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Vampire

Painfully underdeveloped modern take on the age-old vampire needs of death and love.


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23rd Jan 2011

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The Future

Miranda July's quirky sophomore feature hits many of the same notes as her first, to great effect.


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22nd Jan 2011

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Fifty Dead Men Walking

Involving drama about a deep cover IRA informant.


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20th Jan 2011

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Animal Kingdom

Twice in a month - this Aussie crime thriller must be good.


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20th Jan 2011

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Mercury Rising

Decent enough cop movie, with Bruce Willis doing what he does best.


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17th Jan 2011

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Did You Hear About The Morgans?

Staggeringly unambitious, dream-team rom-com.


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16th Jan 2011

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The Book of Eli

Derivative, post-apocalyptic drivel. Denzel and Gary Oldman should know better.


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15th Jan 2011

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Winter's Bone

Underdeveloped, indie hit, updated western - as a Missouri girl hunts the body of her meth-cook dad.


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13th Jan 2011

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Catfish

Unique, suspenseful, tragic, zeitgeist-capturing documentary about social networking.


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13th Jan 2011

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The Men Who Stare At Goats

Rambling, sub-Coen Bros psychic army comedy.


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12th Jan 2011

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Children of Men

Clumsy sci-fi, hamstringed by smart-ass tracking shots - despite the promising premise.


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12th Jan 2011

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The Perfect Storm

About as exciting as an action/adventure about the weather can be.


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11th Jan 2011

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In America

Sympathetic, heart wrenching study of a family dealing with grief as they start a new life in New York.


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11th Jan 2011

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Sherlock Holmes

Acceptable, Guy Ritchified reboot for the original private eye.


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10th Jan 2011

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The Sum Of All Fears

Decent re-boot, as Ben Affleck's Jack Ryan plausibly defuses World War III.


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9th Jan 2011

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Toy Story

The original Pixar blockbuster is still a classic ...though a little less adult-friendly than I remembered.


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9th Jan 2011

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The Hurt Locker

Subtle, tension riddled procedural drama following a bomb disposal unit in Iraq. A bit long.


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9th Jan 2011

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Fucked Up Love

'Blind Date' the only real highlight in an otherwise painfully slow collection of shorts.


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8th Jan 2011

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The Town

Thoroughly entertaining heist movie from Ben Affleck. Deducting for so thoroughly 'homaging' Heat.


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7th Jan 2011

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Animal Kingdom

Brilliant, brooding, Aussie underworld thriller. A great debut and the best film of 2011 ...so far.


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7th Jan 2011

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Jarhead

Magnificently assembled film, unfortunately offering little more than updated 80's war movie cliches.


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3rd Jan 2011

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Syriana

Stylish, sprawling, epic look at levels of subterfuge and intrigue with the oil industry and the middle east.


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3rd Jan 2011

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The Adventures of Robin Hood

Timeless, spectacular, epic swashbuckler - with beautiful Technicolor cinematography.

Halliwell says: A splendid adventure story, rousingly operatic in treatment, with dashing action highlights, fine comedy balance, and incisive acting all round. Historically notable for its use of early three-colour Technicolor; also for convincingly recreating Britain in California.****


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2nd Jan 2011

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Staten Island

Clunky compilation of three interlinked short stories.


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1st Jan 2011

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Alice in Wonderland

More tedious psychedelics from Tim Burton.


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1st Jan 2011

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Anything For Her

Gripping French prison break drama, with echoes of The Fugitive.


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30th Dec 2010

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Somewhere

Pretentious, drawn-out fluff from Sofia Coppola. A promising idea, stretched to Jarmuschian proportions.


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29th Dec 2010

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Dorian Gray

Bodice-ripping, period action movie, predictable in style and execution.


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28th Dec 2010

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Moonwalk One

Incredible, beautifully restored Koyaanisqatsi-esque documentary about Apollo 11, from 1970.


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28th Dec 2010

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SFW

Shambolic Generation X-ploitation movie. The Stephen Dorff revival has begun.


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28th Dec 2010

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Black Swan

Masterfully crafted, pretentious but compelling horror from Aronofsky. The Force is strong with this one.


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27th Dec 2010

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Precious

Beautifully acted, unique, original and challenging 80's urban drama - if still a little uneven.


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27th Dec 2010

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Avatar

Cartoony, cliched re-hash of Cameron's repertoire, plus Dances With Wolves. Thought it would be better in 2D.


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26th Dec 2010

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Up In The Air

Original, inventive, touching rom com with George Clooney on top form.


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25th Dec 2010

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The Fantastic Mr Fox

Clever old school animation from Wes Anderson brings Roald Dahl's cheeky chap to life.


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25th Dec 2010

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It's Complicated

Promising romcom for grown ups ...which isn't that complicated.


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24th Dec 2010

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The Fugitive

Impeccable writing and direction, plus a near-career best turn from Harrison Ford. Flawless.


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23rd Dec 2010

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Me and Orson Welles

Slight, but amiable historical comedy - from a deep undercover Richard Linklater.


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20th Dec 2010

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Weirdsville

Amusing Canadian indie stoner comedy. With dwarves.


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15th Dec 2010

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The Wolfman

The 71m 1940's 'classic' original gets an over-stylized, under-developed re-hashing. Thin.


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15th Dec 2010

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Monsters

Masterfully handled low-budget sci-fi. Easily the best film I've seen in a while.


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11th Dec 2010

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Lakeview Terrace

Tense and well handled suburban thriller from Neil LaBute, with Samuel Jackson and Patrick Wilson.


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7th Dec 2010

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Slumdog Millionaire

Danny Boyle does Chungking Express in this deftly handled tale.


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5th Dec 2010

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Twilight: New Moon

Emo-teenage-vampire-by-numbers sequel.


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4th Dec 2010

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Four Christmases

Predictable, seasonal rom-com with Vince Vaughn. I slept through Christmases 2&3.


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4th Dec 2010

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The Education of Charlie Banks

Well handled coming-of-age movie from Fred Durst. Jesse Eisenberg stars


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4th Dec 2010

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2012

Hilariously OTT, icon demolishing, end-of-the-world, mega-disaster movie.


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28th Nov 2010

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The Boys Are Back

Nicely shot, but overly sentimental Clive Owen-as-single-dad drama.


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28th Nov 2010

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Cellular

Low signal thriller-by-numbers with Captain America and Jason Statham.


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25th Nov 2010

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Law Abiding Citizen

Gerard Butler romcom + Se7en + Saw = odd mix.


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21st Nov 2010

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