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Surveillance

Nine

An endless stream of stereotypes and cliches. It's a musical. I was asleep after 10 minutes.


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21st Nov 2010

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Paranormal Activity

The most profitable movie of all time. Creepy, but ultimately quite boring horror.


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14th Nov 2010

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The Ugly Truth

Romcom by numbers with Gerard Butler and Katherine Heigl.


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14th Nov 2010

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Irma Vep

Intriguing but underdeveloped 90's arthouse, with Maggie Cheung bringing method to her cat burglar role.


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12th Nov 2010

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Harry Potter & The Half Blood Prince

A presumed adherence to the book makes for a long, slow film.


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8th Nov 2010

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Pretty In Pink

Flawless 80's classic, with a killer soundtrack and endless scene-stealing turns from James Spader.


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6th Nov 2010

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The Hangover

Old School meets Weekend At Bernies, thin, but with some fine comedy moments.


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6th Nov 2010

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Away We Go

Slight and under-developed road trip dramedy from Sam Mendes.


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6th Nov 2010

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The Social Network

Solidly made movie with a top notch cast + crew .....but ultimately a dull biopic.


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17th Oct 2010

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The Parallax View

Forgot that I watched this, slow, self important conspiracy classic on Moviedrome in the 80's.

Halliwell says: Stylish, persuasive political thriller with a downbeat ending; the villains win.*


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16th Oct 2010

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Teenage Paparazzo

Straightforward but engrossing documentary from Vinnie Chase, turning the cameras on the paparazzi.


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11th Oct 2010

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Up

Heart wrenching tale from Pixar about life's opportunities. Lovely.


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10th Oct 2010

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The Firm

Nick Love's retrofied remake of Alan Clarke's football hooligan classic.


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10th Oct 2010

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A Single Man

Stylish, classy, luscious, old school arthouse movie from Tom Ford. Best film I've seen in a while.


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6th Oct 2010

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Sherlock Holmes

Mis-cast but entertaining outing for the timeless detective. Guy Ritchie calls the shots.


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29th Sep 2010

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Hot Tub Time Machine

Surprisingly bearable 80's retro mash up, where BTTF meets Groundhog Day.


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29th Sep 2010

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Cameraman: The Life and Work of Jack Cardiff

Inspiring documentary on the legendary cinematographer.


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29th Sep 2010

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The A-Team

Lumbering re-boot of the 80s TV show.


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29th Sep 2010

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The Taking of Pelham 123

Over-cranked but dull remake of the Robert Shaw classic.


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22nd Sep 2010

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Bride Wars

Dull wedding comedy with Hathaway and Hudson.


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19th Sep 2010

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Road to Perdition

Sam Mendes' cold and calculated 30s gangster flick. With great photography from Conrad Hall.


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17th Sep 2010

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Once Upon A Time In The West Midlands

Dissapointing sub-Mike Leigh antics from Shane Meadows.


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12th Sep 2010

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Judge Dredd

Underrated, but far from classic comic book sci-fi from Danny Cannon.


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12th Sep 2010

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District 9

Disappointingly unsubtle sci-fi, extrapolated from Neil Blomkamp's innovate short 'Alive In Jo'burg'.


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12th Sep 2010

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Rebel Without A Cause

Beautifully shot, acted and directed - Nicolas Ray's masterpiece is still ahead of it's time.

Halliwell says: The first film to suggest that juvenile violence is not necessarily bred in the slums, this somewhat dreary melodrama also catapulted James Dean to stardom as the prototype fifties rebel.**


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8th Sep 2010

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Training Day

Twisting thriller with a typically OTT performance from Denzel. Better than I remembered.


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7th Sep 2010

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Tron

Disney's innovative & original 80s Wizard of Oz, which unfortunately hasnt got any deeper or less dull with age.

Halliwell says: Complicated science fantasy chiefly interesting for its computerized blend of live action and animation, which isn't always successful.*


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5th Sep 2010

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The Soloist

Engaging, ambitious, borderline pretentious drama from the director of Atonement, with Robert Downey Jr.


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5th Sep 2010

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Terminator Salvation

Badly thought out, derivative sequel that ultimately entertains at the expense of the franchise.


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4th Sep 2010

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The Line

La Linea

Pretentious, under-developed clone of Soderberg's Traffic, with none of the class.


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30th Aug 2010

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Space Cowboys

Strangely lethargic OAP astronaut adventure from Clint Eastwood.


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27th Aug 2010

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Gomorra

Classy, assured, multi-layered crime drama documenting the urban mafia in Naples.


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26th Aug 2010

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Doubt

Cerebral nun-as-detective period film with Meryl Streep.


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22nd Aug 2010

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Adventureland

Superior, 80s-set coming of age movie, with an appropriately killer soundtrack.


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20th Aug 2010

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The Big Lebowski

Stellar script, flawless performances and deceptively casual direction. The Dude still abides.


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16th Aug 2010

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Gamer

OTT Running Man/Truman Show/Matrix mash up from the Crank guys.


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14th Aug 2010

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The Proposal

Romcom by numbers with Sandra Bullock. I expect to be at a longhaul destination after a movie like this.


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13th Aug 2010

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Year One

Stupid stupid stupid. A VHS rental for the new millennium.


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8th Aug 2010

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The Long Goodbye

Rambling, shambolic Philip Marlowe case from Robert Altman, with shoddy production quality.

Halliwell says: Ugly, boring travesty of a well-respected novel, the apparent intention being to reverse the author's attitudes completely and to substitute dullness and incomprehensibility.


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4th Aug 2010

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Payback

Straight Up

Retrofied reworking of Mel Gibson's 1999 Point Blank reworking. Still sloppy.


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3rd Aug 2010

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Julia

Engaging and original kidnap movie with Tilda Swinton - that ultimately loses it's way.


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25th Jul 2010

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My Sister's Keeper

Ambitious, ensemble drama from Nick Cassavetes documenting a family dealing with cancer.


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24th Jul 2010

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Bronson

Painfully slow 89 minute prison biopic, which is disappointingly pretentious. Chopper meets Derek Jarman.


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23rd Jul 2010

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The Boat That Rocked

Loving re-created 60's pirate radio drama. Would have worked better at 45 than 33.


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22nd Jul 2010

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Serpico

Stylish and classy cop corruption with 1970's Pacino, hampered in the action stakes by being based on fact.


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20th Jul 2010

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The Young Victoria

Sumptuous and stylish biographical romance. A little dull.


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18th Jul 2010

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The Last Picture Show

Classic Texan coming of age tale, complete with moody photography and great performances.

Halliwell says: Penetrating nostalgia with over-emphasis on sex; the detail is the attraction.***


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18th Jul 2010

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In The Electric Mist

Overcomplicated murder mystery with Tommy Lee Jones, made worse by shoddy editing.


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17th Jul 2010

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X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Another lazy and unadventurous addition to the sagging franchise.


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17th Jul 2010

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Spartan

Cold ruthless action from an excellent Val Kilmer in David Mamet's dry thriller.


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11th Jul 2010

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