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The Other Man

Under-developed romantic mystery with Liam Neason. The 85 minute running time took forever.


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10th Jul 2010

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Inception

Mind boggling thrills with a brain - thoroughly entertaining and original, with top notch performances.


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10th Jul 2010

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Enemy of the State

This conspiracy thriller is aging well and is still the highlight on Tony Scott's showreel.


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6th Jul 2010

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Pearl Harbour

Michael Bay turns it up to 11 in his unsubtle, entertaining, bombastic epic.


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4th Jul 2010

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Land of the Lost

Unadventurous, misdirected action comedy vehicle with Will Ferrell reviving the throwback TV show.


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4th Jul 2010

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Sunshine Cleaning

Two sisters set up a crime scene cleaning business. Nice premise.... very, very slowly executed.


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4th Jul 2010

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Star Trek

Disappointing reboot as the confusing plot points eat themselves again. Fake lensflare in every shot too.


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4th Jul 2010

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Death Race

No surprises from this over-confident futuristic car chase blood bath. Statham watchable as usual.


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3rd Jul 2010

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Cast Away

Tom Hanks' solitary performance lifts this Hollywood take on Robinson Crusoe out of the ordinary.


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30th Jun 2010

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We Were Soldiers

Randall Wallace's ambitious start-of-the-Vietnam-war movie promises much but delivers cliches.


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29th Jun 2010

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Nobody Knows

Charming and touching tale of Japanese kids left at home alone. Even if it is torturously long.


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28th Jun 2010

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Moon

Interesting and original - if not totally successful - sci-fi, with great performances from Sam Rockwell.


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26th Jun 2010

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Let The Right One In

Subtle, slow, stylish, Swedish, subtitled.


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21st Jun 2010

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The Punisher: War Zone

One of the thinnest plots I've ever seen. Like Neighbours does superheroes.


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20th Jun 2010

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Angels & Demons

Surprisingly watchable science vs religion hokus pokus sequel/prequel from Tom Hanks and Ron Howard.


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19th Jun 2010

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Casualties of War

A harrowing subject, rendered in a cliched and dated way - under the long shadow of Platoon.

Halliwell says: Simple minded, melodramatic account of a true incident.*


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19th Jun 2010

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Snatch

A little dated, but only by 'homage' to the original.


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13th Jun 2010

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Public Enemies

The docu style and attention to detail are admirable, but the awful photography and music sink this.


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6th Jun 2010

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The Wrestler

Assured, engaging performances from Aronofsky and Mickey Rourke in this tragic observational drama.


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6th Jun 2010

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Grosse Point Blank

90's highlight from John Cusack, which has aged well. Funny and suspenseful with some great lines.


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5th Jun 2010

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Sex & the City 2

Shallow, literally offensive drivel, that's a lot more #2 than the first one, which I enjoyed..


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30th May 2010

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Tropic Thunder

Sometime amusing parody of every war movie ever. Great Tom Cruise cameo too.


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28th May 2010

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Rachel Getting Married

Part laidback masterpiece, part wordy pretentious actor-led twaddle. I struggled to finish.


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27th May 2010

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Vicky Christina Barcelona

Woody Allen's paper thin romance owes a heavy debt to Whit Stillman's 'Barcelona'.


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16th May 2010

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The Game

Always on the edge of unwatchable, Davd Fincher's paranoid thriller still got game.


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16th May 2010

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Waltz With Bashir

Intriguing, animated drama-documentary about the 1982 Israel/Lebanon war.


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16th May 2010

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State of Play

Thoughtful, thoroughly engaging reboot of the BBC show - with added papers vs blogs context. Excellent.


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15th May 2010

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Thief

An unlikeable and unsubtle performance from James Caan lets down this prototype Michael Mann action flick.


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8th May 2010

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CQ

Fun, self-aware, retro sci-fi parody from Roman Coppola.


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3rd May 2010

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Gran Torino

Disappointing swansong for Clint's acting career, with any promise hamstringed by a v clumsy script.


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27th Apr 2010

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He's Just Not That Into You

Well-paced group rom-com that may touch on a few home truths....


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24th Apr 2010

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Vanishing Point

Easy Rider crashes into a wall of cheese in this roadmovie classic, saved by a luxury HD transfer.


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21st Apr 2010

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Milk

Slightly rambling gay rights bio, saved by good performances and art direction.


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18th Apr 2010

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In The Loop

Entertaining big-screen outing for 'The Thick Of It' crew, with added Tony Soprano.


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13th Apr 2010

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The International

Clive Owen channels his inner Bond in this corporate espionage thriller, saved by a good shootout


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5th Apr 2010

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Revolutionary Road

Sumptuous, if rather hackneyed adaptation of Richard Yates' classic novel.


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4th Apr 2010

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Nick & Nora's Infinite Playlist

Plenty of musical cred in this teen romcom, but there's a lot of studio polish.


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3rd Apr 2010

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Watchmen

Cinematic, sprawling, but ultimately disengaging superhero romp.


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1st Apr 2010

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GI Joe

The Rise of Cobra

Surprisingly unterrible toy franchise action movie with some decent stars hamming it up.


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1st Apr 2010

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The Time Traveller's Wife

Once again Eric Bana keeps finding himself without clothes. And this time he's married.


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1st Apr 2010

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Zombieland

Amusing, US entry to the zom-com genre. What do you say Bill Murray?


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1st Apr 2010

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500 Days of Summer

Well-observed indie rom-com, perfectly aimed at the GenrationX-er.


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1st Apr 2010

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Surrogates

Predictable sci-fi hokum with a young and old Bruce Willis.


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1st Apr 2010

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Transformers 2

All the confusion and chaos of Transformers 1, but amped up to 11 and still stretched out to 150m.


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1st Apr 2010

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Up In The Air

Original, thoughtful rom-com, with top notch Clooney.


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1st Apr 2010

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Inglorious Basterds

Another over-long pretentious mess from Tarantino. Brad Pitt adds to the problem.


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1st Apr 2010

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Armored

Security guards stage a heist. Nimrod Antal directs. Don't hold your breath for Predators to be any good.


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1st Apr 2010

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Cutter's Way

Confusing, pretentious and wholly inadequate 80's 'detective' movie with Jeff Bridges..

Halliwell says: Heavy-going melodrama which tries very hard to be something more than a thriller, and manages only to imply that the world stinks; so it might as well have stuck to Philip Marlowe.


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26th Mar 2010

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Wall-E

Typically flawless offering from Pixar, from the last-droid-on-Earth sub-genre.


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8th Mar 2010

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