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Extract

Slight, amiable, if slightly miscast comedy from the guy that made Beavis and Butthead. With Jason Bateman.


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15th Apr 2011

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Baraka

Spectacular 65mm film, beautifully restored, HD re-release of Ron Fricke's touching, hypnotic visual poem.


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14th Apr 2011

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Let Me In

Sombre, moody vampire horror that effectively clones the Swedish original with little alteration.


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13th Apr 2011

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Primer

Underdeveloped and underfunded, though still brilliant low-key time travel indie sci-fi movie.


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13th Apr 2011

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Jackass 3D

More borderline homo-erotica from Knoxville & crew. Viewer discretion is advised.


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13th Apr 2011

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The Other Guys

Will Ferrell brings his A Game in this LOL-packed stupido comedy.


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13th Apr 2011

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The Next Three Days

Unsubtle and hollywood-ized, but still entertaining remake of French escape thriller 'Pour Elle'.


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8th Apr 2011

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The Fighter

Predictable boxing flick with none of the tension, depth or subtlety of Raging Bull or $1M Baby.


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8th Apr 2011

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Miller's Crossing

Prototype Coen Brothers flick, showing buckets of promise but lacking their later sophistication.

Halliwell says: Sombre, solidly made thriller, directed with a macabre skill.**


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29th Mar 2011

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Crazy / Beautiful

Disappointingly unambitious 00s version of 'Some Kind of Wonderful', with added potential insanity.


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27th Mar 2011

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Robin Hood

$155m of utterly shapeless shambles as an occasionally scouse Robin plods through a revisionist Sherwood


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26th Mar 2011

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Brothers

Powerful post-war drama from Jim Sheridan with intense perfomances from Toby Maguire and Donnie Darko.


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26th Mar 2011

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Black Swan

Amazing cinematography and art direction style out this hammy horror romp. White = good. Black = bad.


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21st Mar 2011

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Kick-Ass

Disappointing, predictable, DIY superhero movie. Not big enough in budget or ambition to better the big boys.


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20th Mar 2011

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Cop Land

Brilliant modern western, built around the basics of good story, good direction and great performances


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19th Mar 2011

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The Baader Meinhof Complex

Endless, shapeless biopic of the 70's West German terrorist group. Lacking in suspense.


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9th Mar 2011

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The Square

Effective, old school film noir - set in suburban Australia.


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8th Mar 2011

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Something Wild

Always forget I've seen this one. A strange 80's brand of dark, wild comedy. See also 'After Hours'.


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8th Mar 2011

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Unthinkable

Tricksy prisoner-interrogation thriller with Sam Jackson ...that in the end was as obvious as it seemed.


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8th Mar 2011

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Shutter Island

Shining vs video games as Scorcese pulls tricks out the bag in this hokey, old-fashioned studio pic.


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7th Mar 2011

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Lethal Weapon 2

Effective, old school, big-budget action sequel marking the beginning of the slide to action/comedy.

Halliwell says: Extremely violent policier which caters to the Rambo crowd but has enough pizazz to recommend it to most classes.


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6th Mar 2011

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I Love You Phillip Morris

Disappointingly shapeless series of camp escapades with Jim Carrey and Ewan MacGregor.


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6th Mar 2011

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The Greatest

Slightly convoluted, grief-stricken ensemble drama with Bronson Brosnan, Johnson, Mulligan and Sarandon.


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6th Mar 2011

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Repo Men

Empty, derivative sci-fi nonsense with Jude Law. Not a sequel to Repo Man.


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4th Mar 2011

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Animal Kingdom

For the third time - at Mrs CSF's request. Still film of the year so far. Masterful.


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27th Feb 2011

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Clash of the Titans

Worst-case-scenario blockbuster sacrificing plot, script and acting for tedious CGI action.


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27th Feb 2011

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Pulp Fiction

Tarantino's showy, overlong 2nd film highlights all of his swagger - signposting his later flaws.


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27th Feb 2011

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The Prestige

The weak string in Chris Nolan's bow, as magic isn't fun when you know how it's done. Dodgy accents too.


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20th Feb 2011

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Elite Troop 2

Bonkers Brazilan SWAT team movie, in the style of The Departed or Infernal Affairs.


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19th Feb 2011

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Lipstikka

Poorly acted melodrama, as Lipstick Jungle meets Basic Instinct - via Palestine.


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19th Feb 2011

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Off Beat

Easily the best Swiss-German-Gay-Hip Hop movie I've ever seen.


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18th Feb 2011

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The Fountain

Devastatingly serious twoddle from Darren Aronofsky. Now I remember why he dropped off my radar.


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18th Feb 2011

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Daybreakers

Disappointing, high-concept, vampire/sci-fi flick. Ethan Hawke should know better.


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13th Feb 2011

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The Crazies

Decent, semi-plausible modern zombie tale. A remake of Romero's 1973 film.


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12th Feb 2011

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Crazy Heart

Entertainment by numbers as Jeff Bridges channels his inner dude as washed-up country singer Bad Blake.


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6th Feb 2011

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Never Let Me Go

Beautifully shot and art directed movie which unfolds as a painfully sincere companion to The Island.


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3rd Feb 2011

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Invictus

Morgan Freeman as Nelson Mandela in a film about rugby directed by Clint Eastwood. What's not to like?


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2nd Feb 2011

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Harry Brown

Hoodie-centric retread of Death Wish. Michael Caine should know better by now.


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2nd Feb 2011

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The Departed

Deeply flawed, but thoroughly entertaining moviemaking-masterclass from Martin Scorcese.


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1st Feb 2011

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Gangster No1

Showoff, cliched, superficial UK gangster flick. Like Goodfellas, but everyone is played by Joe Pesci.


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1st Feb 2011

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The Interpreter

Twisty thriller set in the UN, which keeps you in your toes, but somehow falls a little flat.


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1st Feb 2011

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Green Zone

Iraq war detective thriller. Disappointingly slow from Damon and Greengrass, with clumsy politics.


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31st Jan 2011

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Suburban Girl

Weak, empty romantic drama with Sarah Michelle Gellar and Alec Baldwin. No redeeming features.


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30th Jan 2011

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Where The Wild Things Are

Disengaging attempt to expand a 10 line kids book into a 100m/£100m adult blockbuster.


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30th Jan 2011

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Everybody's Fine

Touching drama as a widower reconnects with his 4 kids. Another small step along DeNiro's recovery.


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28th Jan 2011

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After Dark, My Sweet

Misfiriing 90's noir, with Jason Patric as a hobo boxer, getting into trouble in a small town.

Halliwell says: Wildly melodramatic thriller with dull performances.


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27th Jan 2011

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Ned Kelly

Ineffective Aussie outlaw epic. Nicely shot, but hampered by a poor script and weak direction.


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27th Jan 2011

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Like Crazy

Accomplished and stylish - if slightly predictable movie about first love.


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25th Jan 2011

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Take Shelter

A double acting tour de force in this powerful study of mental illness and the pressures of life.


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25th Jan 2011

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Another Earth

Stunningly original, low budget sci-fi - exploring the possibility of the discovery of a mirror earth.


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24th Jan 2011

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