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Love And Other Drugs

Pseudo-deep, nostalgia tinged comedy > drama, painted with big, cliched brush strokes.


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12th Mar 2012

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Faster

The Rock does his best Lee Marvin impression while Billy Bob slums it in this unsubtle thriller-by-numbers.


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10th Mar 2012

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Hi Ho Silver!

First image up for the Lone Ranger reboot ...and it doesn't look terrible.

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8th Mar 2012 - Add Comment - Tweet

Schindler's List

Brutal masterpiece. Outstanding direction, assured writing and performances, amazing photography.


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5th Mar 2012

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Galaxy Quest

Entertaining post-modern comedy, effectively riffing and paying homage to the geek-fest of \#StarTrek.


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4th Mar 2012

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RIP: Ralph Mcquarrie

@StarWars artist Ralph McQuarrie has died aged 82. He's the guy who drew a lot of the original concept art for Star Wars, designing an entire world that is now a part of nearly everyone's culture.

George Lucas has praised the artist over on StarWars.com

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4th Mar 2012 - Add Comment - Tweet

John Carter

An uneasy mix of sandals, sci-fi, Superman and cowboys that holds together, but never quite takes off.


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3rd Mar 2012

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Hanna

Abstract, ambitious, pretentious, graphical, European art house thriller. Like Wes Anderson doing Bourne.


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2nd Mar 2012

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Country Strong

Another lumbering plod through the troubled, lovelorn, cliche-ridden world of Country & Western.


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2nd Mar 2012

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Ted 2023: Peter Weyland

Peter Weyland of Weyland-Yutani gives a speech at TED .....all in the name of promoting Ridley Scott's new Alien-esque movie Prometheus. Clever/Smug.

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29th Feb 2012 - Add Comment - Tweet

State of Grace

Early 90s gangster pic - with juvenile Penn, Oldman and Reilly doing a dry run for 'The Departed'.

Halliwell says: Dull and plodding gangster movie.


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28th Feb 2012

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85 Films Martin Scorsese Thinks You Should See

Fast Company magazine has an interesting list of films mentioned by Martin Scosese as influentual to him. He's certainly consistent, as he's been talking a lot of these up since I was at film school - directly prompting me to check out Faces, Duel in the Sun, Gun Crazy, Kiss Me Deadly, The Leopard, A Matter of Life and Death, Peeping Tom and The Red Shoes ...amongst others. Pretty sure he put me onto Black Narcissus too - my favourite Powell & Presseburger movie.

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27th Feb 2012 - Add Comment - Tweet

Oscars 1976

Fascinating video of Steven Spielberg watcing the live Oscar nomations in 1976, following the massive box office success of Jaws.

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27th Feb 2012 - Add Comment - Tweet

The Eagle

Roman action/drama that covers the same ground as 'Centurion', with twice the style and half the pace.


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25th Feb 2012

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The Company Men

Thoughtful unemployment drama, filled with solid performances and classy cinematography.


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25th Feb 2012

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Walking Tall

Fun smalltown actioner with a plot The A-team would be proud of except The Rock didn't know who to call.


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25th Feb 2012

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Trailer Park: The Raid

This month's "Most kills in a trailer" award goes to relentless Indonesian all-out martial arts cops n guns fest The Raid (@THERAIDMOVIE). Have heard bloody good things (well, it's bloody and it's good) from early reports - something of a tribute to early (ie pre-Hollywood) John Woo from Welsh director Gareth Evans by all accounts. Looks like they've borrowed The Wire's font too

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24th Feb 2012 - Add Comment - Tweet

Trailer Park: Year Zero ...with added Black Mountain

Trailer up for the epic surf movie 'Year Zero' from Globe. The movie itself looks pretty tasty, shot around the world on 16mm film ....but the real reason to get excited is the Black Mountain soundtrack.

The album features a few old classics (including 'Tyrants' - featuring my all time favourite drum licks) and a handful of unreleased tracks such as 'Phosphorescent Waves', 'Embrace Euphoria', 'In Sequence' and 'Mary Lou' - which you can download over at Jagjaguwar and listen to below.

The album is out April 2nd in the UK, April 3rd elswhere.

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23rd Feb 2012 - Add Comment - Tweet

Married To The Mob

Tight, multi-layered comedy in Jonathan Demme's best film - and the antidote to 'Goodfellas'.

Halliwell says: Effervescent comedy-thriller that bubbles merrily along.**


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23rd Feb 2012

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Jacob Sutton: Glowing Man

Outstanding fashion film up from Jacob Sutton, following a man on a snowboard in an LED suit. Say no more.

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23rd Feb 2012 - Add Comment - Tweet

Skate or die: GoPro

Skateboarding's probably pretty close to porn when it comes to using advances in film technology. Check out this quick how-to about mounting a mini GoPro HD camera under a skateboard, from @RideChannel's excellent In Focus series.

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22nd Feb 2012 - Add Comment - Tweet

Scarface

Shapeless pacing and shoddy production values make for one of the most over-rated film school favorites.

Halliwell says: Absurdly brutalized version of the above, with detailed violence and a superabundance of foul language. Scarface has now become an emigre Cuban, and the film seems to want to make a political statement.


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20th Feb 2012

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No Strings Attached

Devastatingly transparent and unambitious romcom-by-numbers with Natalie Portman.


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19th Feb 2012

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London Boulevard

Surprisingly acceptable mockney caper. Think The Long Good Friday with flashes of Only Fools & Horses.


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18th Feb 2012

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Blind Date

Great short film up from Abigail Blackmore - Blind Date.

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Tomorrow, When The War Began

Heartbreak High meets Red Dawn in this bland teen Aussie box office smash.


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17th Feb 2012

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Trailer Park: Beyond The Black Rainbow

about time someone picked up that Cronenberg video-terror / mad scientist ball and ran with it... (bonus points for the VHS poster here)

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Trailer Park: Cabin In The Woods

It was delayed for a few years due to the collapse of MGM, but this meta-horror from Drew "Cloverfield" Goddard and producer Joss Whedon is opening at SXSW this April

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Wayne's World - Partying On for 20 Years

It's the 20th Anniversary of the Wayne's World movie. Ouch. Here's a then/now comparison of the cast. And while you're there, check out the cast of Dazed & Confused ....though Wooderson is cheating a bit thanks to that recent Black Widow promo.

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16th Feb 2012 - Add Comment - Tweet

Rush

Disappointingly dated, wooden, melodramatic undercover-cops-go-too-far movie. With added Eric Clapton noodling.


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15th Feb 2012

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Vintage Movie Posters

Hold on to that old movie poster rolled up on top of your wardrobe, as in case you didn't already know these things can be worth a lot of money.

Love seeing the alternate marketing vision for some of these movies. The Alien teaser poster is a million miles from the graphic identity that pretty much shaped the whole series.

Via Vintage Seekers via Uncrate.

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No Man's Land

Surprisingly stylish slice of 80s action with @CharlieSheen ...like Point Break, without surfboards.


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14th Feb 2012

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The Lincoln Lawyer

Matthew McRomcomedy gets semi-serious in this tricksy courtroom drama ...an updated Jagged Edge.


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13th Feb 2012

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Chalet Girl

Unambitious @UKFilmCouncil drivel starring many of the usual suspects. I'm talking to you \#BillNighy.


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12th Feb 2012

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Battle Los Angeles

Stylish, directionless, underdeveloped video game shoot 'em up. Black Hawk Down with aliens.


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11th Feb 2012

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Trailer Park: Iron Sky

New trailer for the "Nazis from the dark side of the moon" film that's been "coming soon" for ages. Looks a lot more Top Secret/Hot Shots! with that new President Palin character

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I'm Not There

This novel, stylish, pretentious biopic fails to make the most of its biggest asset...Bob Dylan's music.


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10th Feb 2012

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No Dude, "Scary Staring Guy" Is My Thing That I Do

Seven Psychopaths, starring Colin Farrell, Woody Harrelson, Christopher Walken and Sam Rockwell. It's about a dog thief

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Trailer Park: The Bourne Legacy

Bourne is back. Except he's not called Bourne, and he's played by Jeremy Renner. Could be OK, unless Ed Norton spoils it. The Bourne Legacy opens Summer 2012.

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RIP: Ben Gazzara

RIP Ben Gazzara, improv acting legend from the Cassavettes era ....and better known to us as the bad guy from Roadhouse, or Jackie Treehorn from The Big Lebowski.

81. Good innings dude.

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4th Feb 2012 - Add Comment - Tweet

Tony Hawk's Ride Channel

@YouTube have been setting up some new content partnerships recently and @RIDEChannel is one such offering, from Tony Hawk's 900 Films. The idea is to push channels with regular, programmed content - as YouTube attempst to push itself as a TV replacement.

Ride Channel features a number of skateboard-related shows, such as Jamie Thomas' Let The Good Times Roll, Trick-a-day, Hand in Hand - which features interviews with musicians who have inspired skating (Thurston Moore, for example), Free Lunch which rolls down memory lane with famous skaters and In Focus, which provies great technical tips on making your own skate movies.

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The Ghost

Clumsy, inefficient thriller. Was going to say wannabee-Polanski, then I noticed Polanski directed it.


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1st Feb 2012

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Trailer Park: Cassette

Kickstarter doc about cassette culture. More at cassettemovie.com/

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31st Jan 2012 - Add Comment - Tweet

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

More mindless big budget tentpole antics. Nothing new to report, Cap'n.


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30th Jan 2012

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Trailer Park: Side By Side

Side by Side finds Keanu Reeves putting on his producer hat for this documentary about the decline of film and the rise of digital. Looks pretty geeky, so I'm thoroughly looking forward to it - and Keanu has pulled out his address book to interview a who's who of film makers.

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Ironclad

Shapeless medieval actioner. The medium calibre cast is let down by the shoddy production quality & script.


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28th Jan 2012

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Promo Promo: Wilco vs Popeye

Animated promo up for WIlco's track "Dawned on Me" .....starring the band and Popeye himself. Directed by Darren Romanelli

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