusing, one-dimensional kids action movie, the likes of which we haven't seen since 'Over The Top'.


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7th Oct 2011

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The Fall

Luscious, lavish art house epic. Painfully slow, with the emotional depth of a 90's Levi's ad.


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3rd Oct 2011

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The Kids Are All Right

Engaging family dynamics drama that goes off the boil in act three.


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2nd Oct 2011

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The Town

Entertaining heist movie with zero originality. Literally every beat is pinched from another classic.


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1st Oct 2011

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The Tree of Life

Unique, ambitious, hypnotic masterpiece that makes it's own rules. Arthouse cinema on an epic scale.


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27th Sep 2011

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Hesher

Uneven, vaguely allegorical, suburban heavy-metal drama with Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Natalie Portman.


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25th Sep 2011

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Drive

Cliched, shamelessly derivative, thoroughly entertaining, 80s-drenched, LA car chase movie.


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23rd Sep 2011

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Aliens

The original grunts-in-space epic still stands ahead of the pack. Classic.

Halliwell says: Frightening but mechanical sequel with none of the half-assed poetry of the original.*


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15th Sep 2011

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Sin Nombre

Slow, but stylish and well handled Central American indie favourite. Like 'Monsters' without monsters.


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15th Sep 2011

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Killer Instinct

Stylish, French thriller, heavily indebted to Goodfellas. Expecting Part 2 to ape Casino.


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13th Sep 2011

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Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps

Self-important, pseudo i-told-you-so waffle from an ever-tiring Oliver Stone.


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13th Sep 2011

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Tron Legacy

The rules of the original are ignored, but the boring pace remains. Utterly superficial.


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11th Sep 2011

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The Social Network

Solid direction, tight script and great acting make a Facebook movie as interesting as it can be.


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10th Sep 2011

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Eat Pray Love

Tedious, expensive, offensive plod through world cliches, with a self-absorbed Julia Roberts.


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10th Sep 2011

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New York, I Love You

Uninspired collection of tepid shorts, drearily executed as a series of cliches.


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9th Sep 2011

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Funny People

Engaging, accomplished comedy, blending fiction with the real world. Until it goes right off the boil.


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7th Sep 2011

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Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy

Star studded, self-conscious, compelling Cold War remake. Still slow and complicated.


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6th Sep 2011

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Four Lions

Edgy, challenging black comedy from Chris Morris that doesn't quite deliver, but certainly provokes.


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5th Sep 2011

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Days of Heaven

Dated, but still majestic slice of 1970's Terrence Malick. Amazing photography and atmosphere.

Halliwell says: Visually a superb slice of period life, let down by obsessively self-important and symbolic drama; also by imperfect sound recording.**


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2nd Sep 2011

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Inception

The worlds most expensive and profitable student film. Well handled, hokey fun. Smoke a bowl first.


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29th Aug 2011

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Superman Returns

Big brush strokes can't save Singer's surprisingly mundane and dreary take on the Superman legend.


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29th Aug 2011

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Fish Tank

Hardly a laugh a minute, as Andrea Arnold returns to familiar ground for her most accomplished film yet.


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22nd Aug 2011

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Whatever Works

Larry David is seamlessly transplanted into the role of Woody Allen, in Woody's best film in years.


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15th Aug 2011

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Monster-in-Law

Romcom by numbers with J-Lo. See 'Maid in Manhatten' for details.


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14th Aug 2011

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Exit Through The Gift Shop

Interesting street art expose, that unfortunately descends into tedious farce.


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14th Aug 2011

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Please Give

Slight, over-confident indie drama. Light on drama.


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13th Aug 2011

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The Other Guys

Hilariously stupid buddy cop movie, which defies expectation to flourish beyond an inflight scenario.


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12th Aug 2011

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The Secret In Their Eyes

Classy Argentinian murder-mystery, that deservedly took home the Best Foreign Film Oscar.


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6th Aug 2011

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Henry V

Dated but assured adaptation from the young Kenneth Branagh. Highlighted by the rain of the English Longbow.

Halliwell says: A darker film than Olivier's, with which it can stand comparison, stressing the brutality of war.***


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6th Aug 2011

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Dinner For Schmucks

Convoluted comedy made bearable by cameos from Zach @Galifianakisz, Jermaine and Chris O'Dowd.


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3rd Aug 2011

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The Lovely Bones

Schmaltzy drama, re-treading Jackson's own The Frighteners. And the godawful What Dreams May Come.


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31st Jul 2011

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Piranha

Gimmicky horror remake. Like Baywatch meets The Birds.


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30th Jul 2011

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Skateland

Nicely shot but over-confident and under-developed suburban nostalgia drama, set in early 80's America.


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28th Jul 2011

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Platoon

Brilliant rites of passage movie that still stands as the definitive depiction of the war in Vietnam.

Halliwell says: Not badly done in the style of Bataan (plus brutality and gore). One would have thought it too late to do it at all, but the American public made it a box-office hit.**


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24th Jul 2011

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The Karate Kid

Decent enough 80s classic remake, though the kids are 5 years younger and it's relocated to China.


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21st Jul 2011

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Knight and Day

Big, expensive, contrived, noisy action comedy - that's light on comedy. Sub par from James Mangold.


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17th Jul 2011

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Scott Pilgrim vs The World

Gimmicky, over-organized, teen geek movie. Manages to make $85m look like $1m. Fail.


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17th Jul 2011

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