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The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

Classy and stylishly done, but ultimately a bit slow and boring.


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6th Mar 2010

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Terminator 2

Dated, but still bombastic sequel, with that awesome Arnie-isn't-the-bad guy twist to kick things off.


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28th Feb 2010

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Seven Pounds

Touching, if slightly convoluted drama with Will Smith.


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28th Feb 2010

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Duplicity

Disappointing, tricksy corporate espionage rom-com from Tony Gilroy. More Oceans 11 that Michael Clayton.


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23rd Feb 2010

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Confessions of a Shopaholic

Unadventurous rom-com, with no surprises.


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22nd Feb 2010

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Post Grad

I was on a plane and it was on. Empty first-job rom-com with odd casting including Burton's Batman.


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18th Feb 2010

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Sommersault

Artfully shot, if a little pretentious. Great performances from Abbie Cornish and Sam Worthington.


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18th Feb 2010

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Shorts

Likeable kid-flick from Rodriguez. Possibly his most rounded movie so far. Duckie and James Spader co-star.


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18th Feb 2010

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Funny People

Great movie from Judd Apatow. Great to see Adam Sandler getting serious and Eric Bana getting less so.


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18th Feb 2010

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The Informant!

Great turn from Matt Damon in Soderberg's Coen Brothers-style farce.


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18th Feb 2010

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Beautiful Losers

Inspiring film documenting the skate/art scene centered around Alleged Gallery in the 90s.


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12th Feb 2010

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To Live and Die in LA

Hard for this cliched 80s thriller to stay dark, when it's lit by neon suits. Inc Wang Chung.

Halliwell says: High-gloss, foul-mouthed, hysterical crime melo, a kind of west coast French Connection.


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8th Feb 2010

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The September Issue

Intersting by default, but hardly a masterpiece.


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8th Feb 2010

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Avatar

Ground breaking, but hardly surprising sci-fi from the broad-stroked brush of James Cameron.


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1st Feb 2010

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Cape Fear

Scorcese's 90s tour de force. Menacing and mean, but still a bit stupid in the third act.

Halliwell says: A remake superior to the original, a grimly effective thriller, filled with a sense of brooding menace.***


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31st Jan 2010

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Valkyrie

Dull war time conspiracy.


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31st Jan 2010

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Max Payne

More drivel from wooden wonderboy Mark Wahlberg.


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11th Jan 2010

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Million Dollar Baby

Superior, heart-breaking drama from Clint.


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10th Jan 2010

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Elephant

Alan Clarke's inspirational short, documenting the brutal reality of planned violence.


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9th Jan 2010

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Meet The Parents

Over-rated comedy with a semi-notable performance from DeNiro.


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9th Jan 2010

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The Corpse Bride

Pedestrian 'darkness' from Tim Burton.


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9th Jan 2010

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Back To The Future II

Underrated, but still awesome - with one of the best cliffhangers ever.

Halliwell says: Extraordinarily raucous, confusingly plotted, poorly performed (rarely have actors aged so unconvincingly) sequel that amounts to little more than a trailer for the third part of the series.


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3rd Jan 2010

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Se7en

Now classic 90's thriller from David Fincher and Darius Khondji.


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2nd Jan 2010

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Blowup

Giving pretentious photographers a bad name since 1966.


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2nd Jan 2010

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Coming Home

Superior pre-Oliver Stone Vietnam movie.

Halliwell says: Self-pitying romantic wallow, which must mean more to American audiences than to others. Goodish acting.*


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1st Jan 2010

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Surveillance

Nasty, electrifying thriller from David Lynch Jnr.


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1st Jan 2010

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My Best Friends Girl

Dispicable, ugly romcom - desperatly in need of help from McRomcomedy..


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1st Jan 2010

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The Birds

Time has made it a classic, but this one's from the skimpy end of the Hitchcock spectrum.

Halliwell says: A curiously absorbing work which begins as light comedy and ends as apocalyptic allegory, this piece of Hitchcockery has no visible point except to tease the audience and provide plenty of opportunity for shock, offbeat humour and special effects (which despite the drumbeating are not quite as good as might be expected). The actors are pawns in the master's hand.***


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31st Dec 2009

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Stardust

Some entertaining originality in this fantasy, while watching for some DeNiro performance cross-referencing.


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31st Dec 2009

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Just married

Unsteady romcom with Aplusk and Brittany Murphy.


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27th Dec 2009

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Ghostbusters

Dated effects and a flimsy plot held together beautifully by the Bill Murray superglue.

Halliwell says: Crude farce with expensive special effects. It took more money - millions more - than Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, which must say something about the age we live in.*


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27th Dec 2009

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Billy Elliot

Ballet + miners + living the dream still a great mix.


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25th Dec 2009

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Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Often underrated, it's still a total classic. Spielberg + Ford at their best.

Halliwell says: Slow-starting adventure romp with much ingenuity and too much brutality and horror. In the US it caused the creation of a new censor certificate: PG(13).*


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23rd Dec 2009

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The Diving Bell and the Butterfly

Some big names on the crew for this astonishing story.


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20th Dec 2009

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Frost/Nixon

Unique and engaging docudrama from Ritchie Cunningham.


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19th Dec 2009

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Defiance

The dodgy accents don't help in this WW2 spin on Robin Hood.


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13th Dec 2009

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What Just Happened?

Artfully directed Hollywood satire, marking DeNiro's best movie in years. Beautiful.


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8th Dec 2009

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Happy Go Lucky

Dull, possibly condescending drama saved only by the excellent Eddie Marsden.


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8th Dec 2009

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Fred Claus

Took a nap in the middle, but there's fun to be had in this Christmas story.


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6th Dec 2009

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You Don't Mess With The Zohan

Mass stupidity with the occasional chuckle.


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5th Dec 2009

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Body of Lies

Tony Scott-esque spy antics from Ridley Scott.


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3rd Dec 2009

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3.10 To Yuma

Top class western with Crowe and Bale on fine form.


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30th Nov 2009

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The House Bunny

Dumb-but-fun Playboy-based re-working of Old School. No streaking in the quad though.


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30th Nov 2009

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Changeling

Engrossing, but ultimately shapeless missing persons drama from Clint Eastwood.


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29th Nov 2009

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Blindness

Shockingly under-developed sci-fi from the City of God team. Mark Ruffalo can't even save this.


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28th Nov 2009

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Twilight

No surprises from this solid teenage vampire flick.


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22nd Nov 2009

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Zack And Miri Make A Porno

Better-than-average effort from the over-rated Kevin Smith.


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21st Nov 2009

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Redbelt

Superior drama from David Mamet. Chiwetel Ejiofor is outstanding. Tim Allen gets serious.


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20th Nov 2009

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W

Oliver Stone's slick but empty biopic of Dubya, with a high-profile cast of impressionists.


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15th Nov 2009

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