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Old School

Extremely watchable, vintage \#stupido antics from Frank the Tank and the gang.


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17th Jul 2011

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Bridesmaids

Dismal, laugh-free attempt to make a Hangover-for-girls. 4 people walked out of my screening.


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14th Jul 2011

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Master and Commander

Impeccable period drama, combining a riveting portrayal of life at sea with action and emotion.


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11th Jul 2011

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Fanboys

Well observed LOL-athon geek-out, as 4 losers attempt to steal a Phantom Menace preview from the Lucas Ranch.


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10th Jul 2011

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The Tree of Life

Ambitious, epic, unique view of life, big and small. Beautifully shot, acted, edited and soundtracked.


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9th Jul 2011

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The A-Team

Erratic attempt to translate nostalgic TV show into an adult blockbuster. This plan didn't come together.


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4th Jul 2011

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4-3-2-1

Diabolical brit-chic-flick caper. Incomprehensible plotting. Poor acting. Awful photography. Shocking.


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3rd Jul 2011

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Maid In Manhattan

Old fashioned romance that's solidly made with few surprises.


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3rd Jul 2011

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A Nightmare on Elm Street

Suspense free, unsurprising remake of an over-rated 80's shocker.


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3rd Jul 2011

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Salt

Thoroughly confusing, convoluted, shapeless spy thriller. Mission Impossible cross-bred with The Fugitive.


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2nd Jul 2011

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Beautiful Losers

Inspirational film documenting the artists circling NYC's Alleged Gallery in the 90's. Obey.


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1st Jul 2011

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Scenes From The Suburbs

Ambitious, stylish short from Spike Jonze that's sadly missing the bits between the 'Scenes'.


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28th Jun 2011

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The Crimson Rivers

Gripping French thriller as two cops investigate some mountain murders. Better than Wexford.


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25th Jun 2011

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Little Fish

Stylish, but miscast, downbeat and painfully slow suburban Aussie drama from Rowan Woods.


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22nd Jun 2011

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Philadelphia

Dated and bizarrely directed Jonathan Demme landmark courtroom drama that still packs a punch.


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19th Jun 2011

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My Summer of Love

Accomplished Brit indie flick for the Goldfrapp generation.


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19th Jun 2011

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Winter Kills

A star studded bizarro blip on Jeff Bridges CV. Possibly a black comedy. Definitely inexplicable.

Halliwell says: Heavy-going and confusing melodrama with much flashy editing. Despite its cast, it was never satisfactorily released.


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12th Jun 2011

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Blonde Ambition

Lowest common denominator fish out of water romantic comedy. Secret Of My Success is a distant memory.


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11th Jun 2011

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Predators

Inventive, but hokey, shallow sequel ...bringing Robert Rodriguez's A-Game.


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11th Jun 2011

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Fragments

Ensemble drama following the effect of a shooting. Ambitious but under developed. From \#TheBoys Rowan Woods


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11th Jun 2011

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Solitary Man

Tired retread of several previous Michael Douglas films. Made seemingly poignant by his advancing age.


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8th Jun 2011

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US Marshals

Decent attempt to follow up outstanding actioner 'The Fugitive'. Lacking Harrison Ford, but added twists.


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5th Jun 2011

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Valentine's Day

Rom-com version of Short Cuts ....without anything like Raymond Carver or Robert Altman.


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5th Jun 2011

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Bad Lieutenant Port of Call New Orleans

Unfathomable, pedestrian re-imagining from Werner Herzog, with added iguana.


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5th Jun 2011

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She's Out Of My League

Disappointing, flat, meandering dirty rom com with Jay Baruchel. Judd Apatow not involved.


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5th Jun 2011

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The Romantics

Unambitious old - friends - reunite - for - wedding flick, covering well trodden ground.


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4th Jun 2011

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Terminator Salvation

This under rated (by me), well handled, stylish addition to the franchise has much to offer.


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3rd Jun 2011

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Bad Teacher

Some laughs, but Bad Santa + School of Rock + Cameron Diaz does not equal the sum of it's parts.


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3rd Jun 2011

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The Proposition

Keep forgetting I've seen this dry Australian western from Nick Cave ...which can't be a good sign.


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30th May 2011

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Toy Story 3

A final homage as our favorite toys tug the sentimental heartstrings for one last time. Brilliant.


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29th May 2011

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Robin Hood

Second, dad-supervised viewing. Some good bits, but both overambitious and under-developed.


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27th May 2011

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Iron Man 2

Stupid, lazy, rushed, shapeless, underdeveloped sequel - sacrificing style for pure volume.


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26th May 2011

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The Bounty Hunter

Gerard Butler has to get ex-wife/bail jumper Jen Aniston back in custody. Midnight Run it is not.


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20th May 2011

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Blitz

Valiant, star-studded mainstream Brit cop thriller. Well managed, but hampered by cliched, clunky characters.


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17th May 2011

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The Way Back

The stellar director and all-star cast can't save this dull wartime road movie, lacking in jeopardy.


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15th May 2011

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The Manchurian Candidate

60's thriller with Sinatra that has lost much of the edginess it must have had at the time.

Halliwell says: Insanely plotted but brilliantly handled spy thriller, a mixture of Hitchcock, Welles and All The King's Men.***


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9th May 2011

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The Invention of Lying

Dry, convoluted comedy from Ricky Gervais - stretching out a drunken pub idea to 96 mins.


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8th May 2011

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Get Him To The Greek

Potentially average comedy, elevated to more by @RustyRockets multiple LOL inducing performance.


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7th May 2011

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Centurion

Brutal, bloody, basic, Roman soldier romp with Michael Fassbender and Dominic West.


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5th May 2011

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The Lookout

Convoluted, post-Memento heist movie with Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Freeze-frame ending.


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1st May 2011

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The Scouting Book For Boys

Beautifully shot but disappointingly underdeveloped, over-serious UK indie flick.


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29th Apr 2011

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Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

Mindless derivative actioner ...though the tone is often more 'Life of Brian' than 'Gladiator'.


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28th Apr 2011

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As Tears Go By

Early WKW movie with only Maggie Cheung and a cantopop-Berlin-cover montage hinting at later skills.


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25th Apr 2011

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Cemetery Junction

Well-trodden but effective coming of age movie from the Reading suburbs of the 1970's.


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24th Apr 2011

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Adam

Touching if over-stretched Asperger's drama with Rose Byrne.


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24th Apr 2011

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Whip It!

Touching coming of age roller derby chick flick, with some serious indie cred. Impeccable soundtrack too.


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22nd Apr 2011

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Thor

Another needless 3D comic book epic ...from the invisible hand of Kenneth Branagh. Saved by humor and Natalie P.


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19th Apr 2011

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From Paris With Love

Travolta Besson = shallow, thoughtless action, offering little more than slow-mo Kung-Fu.


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17th Apr 2011

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Greenberg

Stylish, but slow and borderline pretentious indie drama with barely any likeable characters. Good OST.


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17th Apr 2011

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London Boulevard

Utterly derivative star-studded London gangster nonsense. Thought William Monahan had a better rep.


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16th Apr 2011

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