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The World's End

Another remake of that one @simonpegg / @edgarwright movie. This one's like Dr Who with swearing.


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8th Dec 2013

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Europa Report

Decent indie sci-fi about a mission to one of Jupiter's moons that works round the found footage style.


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8th Dec 2013

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Syriana

Stylish, classy, sprawling oil epic from Traffic's Stephen Gaghan. Backed up by a great ensemble cast.


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6th Dec 2013

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The Wolf of Wall Street

Weekend at Bernie's meets Goodfellas, as Scorsese goes to max. McRomcomedy steals the show.


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2nd Dec 2013

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Robot & Frank

Smart, touching near-future parable, with a great turn from Frank Langella.


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30th Nov 2013

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Zero Dark Thirty

Enthralling by default, this CIA procedural could have done with a more experienced touch.


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29th Nov 2013

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Starlet

Edgy, charming, stylish flick with some heavy indie cred.


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28th Nov 2013

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Ginko

Josh Grier and Jeremy Hanson of Tapes 'n Tapes (check out our old interview) have got a new stripped down, minimalist band - Ginko. Debut album Manopause is available on iTunes now, or you can stream it in its entirety over at Soundcloud.

Video for the single Faded Glory below.

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Les Revenants

Prototype, under developed film version of the pragmatic French zombie show. Less Mogwai. Less creepy.


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28th Nov 2013

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The East

Decent/earnest attempt at blending 70s political thriller style w a contemp eco-terror cell & corporate spies.


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27th Nov 2013

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Magnetoswald

Of course! Looking to tap that Dealey Plaza/X-Men fan crossover market, this trailer for the upcoming X-Men time travelganza puts Magneto up on the grassy knoll back in 1963. More at The Bent Bullet.

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Crystal Fairy

Charming road movie. Michael Cera ditches the script and heads into the Chilean outback to trip out.


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21st Nov 2013

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Village Underground

Quirky, erratic Texan rockers go super tight and loud. So good.


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20th Nov 2013

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Under The Skin

Alien Scarlett Johansson prowls Scotland looking for lonely Scots to seduce/baffle. An arthouse Species.


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20th Nov 2013

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Robot & Frank

Subtle sci-fi that plays with ideas of memory loss, family & ageing - and has a great one last heist.


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19th Nov 2013

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The Hobbit

An Unexpected Journey

Zero tension as this near real-time prequel sets the pace. Goonies x Big Brother.


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19th Nov 2013

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Only God Forgives

Hilariously superficial art house twoddle. 'Style' turned up to 11, content down to zero.


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17th Nov 2013

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The Truman Show

Masterful modern classic. Funny, sad and ultimately uplifting - Jim Carrey's finest hour.


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17th Nov 2013

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On the Road

Stylish, faithful adaptation that manages to render the book as a pretentious load of jazz twoddle.


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16th Nov 2013

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Pacific Rim

Disappointingly vacuous, badly cast, tension-free monsters vs robots nonsense. GDT should know better.


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14th Nov 2013

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Gravity

One dimensional 3D space epic, that pushes its one trick pony to the limits. Mesmerising and gripping.


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14th Nov 2013

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Shame

Raw, emotional, stylish art house flick that's surprisingly slight and pretty depressing. Good OST.


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12th Nov 2013

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1. The 100 Greatest Singers
2. The 100 Greatest Music Videos
3. The 100 Greatest Novels Of All Time
4. 100 Best TV Shows Of All Time
5. The 100 Greatest Artists Of All Time
6. The 100 Greatest Artists of All Time
7. The 100 Greatest Movie Characters
8. The All-Time 100 Greatest Toys
9. 100 Greatest Shut-Ups In Films
10. The 100 Best TV Shows For Men
11. 100 Greatest First Lines In Books
12. 100 Greatest Director Cameos
13. Top 100 Movies of All Time
14. 100 Greatest Guitar Solos
15. Top 100 Comic Book Villains
16. 100 Greatest Horror Films of All Time
17. 100 Best Apps For iPhone and Android
18. 100 Greatest Songs Of The 00s
19. 100 Best Sci-Fi Movies Of All Time
20. 100 Best Graphic Novels And Comics
21. 100 Greatest TV Theme Songs
22. Top 100 Banned/Challenged Books 2000-2009
23. Top 100 Science Fiction & Fantasy Movies
24. 100 Greatest Album Covers
25. Top 100 Literary Novels of All Time
26. 100 Greatest Punk Rock Songs
27. Top 100 Special Interest Movies
28. The 100 Greatest Movie Spaceships Of All Time
29. 100 Greatest Shoegaze Albums
30. Top 100 Comic Book Heroes
31. 100 Greatest American Movies of All Time
32. Top 100 Hotels & Restaurants In The World
33. 100 Best Graphic Novels Ever
34. The Best 100 Closing Lines From Books
35. The 100 Best Running Sneakers Of All Time
36. The 100 Greatest Drummers Of Alternative Music
37. 100 Greatest Television Episodes
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39. 100 Greatest Movie Posters Of Film Noir
40. Top 100 Games Of All Time
41. The 100 Greatest Mash-Ups Of All Time
42. Top 100 Television Movies
43. The 100 Greatest Detroit Songs Ever
44. The First 100 Shoes To Cross The NYC Marathon Finish Line
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56. 100 Greatest Drum Beats of All Time
57. The 100 Best Horror Films
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59. 100 Best Villains In Video Games
60. 100 Greatest Graphic Novels
61. Top 100 Animation Movies
62. Top 100 Soundtracks of All Time
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65. All-Time Best 100 Albums
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68. Top 100 DJs
69. 100 TV Shows That Defined The Decade
70. The 100 Greatest American Novels 1893-1993
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72. The 100 Favourite Novels of Librarians
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74. Talib Kweli's Top 100 Hip Hop Songs
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78. All-Time 100 Gadgets
79. Top 100 Albums Of The 1990s
80. Top 100 Indie Love Songs Of All Time
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82. 100 Best Novels of The 20th Century
83. 100 Best Movie Quotes
84. 100 Best Singles Of All Time
85. 100 Best Debut Albums of All Time
86. 100 Best British Films
87. The 100 Best Eminem Songs Of All Time
88. The 100 Most Begun "Read But Unfinished" Books
89. The 100 Most Important Art Works of the Twentieth Century
90. 100 Major Works of Modern Creative Nonfiction
91. 100 Pop Culture Things That Make You Millenial
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93. The 100 Greatest Movie Soundtracks
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96. Top 100 Most Valuable Records Of All Time
97. 100 Most Controversial Films Of All Time
98. 100 Best Opening Lines From Films
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Trailer Park: Tuff Turf

"They can't shut him down. And they can't cool him off." Got a solid 1.5 stars in 1985 from Roger Ebert, who noted 

"Tuff Turf" is the worst teenage exploitation movie since "Where the Boys Are". It even has an equally wimpy hero, a young actor named James Spader who seems so laid back and introspective and sensitive and zonked that it is occasionally all he can to do rouse himself to the level of speech.

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